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Lets face it You're thinking about her arsehole right?...	914	26	0	Apr 2020	May 2021	47 mins ago
Roast pork I have folloerd best advice, hot oven and plenty of salt first alf hour. but im concerned it wont be right. I dont really care about crackling, I am...	835	17	0	Mar 2020	Mar 2020	23 mins ago
Why do you love me? You see how it goes, it could go this way or that...	727	8	0	Mar 2020	Mar 2020	11 hrs ago
I'm sick of this... I'm sick to the stomach, and chewing my fingernails down to the quick, as there is so much misinformation and half truths being pedalled here. I wa...	751	27	0	Mar 2020	Mar 2020	Apr 24
Australia versus New Zealand... Yes, they always win the rugby, they play it very well. But going back in time, Australia was colonised by English convicts, many of whom were Iris...	960	4	0	Jan 2020	Jan 2020	18 hrs ago
Olives So, we all have experienced that situation, where you're lying in bed thinking about this and that. World politics, pretty girls, our workplaces... An...	1,117	20	0	May 2018	Jul 2018	Apr 22
I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher. In today's modern world, a man has little time or inclination for washing up. Especially all the greasy plates and cutlery, and all sorts of congealed...	2,173	42	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	12 hrs ago
Australia's cricket shame. Well done South Africa, you won the whole thing fair and square because we cheated. Even if we bowl you all out in one go, it will be a hollow victory...	1,255	15	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 25

Dying wishes. We all know about dying wishes, how they must be strictly followed and are sacrosanct. It is against all the laws of nature and various belief systems...	1,628	46	0	Jan 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 25
Do you like having your hair pulled? Ladies, its time to stop sending conflicting messages and sort out the hair pulling issue for once and for all. A lot of guys are uncertain whether it...	1,394	32	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	Apr 24
Manchester. With all the cold weather and such, wouldn't it be nice if the Government gave all the pregnant women in Manchester an extra pack of fags with their r...	807	2	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	13 hrs ago
Australia wins the world cup Rugby league world champions 2017. So that's the end of it....	659	6	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 22
The saucepan blog. Yesterday, I bought myself this shiny new saucepan. So I thought what a great blog idea, a saucepan blog. where people can share their saucepan storie...	1,894	43	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	8 hrs ago
A wolf in sheeps clothing? ...	864	1	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 22
Ladies I was just wondering, how many of you out there are prepared to wear Lorna Jane active wear? And how many are testing the waters by wearing Chinese im...	1,291	12	0	Oct 2017	Oct 2017	5 hrs ago
EGGS So here's the deal- if you buy your eggs in a carton, do you use them all from one end towards the other, or do you use them from both ends of the car...	1,140	29	0	Sep 2017	Oct 2017	14 hrs ago
Do you believe everything you see on TV? I tend to think most things on telly are true....	1,078	20	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	23 hrs ago
Yet another Fender Blog. So which is better, the Stratocaster or the Telecaster?...	806	10	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 23
A serious few questions for everybody. We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah...	982	23	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	5 hrs ago
A Question. Should Prince Charles step aside and allow William and Harry to be the next Kings, as they are more popular with the public and lets face it, the whol...	1,038	12	1	Jul 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 21
IncogNitro Will they catch him/her in time? Who do you think it will be? I think its going to be the whingeing Pommy teacher....	847	6	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 23

I dont mean to boast... The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was tot...	1,269	25	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	21 hrs ago
It's a lovely day today. Take a few minutes from your day to watch this. You'll feel a lot better afterwards. Promise. [/...	956	9	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 21
Groceries. What's going to happen, if you're at the supermarket and you see salami is selling two-for-one so you get two. You've already got four grapefruits in...	980	7	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 21
The good old days Were actually rubbish, and I'm sick of hearing how great it was....	884	5	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 25
An Important Message For Chinese People. sc...	820	10	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 21
The sarcastic/dismissive delete blog. Following the runaway success of the- comments occasionally open blog, as the title suggests here you can expect a dismissive or sarcastic reply and t...	1,075	20	0	May 2017	Nov 2017	5 hrs ago
Women these days... The other night I was in bed with my girlfriend. We talked for a while, then it was getting late so we decided to go to sleep. But then she said somet...	795	7	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 21
This is the new way of managing the blog comment situation. OK, there has been some confusion lately, which is leading to anxiety and nail biting. People asking questions and making observations about all sorts...	1,186	19	0	May 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 21
Protectionist policies versus the free market economy. Do you think its appropriate for Governments to intervene or protect State-run enterprises by the introduction of extra tarrifs and taxes on imported...	596	-	0	May 2017		Apr 24
Please answer this honestly. Its a complex issue that a lot of people are struggling with, for a variety of reasons. But the thing is, I'd like to get some feedback whether or not...	697	-	0	May 2017		7 hrs ago

I'm really happy with my keys. They can do heaps of stuff- unlock my car, unlock my front door, open and shut the gates at work, even open my post office box to see what mail I've g...	786	25	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 23
It really defies all comprehension... So lets face it, we've all been to the rodeo a few times. Its always the same, you look through profile pics until you feel nauseas from the irritatin...	753	-	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 25
For a mystery member. You know exactly who you are, and so does everybody else. So enjoy....	1,100	23	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 20
I heard a rumour... That they are putting dog food into the meat pies, the baker reckons he's been doing it for years. And he also reckons he never washes his hands after...	1,074	14	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 20
The other blog of the day Whilst driving along the motorway the other day, I felt the vehicle was steering ever so slightly to the left. Whenst I was checking the relative posi...	990	17	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 20
A valuable lesson for the ladies. She had been on the dating site for several months now, and had been planning to write a blog which unbeknownst to her would change things forever. Th...	938	13	1	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	5 hrs ago
Medical cannabis It all started the other day when I noticed my letter box was slightly crooked. Normally, I wouldnt worry too much about that kind of thing but seeing...	1,030	17	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 20
Zindagi I don't like zindagi, it always gets caught in my teeth....	751	9	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	9 hrs ago
Cryptic love song dedications. ...	1,065	7	0	Dec 2016	Nov 2017	Apr 23

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