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I see from the CS newsletter that site fees are back on the agenda




But at least CS is moving into the 21st century & allowing "adult" profile pics all be it we'll have to pay to upload them they go on to explain that due to bandwidth restraints photos will charged on size & nature, so a male bottom will be $2, or in Ian's case $3, due to size the male appendage will cost $5 so it just remains to be seen which of us will be charged $4 or $6 for that respectively

Women - know your limits

I'm single
I'm not in a relationship
Yes that picture is recent
My internet is too slow for video chat
I wasn't flirting with him/her
What you read is not how it was meant to sound
Distance dosnt matter...

Feel free to add

The wait staff at this restaurant had a terrible attitude.
The chef and manager didn't seem to care at all.
They would just call out the restaurant name every time I complained.
Like that would make a difference.

Perhaps I should have known better.
But, I love sashimi and pickled ginger and I like sushi too.
So, I took a chance.

However, I guess I should have gotten a hint from the restaurant's name.
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Just curious here.

Has anyone ever blogged while under the influence of alcohol?


Should be interesting cos a pissed person sees or takes remarks differently to a sober one I think.

Will be back later, just off to go and booze

I cannot claim to be an angel. In fact, I’m a little devil at the best of times, but it annoys me when somebody calls me a liar.

I cannot claim to be an . In fact, I’m a little at the best of times, but it me when somebody calls me a . Nothing can me more than who about things they know nothing about, but somehow I always get with them. I get when more than one try to to me at the same time and I it when somebody all the time.

I gave up for the umpteenth time a few months ago. I can get with myself because I normally start again after a year or so. This is so unlike to when I gave up 30 years ago. I feel so about it that I celebrate it with a few whenever I get the opportunity.

I to but I don’t like people. When I go to a , I normally position myself close to the so I can the making of themselves while I up their .

I wish we had many more emoticons so we could all our blogs like this. I realize that it will take more time in the beginning, but it will go much once we get used to it.

I if it worked but I tried this to if I can trick you into reading my whole blog.


May you have a grand weekend.

SEMINAR FOR WOMEN

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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband? All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are 11 replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply this way?

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What the hell did you do now?

7. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

8. Am I dreaming?

9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

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Kinda tugs at the heart, doesn't it?

talk about a raft of mixed emotions.
At around this time every year, I await with such anticipation, The funny,furry,unexplainable,sweet,a sense of being loved type of feelings, that my family, friends, well wishers, even some of those that do not like me very much give to me.
How i wait and try to guess who will be the first one.
will it be my eldest daughter, or my second daughter, maybe my son, Nah, it will be my granddaughter "Princess Trinity", Maybe, just maybe, someone from here at CS will be the first.
What am i on about, well, i often wonder at this time of year, who will be the FIRST to wish me a Happy Birthday.
Talk about going from excitement, to disappointment, to eventually reality.
I do this to myself every year,
I wait allday for someone to wish me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT
It never comes.
I then realise, that it is not so surprising, as it's no where near my birthday.
To all those that are celebrating a birthday today, hope it was a good one.
I now have to learn yet another emotion, "PAITIENCE"

Kevinism is a disease that came about during the 90's, before its appearance teenagers use to help around he house, dry up, even clean their dads car.

These days the condition has gotten worse. Since my son turned double figures I could see the change, hair seems greasy, longer, smelly. Then there is the clothes that seem to grow from the bedroom floor.

What's most worrying about this affliction is the tomato ketchup smothered plates that adorn the kitchen worktops, its like Alzheimer's for the young, you can say the same thing every day but they forget. What's amazing is that whilst having this condition, they seem to know the value of money, how to obtain it, by asking via whatsapp, instead of asking face to face.

Do you have Kevinism in your family ? for girls its Karenism, maybe you can share your stories and we can get much needed therapy by sharing..