I drink too much ...

Woke up this morning with the hangover from hell and a vague memory of kissing a camel who turned into the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. Bit of a relief to realize that was my last blog and trick photography. Boxing Day isn't even a blur, I might have slept through it.

That's is. No more drinking is my New Year resolution. The minute I've got Hogmanay over and done with. roll eyes

In the meantime - coffee
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Be thankful she was only on your blog and you didn't wake up with her. A bad case of POD. uh oh laugh
wave "Alcohol does all kinds of things in the body, and we're not fully aware of all its effects,Anemia,Cancer,Cardiovascular disease,Cirrhosis,
Dementia,Depression,Seizures,Gout,High blood pressure,Infectious disease,
Nerve damage,Pancreatitis.A functional alcoholic might not act the way you would expect. You might think he's responsible and productive because he works every day. He could even be high achieving or powerful. In fact, his success might lead people to overlook his drinking.Not that I say you are , but without knowing it or admitting to it you could well be landing up with a serious problem.Its not worth it. The best intoxication Nectar one could consume ,without a doubt is love potion number nine ,that will make you irresistible to womanteddybear
-still, you DID wake up this morning... not bad!thumbs up handshake
Ms Kisses, it was being away from love potion #9 that brought on the wee bit of drinking.

Plus I have an uneasy feeling I am now engaged to Zman. moping

I've not the head for the demon drink that I had in my younger days and don't usually indulge. I don't mind you scolding me, I deserve it, but out of the kindness of your good heart, could you do it in a whisper.
Viking, sir, another 24 hours before waking up would have been better. I hope you had a good and abstemious holiday. handshake
comfort don't worry, I'm sure we can reach an out of court settlement for the Breach of Promise professor all that lovely money will help me recover from the heartbreak broken heart coffee2 rolling on the floor laughing
While you're at it, do you mind making me a cuppa too? coffee

Uhmmmm......any yummy biscotti to go along with it?? dunno
You could always chew your arm off rather than wake her rolling on the floor laughing

Where are you that the sun is shining? It's grey and rainy (again!) here in Ireland sigh

You're welcome about the nomination, your blogs are a refreshing change from the usual downbeat and political blarg.

Ps I'm not banging pots and pans near you, I'm really not grin laugh

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Nice shade of red! laugh
yea unlaosed but those eye lashes wow wow grin
Zman, who said anything about breaking the engagement? It was just unexpected. I'm coming round to the idea nicely. devil

I suppose you could pay me to go away, though. batting
They have got to be extensions, Red...or I want the name of the mascara laugh
Ms U - I'm glad it was you with the pots and pans. I thought tinnitus had set in.

You have a lovely accent. I'm just going to shut my eyes and listen to you talking. Mmmmmm. Would you be a good lass and sing soft kitty to me?
Ms Red - ARRRRRRGHHHHHHH FLASHBACK!!!!!

I think I need a hug. And some soothing. help
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing funny man now what made you ill makes you bettercheers rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Me am haveing Bucks fiz later.
Here are some hugshug hug hug hug I am no good at massaging thoughrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Yep molly I am going to ask her all that very soon after my drinking drinking rolling on the floor laughing
Hair of the dog? I think the last dram I took was boiled-up dog. Pass.

The hugging is helping. I'll tell you when to stop. grin
Sure I'll sing for you, Chrome ...although it might be more jarring than the pots and pans clanging. Be careful what you wish for laugh

Here we go...

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr Purr Purr buddies
yep tongue i have a twisted mind and if I don.t controll it fun grin takes on a whole different meaningyay
Ah.

uh oh


I have hung garlic round my neck. Between that and the last remaining fumes I think I can go back to sleep. Yes?


uh oh
Not blowing any candles coz my false teeth might fall off while doing that...uh oh grin

Well, since Redex won't be able to give any massage....I don't mind volunteer myself to do the job batting batting batting

shimmy
Offer gratefully accepted. cartwheel joy tip hat bowing
-thanks Chrom, and yes, a sober christmas for me. laugh

But I remember how it was, so you have my symphati! - I left the boose compleetly over foure years ago, and haven`t missed it at all.(almoust true)grin thumbs up
viking you dont drink nettle juice do youwow wow these daysconfused
Red, I had a serious talk with myself, and since then I`ve stayed sober. Wasen`t that hard, it just had to be desided by myself. laugh (and I did drink for a liftime already)uh oh grin But offcourse, in the virtual world we can say Skål!wine
Viking good for you I have dry times too and yes cheers is fun, dry meaning hardly any and this is just holiday time. I have seen drink (this is getting seriouse) destroy people so after I have had a drink I dont have another for months as I have seen how one weekly can lead to nightly and so on and person never admits this is a problem. sad that but hey its their life and as you said you make your own desisionsapplause applause applause applause
I have an interesting correspondence happening. A very beautiful young woman half my age sent me a message 'how are u?'

I wrote back 'hungover. And you?'

She has just replied 'I'm fine, how r u?'

I've said 'still hungover. And you?'

I can hardly wait for the next message. This could blossom into one of those exchanges that get published years later and become best-sellers.
wow wow I surely was not telling you not to overindulgegrin grin grin doh never its good for the soul on holiday times.

idea now about this young bit person did she say how are you hungrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing or did you say that ------you were hungoverrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I have told you word for word the messages as received and answered.

Yes to become a best-seller they might have to expand a bit. This is just the small talk preparing the ground. rolling on the floor laughing
well now I am looking for material for a book i am going to write so keep me in the loopcheering cheering cheering
I like flavoured black coffee. choc or vanilla flavourcoffee2
Well now that could get me in trouble with the old ball and chain. And the young lovely seems stumped, she hasn't written again. dunno
Redex wave

I always start from the top and ends it with a HAPPY ending wink batting giggle
DC I am SHOCKED

Now come over here a minute, and teach me how to do that. grin
Think there is no Happy ending for Chrome tonight.
Ish, I think he got his happy ending 4 hours ago laugh

Sheesh, you take your eye off the blogs for a single day to hand round cake and cups of tea and what happens? National image shot to blazes. Some of us have to live here, you know.

(sorry Ish, that wasn't at you rolling on the floor laughing)
After seeing some Scotish men, I understand now why you moved there Biff.
I wouldnt mind finding someone like Gerard Butler.
Ish, think about this carefully.

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Chrome,

in need of some coffee here toolaugh teddybear
I'm sure I don't drink enough! laugh

Hope the hangover has eased somewhat for ya...thumbs up

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