He's the only one that fits the bill.

Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, doh non smoker, must like dancing & travel, own hair & teeth uh oh love of animals & grandchildren, good sense of humour, financially independent etc etc, the list goes on, having given it some thought I've realised they're all looking for the same man doh the only one that fits all the criteria professor






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So glad I'm not a guy having to sift through all that BS.
Mercedes, BS is a good way of describing it laugh but on the other hand it does give me guidance on who to avoid in my local area wine
You may need to venture out of your area.
Back in the UK I has a business partner, women used to fall at his feet wherever he went, total strangers would kiss him when he walked into a club mumbling but even he doesn't come close to meeting the demands of members here laugh
Mercedes, I did take a peek at UK women, quite a high percentage of those want a man 25 years younger than themselves, making there list even longer than around here professor
25 years younger?

Gawd I wouldn't know what to do rolling on the floor laughing
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There’s nothing wrong with wanting perfection, is there?? dunno
Mercedes, you & me both laugh
Hi Zman, well, at least you bother to read what women want laugh
Z, if they want a man 25 years younger tgan them, then look for women 25 years older than you idea



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aisha, I can only speak for myself, but I suspect the stereotype of the men who only look at the pretty pictures is quite rare dunno for me the more clues as to what I might be letting myself in for the better professor wine
Zman,

One of the problem I see on here, is so many women don't put up a pic or recent pic. Case in point: A woman on here sent me a pm with a pic. She says she is 70 or so. The pic she has up is a woman in her late 20s or early 30s.

So what happens if you pursue her? Eventually the two of you will probably meet. Then what?confused
Molly wow now there's an idea , I could have my own list of requirements - No zimmers, must be handy with a strimmer, preference to qualified mechanics & builders, must look like Cameron Diaz even without makeup etc etc laugh
Jim, I think this applies to both men & women, but there are some out there who really do believe they look the same at 70 as they did at 20 uh oh laugh
Hi Z man. I got a PM last night from a woman 23 years old, I am 63

What's up with that rolling on the floor laughing
Wen, after reading ladies profiles I'd say the answer to your question is "nothing", go for it uh oh rolling on the floor laughing
Wen, you've beaten me, I just got one from a 31 year old laugh when she's worked out what county her home town's in I might answer it doh laugh
He may fit the bill in some ways but two counts against -

he's got a hideous moustache
he's dead

the second is more of a disadvantage, tbh

I'm not terribly fussy but I do insist on a pulse.
Z man. thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing

Go for it. rolling on the floor laughing
Biff, scold don't listen to government propaganda professor they only started that rumour cause they couldn't find him rolling on the floor laughing

Ok yes the tash is a bit Marmite (love it or hate it) but other than that he fits the bill in every respect professor you can even tell when he's arriving for your date, the tanks roll in about 3 days beforehand rolling on the floor laughing
Biff, he's also a trend setter professor he was high 5ing everyone 70 years before it caught on rolling on the floor laughing
Biff, what do you think??

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Biff, you vill be Sprechen Sie Deutsch in no time with him around laugh
Art wow wrong dictator.......that's Mussolini isn't it rolling on the floor laughing
Mimi I think you would rip the eyes out of my head and kick me downstairs if I even looked too closely, is what I think

uh oh
actually Z he would probably be happiest if I couldn't speak at all

I wouldn't, of course. Because I'm, you know, female / fussy (and never stop talking)
Still, back to your main point - gorgeous rich charming women aren't that thick on the ground, it's a case of demand and supply. A beautiful woman can cast a judicious eye over the horde of excited men jostling for her attention and raise the bar.

All men under 5'5" please leave now
All smokers, out to the bins with you
Somebody please drag the drunks out

and there's STILL a horde. So it has to be thinned down somehow.

Maybe - I suggest this diffidently - look at slightly less gorgeous women? Or does that clash with the male list of expectations?

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Biff scold you're trying to twist the op, there aren't that many in Spain in my age bracket, I read them all professor laugh
Z, here's your plan of action

quit smoking
take up dancing lessons
buy a toupee and some superglue

you DO love animals

maybe their grandchildren don't live with them? help
Johnny, I wouldn't go that far, well not in public at least laugh but I feel some are shall we say overly hopeful laugh
Pat, I should try just throwing the right hand up professor worked ok for Adolf laugh
Biff, I really don't need a plan, I'm quite pleased they're profiles are so illuminating, they remind me of a starters piston, as soon as I hear it I'm off super laugh
Ultimately, I dont think it did...
Johnny, yes much as I just said to Biff thumbs up
If it is any consolation I have very few requirements on my own profile and yet am not constantly messaged by local eligibles so have come to the conclusion most single men who have reached a suitable age for me are gamophobic - i.e. terrified of commitment.

I wonder if that's where the word gamers comes from! idea

I remain extremely popular with men from the US who call me dear and presumably feel the distance is a safe one. They love smitten my pics and profile so it can't be me, right?

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I’ve alwsys wondered.....

Did Art and MiMi just got lucky to have found each other on here or did we both set our bar way down low? hmmm
Pat, I wouldn't say that, he ended up with Eva, quite fit for her time wow it was being insane that did him no favours laugh
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