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I had a GREAT blog this past weekend. People from all over the world came to read and comment on my blog. It may have been the greatest blog CS has seen since the days of the Nixon administration. Wait... Quite frankly it WAS the greatest blog and then, while I was out working today, someone took my blog down.
I ask why? Why would you remove a blog so awesome it showed the world the only ex-president in the history of America as the subject of a federal indictment.

Was it you Grand... you posted a blog with my name in the title that got my great blog deleted? That's what I'm thinking... you weaponized them to do it. It's a dark day in blog-land, truly a dark day.

...and couldn't help take a photo of these two fellows..oh i do feel sorry for the ladies that will have to entertain these guys..

tall guy was at least 6'7"...short guy was short..

then I get in the taxi and see what you can't do in a taxi..1st one is ..you cannot bring a buffalo in the taxi..2nd one obvious..no weapons..then there's the no sex...

And last but no least I'm going to have some fun on the loo later..pictures anyone ?..you all know my toilet habits by now...this thing blows hot air..im just looking for the bl** job button. !

finally...
I love him truly sincerely...........everyone can see my lover
i do not mind...

To an even happier Thanksgiving;..................



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With the recent economic crisis still lingering in Spain you'd expect spare parts for cars to be cheap in order to for businesses to make at least a small profit, but not so, parts are an exorbitant price, so much so that Spaniards have resorted to using cheap parts imported from Africa this has resulted in cars failing there annual safety test due to the parts not performing the tasks in a specified fashion The pictures below have the outer covers removed in order that you can see the imported parts.

Here we see an imported rear bumper that failed the test -



One car owner bought new padding for his seat which also failed -



This one failed as the speedo on this imported dashboard was unreadable -

I'm NOT complaining...I just want to whine a little bit

We've just had a little Christmas party at work...then we had that "Secret Santa" thing. The rule was you pick a name and buy him/her a gift not less than 15JDs, that's about $21. Well, I was excited about it and put a lot of thoughts on my present. I picked the name of my vegetarian colleague and bought him a wooden sculptor of an Eagle worth 25JDs and I can tell from his reaction that he's very happy with what he got and rightly guessed that it was from me

I had hard time unwrapping the present that had my name, it was tightly wrapped with lots of sticky tapes and bows... really excited about it but got a little disappointed when it was finally revealed : A Coffe Mug worth 2 JDs I had hard time guessing who's the meanie who gave it to me... OK, my first reaction was disappointment, it probably showed on my face but hey, the mug says: SUPERMOM I gave her a hug and a nice "thank you" for that cheap but lovely mug...

One of the guy was obviously disappointed...he got 3 gift voucher from Mothercare worth exactly 5jds each. Why would one give a man, a young single man gift vouchers from Mothercare ? A shop full of children's clothing

Well, they say it's the thought that counts but sometimes we can't help feeling disappointed when we feel that they didn't put a lot of thought when giving you a present

Have a great day/night everyone

....growing up is optional.





I don't wanna grow up....

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According to Fox, Francis was doing his routine payment to his dog walker earlier in March, by using his online account with Chase Bank. He had filled in his dog’s name into the memo line of the form. But the dog walker told Francis he hadn’t got the check.The owner logged into his account to investigate, and found the following message: “Please explain what Dash means...”