Replacement POTUS Candidates.
We're now 26 days from the U.S. Presidential election. The major party nominees have succeeded in unifying Murkuns to an extent undreamed of in modern times.
It is generally, if not unanimously, recognized that these two are the worst, most despised candidates for high office in the history of the Republic.
The author lady from Scotland
has suggested it is the worst matchup in the history of Western Civilization. Could be.
Is it possible at this point to replace them with more acceptable alternatives?
I'm taking nominations to replace...
and
Y'all may nominate replacement candidates in comments below, using this simple example as a format...
...Bonnie ...ClydeThe field is wide open.
Nominees are not required to have been born in Murka.
Nor are they required to be living. (See example above.)
They don't even have to be real.
I'd like to keep this blog positive...a search for BETTER replacements.
However, feel free to also suggest any replacements which might actually be WORSE than...
...if that be possible.
The chairman
now opens the floor for nominations. 
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Comments (36)
YOUTUBE South Park The Three Killers
For worse you could try Junker of the EU
The chair respectively suggests a third party replacement candidate be added to this field...
Vice president candidates = Ike and Tina
and
He acknowledges his painfully accurate comment.
A most harmonious matchup, non!
Very foresighted to include VP choices...
especially in the case of Sonny.
True. They ARE serial killers. Still, the chair believes said nominees may well be preferred over actual candidates
Thus, South Park's nominations are in keeping with the positive theme of this blog.
M.Pence & P. Ryan ....
and
...both have the potential to inflict incalculable damage on Murka (and quite possibly the entire planet),
The chair places in nomination the replacement candidates...
Got dog!....
Also, thank you for reminding ALL voters to go to the polls on Nov. 28 and vote for...
and
too, for that matter.
Got that, Y'all Murkuns?
Get out and vote for
or
On November TWENTY-EIGHTH!!
Good one
Yup!........
I'm Sitting Here! Waiting On Winter To Come Here In My State.
Why thank you, Mic
Errrr........would I be getting any prize for my proud achievement?
I Too! Meant To Say Nov.8, .
It'll work out better for the country if they go to vote on the 28th.
Seriously.
Trust me on this!
Too funny...
Vote on November 28th...lol...
Take back America y'all...
Remarkably thoughtful choices, Wiz!
Fudd will bring the 2nd Amendment crowd on board!
Oyl's Popeye connection will make him an easy pick for Secretary of Defense!
BTW - Based upon subtle clues on Popeye's uniform, and flags seen in the background of the cartoons, he's a member of the U.S. Coast Guard.
Other members of the Oyl family who might be tapped for cabinet positions...
Father - Cole Oyl...Secretary of Energy
Sister - Diezel Oyl...Secretary of Transportation
Brother - Castor Oyl...Surgeon General
And Yes. Those really ARE Olive Oyl's family!
I put 'em in that order just for you, Lou. Thought you'd appreciate it!
The Butthead platform...
YOUTUBE Beavis & Butthead I am cornholio
Good selection, Lou!
I've watched that campaign ad. Much(!) more coherent and substantial than anything I've heard from
The emoticons for Trump and Clinton
When you've had enough so that
That's what it'll take to pull the lever...for either of 'em!
Geezzzz, thanks to Trump, Angelface, and you Mickeylee, for reminding me that election day is November 28th, instead of November 8th...that would be too early... I would have felt soooo unnecessary had I voted on November 8th
On November 28th, I'm casting my vote for Gomer Pyle and Bernard "Barney" P. Milton Oliver Fife
Gomer for the vets!
Barney for law & order!
November 28 is Election Day for
Those voting for anyone OTHER than
Keep it under your hat.......
GOT THAT, Y'ALL MURKUNS?!
To cast your vote for
NOVEMBER TWENTY-EIGHTH.
Do NOT attempt to vote on November 8!!
Those voting for ANY candidate OTHER than
Your Election Day is NOVEMBER EIGHTH
Understand?!
To vote for anyone else...Vote November 8
(Imagine "Jeopardy" music playing.)
The cartoon voice of Olive Oyl was patterned after that of Zasu Pitts (her real given name).
However, Zasu did not perform the voice in the catroons.
Her distinctive voice was last heard as the telephone operator in the movie, "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World".
What the hell...why not?
Our last best hope is to raise enough money to get Zola, or whatever Eks's guy's name is, to run.
Y'all who want to keep
Note to self...cancel the trucks.
Get more trains.
Anyone intending to vote for
Anyone attempting to do so will be taken to a FEMA Center located in a closed down Wal-Mart and guillotined.
Proof?
Search:
Wal-Mart FEMA Centers
U.S. Government bought 30,000 guillotines.
FEMA disposable coffins.
"Disposable coffins"...like there's any other kind?
You might want to check out a map showing the locations of those Wal-Mart FEMA Centers.
Also where half of the guillotines are stored.
Just sayin'.
WAL....MART
Switch the words around...
MARTial....LAW
:tinfoilha: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE SHEEPLE!!
Trust #1....