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Gawd I wouldn't know what to do
There’s nothing wrong with wanting perfection, is there??
One of the problem I see on here, is so many women don't put up a pic or recent pic. Case in point: A woman on here sent me a pm with a pic. She says she is 70 or so. The pic she has up is a woman in her late 20s or early 30s.
So what happens if you pursue her? Eventually the two of you will probably meet. Then what?
What's up with that
he's got a hideous moustache
he's dead
the second is more of a disadvantage, tbh
I'm not terribly fussy but I do insist on a pulse.
Go for it.
Ok yes the tash is a bit Marmite (love it or hate it) but other than that he fits the bill in every respect you can even tell when he's arriving for your date, the tanks roll in about 3 days beforehand
I wouldn't, of course. Because I'm, you know, female / fussy (and never stop talking)
All men under 5'5" please leave now
All smokers, out to the bins with you
Somebody please drag the drunks out
and there's STILL a horde. So it has to be thinned down somehow.
Maybe - I suggest this diffidently - look at slightly less gorgeous women? Or does that clash with the male list of expectations?
quit smoking
take up dancing lessons
buy a toupee and some superglue
you DO love animals
maybe their grandchildren don't live with them?
I wonder if that's where the word gamers comes from!
I remain extremely popular with men from the US who call me dear and presumably feel the distance is a safe one. They love my pics and profile so it can't be me, right?
Did Art and MiMi just got lucky to have found each other on here or did we both set our bar way down low?