He's the only one that fits the bill.

Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, doh non smoker, must like dancing & travel, own hair & teeth uh oh love of animals & grandchildren, good sense of humour, financially independent etc etc, the list goes on, having given it some thought I've realised they're all looking for the same man doh the only one that fits all the criteria professor






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^^ you two remain the exception proving the rule hug
haha I meant Mimi and Art not Pat and Z rolling on the floor laughing
All good ,dear. I'm cool with the whole shebang, and either half as far away or twice as far away, depending which way you choose to go.
Pat you've never messaged me, dear. I wish you would.

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Yeah Eva was kind of okay-ish for the day. But apparently he had a bent kabana and a taste for the excreta side of things. Whether its factual or not we shall never know, but its a good story.
Eeekk gads your own teeth and own hair.i certainly hope so...
Thanks, Biff hug

IMHO, I think everyone have to persevere in this virtual dating world. Good things don’t come easy....

Art dated a lot of women before he found his MiMi.

MiMi was writing to tons of men before she found her Arty.

At one point, he was ready to throw in the towel and I shuddered at the thought coz he and I wouldn’t have met if he did just that.....
Blue, well it'd be a bit worrying if you had to borrow someone else's teeth to go on a date uh oh but as for hair, be like me saying no children professor these things happen over time & there's nothing you can or would want to do about it.
Pat, yer a bit of a soft target for any old story, but difference with him is you want to believe them laugh
Hi ! what about profiles of men who have similar demands?applause
Lamhe, I'm not suggesting it's only women, it could well be men as well, I wouldn't know as I don't read there profiles applause
It goes both ways, I'm not looking for a crazy middle aged woman with orange teeth and as many problems as me. Or a sensible woman who lives in a shoe with her 9 children either actually.
Pat, granted, but I don't suppose you'd go to the other extreme & list the dances a potential suitor is expected to be proficient in wow as one profile I saw doh
Z wave When I first joined here, I got a picture of a guy from Florida. 75. that's ok except his hair was unnervingly Jet Black, and he had an orange tan like Trump. Anyway he had a shopping list of what he wanted in a woman 'Classy [yuck that says it all for me] Classy clothes, long hair, she must go to gym and be very fit,
The list went on but finally ~ She must have a washboard stomach.

frustrated What can I say ? it's not just you. motorcycle
Z, are you saying your merengue and salsa aren't up to scratch? wow
She says They love my pics and profile so it can't be me, right?
He says . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..


She says Pat you've never messaged me, dear. I wish you would.
He says . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..


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Z, P - tip hat
GG, a washboard stomach wow you'd think with a list that he'd go out & but a washing machine professor rolling on the floor laughing
Molly, neither my meringues or cake baking are up to much sigh laugh
shock Chrome applause long time no see cheers

I'm standing well clear of those comments laugh
Z, improve your culinary skills, all else will follow wink
I wonder what's the success rate Z?

And if anyone ever found "the one"?
Molly, so on top of all the other requirements I have to cook as well doh actually you've reminded me, one did say that laugh
LJ, well we know some have, not here anymore for obvious reasons, other than maybe Mimi & Art who still have the finishing touches to do wine
Molly, ok ok I was going to keep it, but you can have it laugh
Ah Z, I had already envisioned you wearing it wink
Molly. I don't think my valley is ready for that uh oh wow
And I was going to book a flight over for the catwalk moping


And sample your meringue and sauce laugh
Molly, if you want to sample my cooking you can come over for our fiesta, I'm doing a BBQ for the neighbours before we all go down there, just hoping they've all got there medical insurance up to date rolling on the floor laughing
Molly the answer to that is some...........I can think of a few who can come up with some of that some of the time rolling on the floor laughing
Hmmm...or maybe stick them all together and you'd get it laugh

But don't forget, they must ve 25 years younger too professor
In the past, while I still wanted to meet someone, my criteria were "I'd like to meet someone nice." laugh
if you want something that fits a bill ,get a duck.
marlindap, very true laugh
uh oh hole violin motorcycle crying crying............................. I'll cancel my profile then! crying
Cervatilla, why dunno I didn't have you down as a dance fanatic laugh
Z... at some of your life, you have fitted all of those criteria... maybe not at the same time...but you have done so. Perhaps you should still apply.

… After all... when you apply for a job... you tend to skim over the requirements and give it a red hot go, wink
I ain't................go to bed x
Abagail, not sure you intended to but you've hit the nail on the head laugh dealing with some of the profiles pertaining to this blog would indeed be like (hard) work sigh good job I retired 15 years ago rolling on the floor laughing wine
Relationships are hard work, Z. I have no idea why people go in thinking that it's all going to be easy. While I love interacting with interesting people... at the end of the day, I find comfort in a good book. laugh
Abagail, I suppose at least a good book doesn't tell you to go to bed laugh
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