It's official. Australians are the best men to meet.
This is a dinkum Australian love poem, and if it don't bring a lump to your throat, and have you rushing to the Strine men listed here on CS, you're one fussy old cow is all I can say.Of course I love ya darlin'
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila who’s your age
Has such perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me Nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch me another beer!
Brought a lump to my throat, it did. Here's your beer, pet.
Comments (49)
Parsnips and rogue
Good luck with either
Up to now I thought they were the guys with the famous foreplay 'brace yerself, Sheila'
Seeing them through new eyes now
On a different, but related, note, when does an Australian qualify as an Australian, with all the related traits?
I absolutely congratulate both of you for this declaration lol
Mimi, there is another couple like you and Art. I think..Let us wait for the response of the two parties involved...
He's a terrible flirt, though, and in my own way so am I, so this is more insurance than likely to happen.
I also suspect I'm not the only one who has set up this deal. Like I said, he really is an incorrigible flirt
They may not write it in poetry form, but they feel it.
Just make sure to invite me, though if anything of the extra ordinary will occur. You know like buying a ring or something like that.
Love Map to bits, I do, but the queue for him AND the Zman is long
Don't know what it is, and I probably shouldn't say so publicly, but them I've actually met can seem underwhelmed. They tease me rotten, boss me around, and tell me about their women. It's really not very romantic.
I live in hope, though. One day my prince will come
Most men just want a quiet life, with as little nagging as possible.
If you throw in a beer, then you'll have a grateful loyal man for life.
.... fair enough.
I remember now one quite so older blogger here complained, how the lady he met was all wrinkled.....
Nah. Map she is all there is that is worth your eyes...no?
Tell you what, write a poem with more than 2 minutes notice, put it in your profile, and stand by to repel boarders
I will reword my profile to include the beers
As IF.
Yeah there is no problem there Elle. You are of course, willing to compromise a bit, right?
I was thinking..she had an Art and a Bil at the same time?
The only bill I encountered was the bill of the ducks in the pond
As for the dog, good grief, safety for the entire extended household rests on the dog's shoulders, you know. It's a 24/7 job