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Dying wishes.

We all know about dying wishes, how they must be strictly followed and are sacrosanct. It is against all the laws of nature and various belief systems...
1,628460Jan 2018Feb 2018Apr 25

The saucepan blog.

Yesterday, I bought myself this shiny new saucepan. So I thought what a great blog idea, a saucepan blog. where people can share their saucepan storie...
1,894430Nov 2017Nov 20178 hrs ago

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

In today's modern world, a man has little time or inclination for washing up. Especially all the greasy plates and cutlery, and all sorts of congealed...
2,173420Apr 2018Apr 201812 hrs ago

The most boring blog ever written.

Yeah whatever. Like totally, you know, whatever. Yeah....
2,007420Dec 2015Nov 20176 hrs ago

Some good advice for the ladies.

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman Giving all your love to just one man You'll have bad times And he'll have good times, Doin' things that you don'...
1,288320Apr 2016Apr 2016Apr 20

Female back sides.

How should they be quantified and measured? Kilo's? inches? score out of ten? maybe a simple yes/no? I'm just so confused about it and I dont know...
1,401320Aug 2016Oct 2016Apr 20

Do you like having your hair pulled?

Ladies, its time to stop sending conflicting messages and sort out the hair pulling issue for once and for all. A lot of guys are uncertain whether it...
1,394320Jan 2018Jan 2018Apr 24

This blog kind of allows comments, maybe for a bit

You'd better be quick, and you'd better make it good. Because I'll delete it in a few hours most likely. And be polite.
1,578310Jan 2016Nov 2017Apr 20

EGGS

So here's the deal- if you buy your eggs in a carton, do you use them all from one end towards the other, or do you use them from both ends of the car...
1,140290Sep 2017Oct 201714 hrs ago

I'm sick of this...

I'm sick to the stomach, and chewing my fingernails down to the quick, as there is so much misinformation and half truths being pedalled here. I wa...
751270Mar 2020Mar 2020Apr 24

Lets face it

You're thinking about her arsehole right?...
914260Apr 2020May 20211 hrs ago

I'm really happy with my keys.

They can do heaps of stuff- unlock my car, unlock my front door, open and shut the gates at work, even open my post office box to see what mail I've g...
786250May 2017May 2017Apr 23

I dont mean to boast...

The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was tot...
1,269250Jul 2017Jul 201721 hrs ago

I'm sick of this

Are your nipples like a truck tyre? I'm sick of hearing this and hearing that blah blah blah. Are they like a truck tyre or not. Simple?...
1,602250Jan 2016Nov 2017Apr 25

The mower blog

So what do you think about this awesome machine?...
1,356230Jan 2016Jan 201622 hrs ago

A serious few questions for everybody.

We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah...
982230Aug 2017Aug 20176 hrs ago

For a mystery member.

You know exactly who you are, and so does everybody else. So enjoy....
1,100230Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 20

dont you hate it when

you decide to go out for a drive in your shorty shorts, and you slam your balls in the car door?...
1,191220Nov 2016Nov 2016Apr 20

The hot date.

After meeting on CS, me and this Irish bird started chatting and sending little smiley emoticons to each other. We chatted on Skype and arranged to me...
947210Aug 2016Aug 201624 hrs ago

The sarcastic/dismissive delete blog.

Following the runaway success of the- comments occasionally open blog, as the title suggests here you can expect a dismissive or sarcastic reply and t...
1,075200May 2017Nov 20176 hrs ago

Olives

So, we all have experienced that situation, where you're lying in bed thinking about this and that. World politics, pretty girls, our workplaces... An...
1,117200May 2018Jul 2018Apr 22

Do you believe everything you see on TV?

I tend to think most things on telly are true....
1,078200Sep 2017Sep 201724 hrs ago

This is the new way of managing the blog comment situation.

OK, there has been some confusion lately, which is leading to anxiety and nail biting. People asking questions and making observations about all sorts...
1,186190May 2017Nov 2017Apr 21

Do you carry a knife?

When you go out, particularly at night, do you carry a knife or some other weapon to protect yourself?...
1,302190Feb 2016Feb 201624 hrs ago

Lets sort this out for once and for all.

OK, I'm hearing a lot of people want to know the truth about tooth gaps. There is plenty of anectdotal evidence and hearsay about the matter, but appa...
1,554180Mar 2016Nov 201712 hrs ago

My blog

Just stay off my blog OK. This means each and every one of you alright. I'm sick and tired of going to all the effort of making a blog and seeing my e...
1,029180Sep 2016Sep 2016Apr 25

My body builder girlfriend. (Based on a potentiall

I had always admired Tiffany in high school, good-looking, athletic, smart, nice arse etc. etc... Then we met at a reunion and she was even hotter tha...
1,513180Jul 2016Jul 2016Apr 25

Medical cannabis

It all started the other day when I noticed my letter box was slightly crooked. Normally, I wouldnt worry too much about that kind of thing but seeing...
1,030170Dec 2016Dec 2016Apr 20

The other blog of the day

Whilst driving along the motorway the other day, I felt the vehicle was steering ever so slightly to the left. Whenst I was checking the relative posi...
990170Feb 2017Feb 2017Apr 20

Roast pork

I have folloerd best advice, hot oven and plenty of salt first alf hour. but im concerned it wont be right. I dont really care about crackling, I am...
835170Mar 2020Mar 202050 mins ago

What should I do if one ball swells up?

Say if one ball swells up, beyond 3 or 4 times its usual size then I am wondering what should I do? Fortunately it hasn't happened to me yet but I lik...
1,394160May 2016May 2016Apr 20

The Hedgehog.

So what's your opinion?...
1,001150Sep 2016Sep 201622 hrs ago

Australia's cricket shame.

Well done South Africa, you won the whole thing fair and square because we cheated. Even if we bowl you all out in one go, it will be a hollow victory...
1,255150Mar 2018Mar 2018Apr 25

I heard a rumour...

That they are putting dog food into the meat pies, the baker reckons he's been doing it for years. And he also reckons he never washes his hands after...
1,074140Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 20

What do you think, Ladies?

Dont be shy now, tell us what you really think. And dont just make something up because I can tell if you're lying....
1,041130Aug 2016Aug 20168 hrs ago

A valuable lesson for the ladies.

She had been on the dating site for several months now, and had been planning to write a blog which unbeknownst to her would change things forever. Th...
938131Dec 2016Dec 20165 hrs ago

For the English Ladies.

In case the Irish birds didnt share....
967130Sep 2016Sep 2016Apr 24

What do you think about this?

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1,369130Jan 2016Jan 201612 hrs ago

The frog blog

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1,650120Jan 2016Jan 201611 hrs ago

I am thinking

Of selling my 1998 model NEC video cassette recorder. It is Y2K compliant and can be connected to the stereo system with a cable. But on the other han...
768120Sep 2016Sep 20164 hrs ago

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