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This is a dinkum Australian love poem, and if it don't bring a lump to your throat, and have you rushing to the Strine men listed here on CS, you're one fussy old cow is all I can say.


Of course I love ya darlin'
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who’s your age
Has such perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me Nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch me another beer!

Brought a lump to my throat, it did. Here's your beer, pet.

I've been thinking, wouln't it be
wonderful if it was mandatory
for women on the site to have
at least ONE picture without
any make up on to see what
they really look like.

It appears that the men on the island that i live have certain category's
It goes as follows.

They are married
.so they only want sex.
They are engaged so they only want sex
They have girlfriends but want more sex.
If they are single which is very rare. They will be mummies boys and trust me do not cross mother she will shoot you.
And her demand will be son you must find a virgin coz if she has slept with other men be sure she will have a sex disease.......... Yep they are out there.
You then have ( and this is mainly the English) If you sleep with them on a first date you are a whore if you dont you are a lesbian. NICE....
And lastly you have the boys who dive straight in with you are to old for a relationship so can i just f*ck you

Oh the joys of being single...............
Think i gotta find me another Island.........

You might get much more, or perhaps something totally different than what you originally thought.





I remember once asking for a large piece of cake at a wedding.
It looked REALLY good , but it tasted HORRIBLE !

Perhaps you recall asking for something and getting surprised with something that you totally did not anticipate.

I just love to at some of the blogs on CS! Some are informative or entertaining, but others are just plain -IDK!. Don't get me wrong, but don't these people know how to write and spell? And the topics! Some are GREAT, but some are simply dumb, and done! People post a blog to say HELLO or I'm BACK. Why, people even post a blog to say goodbye! Goodbye, hello, jello...anything goes on the blogs.

I love when people get in fights on blogs. Come on, admit it. It's better than television. You don't have to admit you find it interesting maybe you even have a crush on the blogger who is being bashed or is bashing . Is that why you are on CS all night and don't get any ? Or maybe you are the one in the thick of it all and your blood is boiling so bad, your quick comebacks have never been BETTER.

Its funny how people will leave the topics of the blog just to talk to each other ...and how they compliment each other on their photos, or they say something clever, or funny They also jump on to comfort when someone sings the blues . There are posters with the in their heart and others who are s. You can always count on them to save the day - or blog!

But why do people report the interesting blogs before we can read them? They get taken down and we never get to find out what happened in the fight! I mean that can be frustrating when a good friend disappears right in the middle of a ! Yep, people get deleted too and often we don't know why. .

There's lot of talk about on the blogs. Single people are often or have problems and some of the things they say are just . We share and to commiserate, but its hard to sip through the screen ! Sometimes there is but it is hard to get a bite . Usually things are , but someone better not step on your toes ....HEY! Aww, thats okay we all make mistakes!

At times there's trouble on the blogs and the meanies say really bad things. People get hurt and want to leave or report. It can be tough but we have to keep the . We need to share the and appreciate the in each other.

Its when people leave. We tell them we will miss them and to come back soon to CS! We'll have a ! Wow, I mean saying goodbye is !!!

There's a lot of heavy thought in some CS blogs . Someone will pose an interesting question or debate and things start geting good. But then an crashes in and breaks the mood You know, they'll thunder in and say something off-the-wall that hijacks the blog. That's when ya say : ! Everybody is now following the elephant. (You know, there's an elephant in the room?) Or maybe a ...

Aren't you glad no one can see you at your monitor, when you are reading or posting? Some of us look like this or this or this and this ! Best to keep it secret!

Lots of flirtatious bloggers (so keep an eye out- you may meet the love of your life) but sometimes there are that just go on and on... kinda like this blog.

Just be sure to bring the because you never know what's popping, especially if a well known blogger is another story! He also hosts a blog party afterwards, and sometimes there's . I keep trying to get a bite, but I never can.

- BLOG WATCHER

Who are you?

I've been blogging here for years now and wasn't interested really in the forums. I read some posts there when I started blogging here, the nastiness put me off. It wasn't till few weeks ago when I decided to give it a try.

I know some topics are not really meant here in the blogland so I posted a particular one there with the hope that bloggers won't read it there. Well, the first one who posted comment and most of those participated turned out to be the same people I'm bantering here on blogs!

Blogging is fun, a little bit more civilized than the forums.

Blogging is more easier, you don't have to click too many times to find the topic that would interest you.

Blogs are more conservative , forums are liberated

Blogs and Forums are both educational and fun places to be...

Can't really think of anything else to add at the moment so feel free write what's on your mind...

Happy Wednesday everyone!

We're now 26 days from the U.S. Presidential election. The major party nominees have succeeded in unifying Murkuns to an extent undreamed of in modern times.



It is generally, if not unanimously, recognized that these two are the worst, most despised candidates for high office in the history of the Republic.

The author lady from Scotland has suggested it is the worst matchup in the history of Western Civilization.

Could be.

Is it possible at this point to replace them with more acceptable alternatives?
I'm taking nominations to replace...

and


Y'all may nominate replacement candidates in comments below, using this simple example as a format...

...Bonnie
...Clyde

The field is wide open.
Nominees are not required to have been born in Murka.
Nor are they required to be living. (See example above.)
They don't even have to be real.

I'd like to keep this blog positive...a search for BETTER replacements.

However, feel free to also suggest any replacements which might actually be WORSE than...



...if that be possible.

The chairman now opens the floor for nominations.

......

Listed below are lists of people killed by law enforcement in the United States, whether in the line of duty or not, and regardless of reason or method. Inclusion in the lists implies neither wrongdoing nor justification on the part of the person killed or the officer involved. The listing merely documents the occurrence of a death.

These lists are incomplete. Although Congress instructed the Attorney General in 1994 to compile and publish annual statistics on police use of excessive force, this was never carried out, and the FBI does not collect these data either. The annual average number of justifiable homicides alone was previously estimated to be near 400. Updated estimates from the Bureau of Justice Statistics released in 2015 estimate the number to be around 930 per year, or 1240 if assuming that nonreporting local agencies kill people at the same rate as reporting agencies. The Washington Post tracked shootings (only) in 2015 and on May 30 reported a rate so far that would be equal to 937 shootings/year (385 as of that date).

The Guardian newspaper is running a database,The Counted, tracking US killings by police and other law enforcement agencies in 2015, and counted 1140 killed, with rates per million of 2.92 for "white" people, 7.2 for "black", and 3.5 for "hispanic/latino", 1.34 for "Asian/Pacific Islander", and 3.4 for "Native American". The database can be viewed by state, gender, race/ethnicity, age, classification (e.g., "gunshot"), and whether the person killed was armed.



and not one swan shot by our police..coz we don't have guns.

Why is it so difficult to hide a happiness? When I'm happy, I'm wearing a big smile and grinning...people around me says that I'm like a walking sunshine and it's contagious too. Walking around smiling or grinning for some reasons unknown to others makes them wonder "what the heck is going on with her?!" and that makes them smile too

When I'm sad and grumpy, I don't show that to the world, I'm very good at hiding my negative emotions and wearing a fake smile that way I don't affect people around me.

Well, I have lots of reasons to be happy...you?

Well, woke up early here and having a nice cup of coffee...thinking and looking forward to happy days

You all have a nice day/night