RE: He's the only one that fits the bill.

She says They love my pics and profile so it can't be me, right?
He says . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..


She says Pat you've never messaged me, dear. I wish you would.
He says . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..


rolling on the floor laughing


Z, P - tip hat

Settling, or growing up?

DC, you'll always have fireworks. wine

Nice guys

Had to, well, run.

Lucy! blushing

Good night all, and thanks to the Fanta corporation.

Nice guys

Cal, we die anyway. There are some top years left first scold but who knows how many? uh oh

Could be 20 and have it all ahead and be run over by a bus. Carpe diem.

Nice guys

LM, Un - I think you're confusing nice guys with old guys. It's us old guys who can't run fast grin

Nice guys

Map, they had bushmen in the 17th century? confused

The wine and fine foods, no problem. Then I lock the door, is that how it works? rolling on the floor laughing Twirl my moustaches, aha, my proud beauty, mwhah hah hah!

Nice guys

Cal, who wants normal? wow laugh

Nice guys

Er- could I borrow your etchings? rolling on the floor laughing

Nice guys

Haha Cal I wouldn't dare tell you anything of the sort rolling on the floor laughing

Life doesn't last forever. Make every day count.

Nice guys

I suppose it's too late to put in a request that men go back to dragging women home to their caves?

In a nice way.

Of course. laugh

Nice guys

Map, are we doing all of this in front of a live studio audience? uh oh

Nice guys

Cal, you tell me. A man says to you, okay, I really like you, lets make this a fixture, is that bad?

For example, I mean.

Nice guys

You're (women) not always right laugh

Okay I just said the wrong thing. But no-one is always right, right? hole

Nice guys

Biff I don't think you hate men. So you're normal enough dunno

Un says Map understands laugh

Nice guys

Perhaps someone should define a woman. Map? You up for the job? handshake

Normal women. The ones that don't hate men.

Nice guys

Biff, that's when women confuse men laugh

Nice guys

Men don't dislike women, they're sometimes completely confused by them laugh

Nice guys

I meant Unlaosed's comment. grin

CC, some of the blogs, women can be worse than men? wow

Nice guys

I completely approved of your comment, by the way laugh

RE: Happy birthday

If you would just stand still

for a minute

I'd like to give you a whiskery kiss.

Would you stand still for a rolo? wink

Happy birthday!

RE: So you like bad boys ?

Bonehead? Handy, you don't need a helmet.

Looks a good trip. I liked the wind in my hair. Gave up biking when the wind stopped. Or maybe it was the hair that stopped. sigh

RE: What should I do if one ball swells up?

Massage it gently. Can't hurt.

If it does hurt, massage it more gently.

RE: I want a wife

I was born under a wandering star - aye okay.

RE: I want a wife

Hell now I want one. Could we share one?

RE: Pajamas

I recommend a kneelength nightgown. And a nightcap keeps the ladies so weak with laughter they are helpless to resist. grin

Does it work? Women queue up for me. Ladies, please don't interrupt, scold I'm talking here.

RE: Oh Sheeeet! Not again

Con my insurance? How dare you, sir.

RE: This is me hard at work

Oh ho, haggling is it?

You drive a hard bargain. sigh

I'll check my diary. I should be in the area in a week or so.

RE: This is me hard at work


Tell yer wot, missus, get rid of the cat and ar'll see wot ar can do.
Do luvverly work, get yer paintwork up to speed no problem. Verra quick worker.

Will work for coffee, none of that other stuff necessary. grin

RE: What happens

Good.

I'm guessing the author of the author name is agent Orange?

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