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Condiments, The heroes and the villains
My Hero is the explorer Mr. Celery Salt, he was the first to discover a lost tribe of Worcester Sauce in the Amazon Jungle.
And the notorious villain "Salsa Barbacoa", A nasty fellow who terrorised the Spanish population in Madrid. Captured in 2007 he is serving life in a maximum security prison, recently social media photos emerged of Salsa "Tea-bagging" a fellow inmate causing outrage in the tinned anchovy world.
Do you have any condiment heroes or villains where you are?
Hot date tonight ?
Be careful of those.....smouldering desires
you may get burnt and be fuming later.
Another old joke.
This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the same as the name of a boy she went to school with, 30 years ago. However, when she sees him, she thinks it can't be - this guy is ANCIENT, must be his father.
Then she sees his diploma on the wall. WOW. Graduated 22 years ago. Must be the same guy. She's quite shocked at how he's aged, but says cheerfully enough as she sits down in the chair of doom 'I remember you from Ridgeway High School'.
His brow wrinkles. 'Were you my teacher?'
Where Are Trumps Tax Returns?
The Donald politely responded,
"I've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found.”
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that?
The Donald smiled and said,
"They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.
"What's your next question?"
Take a quick look at the last commented blogs....
doesn't it tell you a lot about us...bloody love gossip.
MY PHONE!
I can't speak in conversation, I just don't know what to do,
I don't know whatsapp with my friends, my parents want
to talk to me, again, that's twice this month, I can't tweet,
I can't face talk, (even though they are here beside me)
They are there and I can't even look,,,, I need Facebook,
They even asked me to add two and two, as if I didn't
know, oh,, I need my phone,, where is my goddamm
phone, sorry, it's not like I REALLY need my phone to
be normal, .......... I just want the ten million pictures
I took, I'm sure there is one of me pouting that looks
really good, this is all going to end in disaster if I
DON'T GET MY PHONE!
Ponderisms for Seniors
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights.” I'm very wise.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.
The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes”.
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... But it can muffle the sound!
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?
At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I was wanting!
Copper Clapper Caper
I wanted to share it with people who want a good laugh! new album out soon..
...called...Buzz Buzz hum Buzz Buzz
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