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Lets face it

You're thinking about her arsehole right?...
69228Apr 2020

Roast pork

I have folloerd best advice, hot oven and plenty of salt first alf hour. but im concerned it wont be...
64321Mar 2020

Why do you love me?

You see how it goes, it could go this way or that...
5258Mar 2020

I'm sick of this...

I'm sick to the stomach, and chewing my fingernails down to the quick, as there is so much misinform...
58030Mar 2020

Australia versus New Zealand...

Yes, they always win the rugby, they play it very well. But going back in time, Australia was col...
62011Jan 2020

Olives

So, we all have experienced that situation, where you're lying in bed thinking about this and that....
92924May 2018

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

In today's modern world, a man has little time or inclination for washing up. Especially all the gre...
1,42659Apr 2018

Australia's cricket shame.

Well done South Africa, you won the whole thing fair and square because we cheated. Even if we bowl...
96733Mar 2018

Dying wishes.

We all know about dying wishes, how they must be strictly followed and are sacrosanct. It is against...
1,33062Jan 2018

Do you like having your hair pulled?

Ladies, its time to stop sending conflicting messages and sort out the hair pulling issue for once a...
1,13941Jan 2018

Manchester.

With all the cold weather and such, wouldn't it be nice if the Government gave all the pregnant wome...
6725Jan 2018

Australia wins the world cup

Rugby league world champions 2017. So that's the end of it....
5396Dec 2017

The saucepan blog.

Yesterday, I bought myself this shiny new saucepan. So I thought what a great blog idea, a saucepan...
1,42555Nov 2017

Lets sort this out for once and for all.

OK, I'm hearing a lot of people want to know the truth about tooth gaps. There is plenty of anectdot...
1,38820Mar 2016

The most boring blog ever written.

Yeah whatever. Like totally, you know, whatever. Yeah....
1,74847Dec 2015

The sarcastic/dismissive delete blog.

Following the runaway success of the- comments occasionally open blog, as the title suggests here yo...
96629May 2017

Cryptic love song dedications.

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8358Dec 2016

Last Christmas

I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'...
8827Dec 2016

This blog kind of allows comments, maybe for a bit

You'd better be quick, and you'd better make it good. Because I'll delete it in a few hours most lik...
1,43035Jan 2016

I'm sick of this

Are your nipples like a truck tyre? I'm sick of hearing this and hearing that blah blah blah. Are th...
1,47838Jan 2016

This is the new way of managing the blog comment situation.

OK, there has been some confusion lately, which is leading to anxiety and nail biting. People asking...
1,08722May 2017

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

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5791Nov 2017

Ladies

I was just wondering, how many of you out there are prepared to wear Lorna Jane active wear? And how...
80213Oct 2017

EGGS

So here's the deal- if you buy your eggs in a carton, do you use them all from one end towards the o...
82738Sep 2017

Do you believe everything you see on TV?

I tend to think most things on telly are true....
86225Sep 2017

Yet another Fender Blog.

So which is better, the Stratocaster or the Telecaster?...
64011Aug 2017

A serious few questions for everybody.

We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. Wh...
84132Aug 2017

A Question.

Should Prince Charles step aside and allow William and Harry to be the next Kings, as they are more...
79617Jul 2017

I dont mean to boast...

The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surpr...
1,07039Jul 2017

IncogNitro

Will they catch him/her in time? Who do you think it will be? I think its going to be the whingeing...
6747Jul 2017

It's a lovely day today.

Take a few minutes from your day to watch this. You'll feel a lot better afterwards. Promise. htt...
7219Jul 2017

Groceries.

What's going to happen, if you're at the supermarket and you see salami is selling two-for-one so yo...
73013Jul 2017

The good old days

Were actually rubbish, and I'm sick of hearing how great it was....
7367May 2017

An Important Message For Chinese People.

sc...
70911May 2017

Women these days...

The other night I was in bed with my girlfriend. We talked for a while, then it was getting late so...
69512May 2017

Protectionist policies versus the free market economy.

Do you think its appropriate for Governments to intervene or protect State-run enterprises by the in...
494-May 2017

Please answer this honestly.

Its a complex issue that a lot of people are struggling with, for a variety of reasons. But the thin...
596-May 2017

I'm really happy with my keys.

They can do heaps of stuff- unlock my car, unlock my front door, open and shut the gates at work, ev...
67133May 2017

When the milfs come out...

...Then we'll see what happens.... ......
72931Apr 2017

It really defies all comprehension...

So lets face it, we've all been to the rodeo a few times. Its always the same, you look through prof...
665-Mar 2017

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