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Woke up this morning with the hangover from hell and a vague memory of kissing a camel who turned into the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. Bit of a relief to realize that was my last blog and trick photography. Boxing Day isn't even a blur, I might have slept through it.

That's is. No more drinking is my New Year resolution. The minute I've got Hogmanay over and done with.

In the meantime -

Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing at the foot of his bed.
"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?... and who are you?" he asked.
"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."
"WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young," said Rob. "I want you to send me back immediately."
"It's not that easy", said St.Peter. "You can only return as a dog or a hen. The choice is yours."
Rob thought about it for a while, and figured that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.
"I want to return as a hen."
And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna blow. Then along came another hen.
"Hey, you must be the new hen St. Pe! ter told me about," she said.
"How do you like being a hen?"
"Well, OK I guess, but it feels like I am going to explode."
"Oh that!" said the other hen. "That's only the ovulation going on. You need to lay an egg."
"How do I do that?" Rob asked.
"Cluck twice, and then push all you can."
Rob clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'plop' an egg was on the ground.
"Wow" Rob said, "That felt really good!"
So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that there was another egg on the ground.
The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:
"Rob, for Christ's sake! Wake up! You're shittin' all over the bed!

Just stopping by briefly.

Thanks for all your cards, emails and flowers.

I hope everyone has a terrific July 4th.
Here in the USA, we celebrate it as Independence Day,
which commemorates the signing of the Declaration of Independence from England. in 1776.

To attempt to make your July 4th a bit more fun,
here's some relatd cartoons to help you smile



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Keep smiling and have a wonderful day !

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

Been busy packing stuffs these passed days...finally moved to a new apartment last night, had to sleep in a small mattress on the floor surrounded by boxes and bags last night...the move to the new place took 2 exhausting days, yesterday and today.. just glad it's done and over with and I beat Redex...I was able to move first

Too tired to feel sad and to miss my old apartment ...I'm exhausted and the more I thought about unpacking, cleaning and organizing the more exhausted I am Can't do anything about it now, will sleep in the sofa later...trying to feel good here on blogs for now

Anyone still awake?

it's the one where most recent blogs appear on top and not the last commented one...?
It's kinda strange reading multiple blogs form one blogger...boring actually

and stale blogs keep appearing on top is also not cool, specially if they are nasty topic that most of us can't relate on

resurrecting old classic blogs seems more fun than blogs nowadays ...

just saying hi and wondering if anyone here got laid recently reading the blogs here, I doubt it

no that isn't true I never wondered it in my life before. But I do now.

Harun Yahya (aka Adnan Oktar) says "I always wondered why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same thing.'

Well - ah - um -

They brought it all on themselves lol

This page is for CS couples that have a joint account here.......

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