RE: I have a question for the American women here..

Yeah, I'd probably get a bit carried away with a Canada woman too, if given half a chance.

RE: I have a question for the American women here..

Great, a sausage festival.

RE: DESERT ISLAND ADVENTURE

Can this coconut shell keep a secret?

RE: Qualities or character you are looking for in a possible partner

Yawn, you've got issues. Reality aint one of 'em...

RE: DESERT ISLAND ADVENTURE

Well you were planning to shoot/shot yourself anyway, and get smashed by a lump of wood by a lunatic. So maybe paddle to a different island instead/ My island, my rules.

RE: DESERT ISLAND ADVENTURE

I'd probably smash Java with a lump of wood or whatever, I have no time for negativity. Especially whenst stranded on a deserted island. I don't speak Norwegian or whatever anyway, so no great loss.

RE: Qualities or character you are looking for in a possible partner

Not short, not fat, not a Pilipino Sorry you fail all criteria.

RE: When wish-list is a bad word...

In my opinion, it would be better having the paper towel dispenser in the overhead drawer above the prep area, with a larger cupboard above it for less used items. Personally, I prefer a free standing bin separate to everything, easier to hose out if it gets smelly.

However, I'm taller than most women, have no children at home, and don't spend hours cooking. But I would like to put white tiles over the 1970's brown ones, and have many more power points, and USB chargers.

The last reno I did, it seemed important to have a very impractical hand basin in the bathroom, a $600 tap over it, and a linear shower drain that required a team of tradesmen to complete at ridiculous cost. Then she demanded fluorescent tubes to light the lounge room, no joke, the kind you'd see in an underground car park... But as you'd know, the client is always right.

RE: IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE?

Foreplay... Afterlife... It's all about the here and now.

RE: Qualities or character you are looking for in a possible partner

That sounds medically invasive... And kinda personal.

RE: Americans and guns

Convince Americans to destroy all guns... Might be setting the bar a bit high.

RE: Americans and guns

24.3 ... Not bad hey.

RE: Pray without ceasing....

Yeah... Nah... It won't take off. But good luck with it.
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RE: Americans and guns

I thought Malta was all about the pastizzis...

RE: Americans and guns

The Maltese were at Babinda... I'm nearby, where the Sicillians went.

RE: Americans and guns

To do what with it? hand it in at the airport. And what would they do with a flea-bitten cannoli?

One step forward, two steps back.

RE: Americans and guns

And may a thousand fleas bite your cannoli..

I think we're making progress here. Sort of.

RE: I wonder how long I will be unemployed this time.

The second you mentioned playstation, I can tell it will be a revolving door. It is depressing, the number of otherwise productive people aged around 30, who move back in their parents home to focus on playstation.

They don't consider themselves unemployed, they're "gamers"...

RE: Americans and guns

Unfortunately, trying to get American folks weaned off semi auto weapons, is like trying to get Italian folks to stop eating spaghetti...

Of course, if some loony bursts into a school and throws spaghetti at the children, that would be a very minor issue.

RE: Miserable with the flu.

4 years is a long time to have flu, has anyone suggested hot lemon and honey drink?

Jokes aside, I had never considered having a flu shot, but now will try and have it with the next booster.

Society has changed too, if I mow the lawn, I sneeze a bit... The reaction one gets in the supermarket when sneezing, is pretty full on now.

RE: Flash Bang...

Some years back, a dope grower set up a shot gun in his crop with fish fishing line to the trigger...

Corrupt police simply moved it around a bit, and that was the end of that.

RE: Americans and guns

Lets see if I get this right...

Baseball, hot dogs, Chevrolets and apple pie...

teddybear

RE: Believing in God saves you? From what?

Wtf is this fruitcake talking about? I actually live here, it is nothing like that. In any sense, a complete fabrication.

RE: Believing in God saves you? From what?

Yep, Titanic.

RE: Believing in God saves you? From what?

Sheesh, your really convincing, somewhere, some place. just, completely wrong subject to campaign about. Be better if it was English kings and queens or something you may have knowledge of.

RE: Americans and guns

US civilian ownership, is not really setting the bar very high.

RE: Americans and guns

And the next school shooting will be next week, maybe not if it's holidays, but when school returns. Set your clock by it, but apparently it has nothing to do with gun laws.

RE: Believing in God saves you? From what?

Four day annual festival in Australia called rainbow serpent festival.
Bora ring of stones in South East Australia.
Hope that improves your knowledge........


Sadly it does not. My knowledge is a lot more detailed than a google search.

But I'll humour the idea in case I might learn something....

Four day rainbow serpent festival where? (it sounds like red hair blue eye Canberra stuff).

Bora grounds in SA, Ok but there are literally thousands of bora grounds around the country. I'm guessing you mean the prohibited area, British nuclear tests in the 50's... Other places the bora grounds are still used for that purpose.

Your hopes are dashed, I know more about these things than a lot of folks that identify that way. And a thousand times more than you can find on google. But it is good that you are at least thinking about it.

So, if you have questions just ask, I'm happy to answer, or find out what I don't know.

RE: Believing in God saves you? From what?

Haha yeah sure, you're very funny. Maybe the meth isn't working so good for you.

But if you do have questions I can probably answer them, without google or whatever.

RE: Americans and guns

OK lets try this again, it was more likely anti tank weapons supplied by countries like my own, that defeated invading tanks, than small arms purchased by individuals (the type of gun nut rubbish in cool memes).

Hence, it is not a valid argument for the rest of the world to have such poor standards.

teddybear

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