RE: I have a question for the American women here..

Yeah, I'd probably get a bit carried away with a Canada woman too, if given half a chance.

RE: loneliness

When you think about it, I have a chorizo in the fridge. There has been an uneasy truce since the last one. Every time I get some milk or whatever, there it is, peeping at me from behind the salami.

So, one thing leads to another, and a man gets to thinking. But such thoughts get put aside from the day to day worries about things. But still, the smallgoods provoke deep emotions.

Finally the day comes, all inhibitions are swept aside, the head of the chorizo is bulging forcing the lettuce leaves aside. The mother in law has just left after delivering a jar of chutney, the children are all playing soccer or whatever, the missus is off playing tennis..

By this time, the chorizo has fully engorged, causing various condiments to spill over. Only a small amount of handcream is now required, as it is evident both parties are more than ready.

But then the children come running in all excited, soccer has been cancelled due to covid. Then the missus comes back,a little unsteady on her feet, apparently tennis has been cancelled too.

The chorizo returns to normal size with a sigh, and the lettuce perks up a bit.

RE: I have a question for the American women here..

Great, a sausage festival.

RE: I have a question for the American women here..

Yeah, I'd probably get a bit carried away and go down on the American women if I got a chance. Due to the current situation, I'd probably just tell the Russian women to put the bins out or make some borsht, which is pretty much business as usual for them I guess, but it's a political statement really.
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RE: DESERT ISLAND ADVENTURE

Can this coconut shell keep a secret?

RE: Qualities or character you are looking for in a possible partner

Yawn, you've got issues. Reality aint one of 'em...

RE: Qualities or character you are looking for in a possible partner

Nice try, but epic fail...

You want to project all sorts of evil (even the predictable Hitler stuff) because you've got nothing else, to detract from your obvious stories in the past. It's no big deal, you'd not be the only one telling tall stories on the internet.

You should rope in the hyper American thing, banging on about immigrants etc., as your own story is similar to others seeking a better life. Or go back home, if you feel that strongly about immigration.

RE: Qualities or character you are looking for in a possible partner

This is the problem, sometimes people remember what you post, like a house of cards it can all fall down easily.

Whatever, but some people will remember. And you'll look a bit silly. And when you get all racist, they'll call you on it..

RE: Qualities or character you are looking for in a possible partner

Hmm, Sydney to Melbourne via Port Macquarie, free campervan parking at the intercontinental hotel and an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet of mudcrabs... It's unfortunate that people remember the bullshit you have posted. And you also posted pictures of yourself and I think maybe Stringman some years ago.

It's ok, live whatever fantasy you like, but it is just that.

RE: DESERT ISLAND ADVENTURE

Well you were planning to shoot/shot yourself anyway, and get smashed by a lump of wood by a lunatic. So maybe paddle to a different island instead/ My island, my rules.

RE: DESERT ISLAND ADVENTURE

I'd probably smash Java with a lump of wood or whatever, I have no time for negativity. Especially whenst stranded on a deserted island. I don't speak Norwegian or whatever anyway, so no great loss.

RE: Rusty Nuds Meets Chloe Cobwebs - part 2

Well I didn't know all that.

But I didn't really like Chloe colostomy bag anyway, really. Despite her making a few bucks, on the side.

RE: Qualities or character you are looking for in a possible partner

Not short, not fat, not a Pilipino Sorry you fail all criteria.

RE: DESERT ISLAND ADVENTURE

Suitcase full of waxing equipment, so the hot woman in the boat can keep things tidy.

RE: Would you buy your own B.S

Yes, I'm very thankful to the USA, and that's why we will not let anyone destroy you.

Every website/forum thingy has the same cast of characters, the good/bad/ugly/mad...
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RE: Would you buy your own B.S

I would estimate well over half of people here are indulging in mostly harmless escapism... The choice between posting a story of how you struggle with the electricity bill, or a long winded description of your Italian marble kitchen on your superyacht etc... The obvious irony is the more time one spends on sites like this, the more interesting and busy their hectic social life off here seems to be...

Dunno if they believe their own BS or not, but it seems very important to defend the idea at all costs. Often containing easily disproven information and contradictory statements, it gets pretty nasty and personal if this is pointed out to them.

teddybear
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RE: Wish-list is a bad word...

In my opinion, it would be better having the paper towel dispenser in the overhead drawer above the prep area, with a larger cupboard above it for less used items. Personally, I prefer a free standing bin separate to everything, easier to hose out if it gets smelly.

However, I'm taller than most women, have no children at home, and don't spend hours cooking. But I would like to put white tiles over the 1970's brown ones, and have many more power points, and USB chargers.

The last reno I did, it seemed important to have a very impractical hand basin in the bathroom, a $600 tap over it, and a linear shower drain that required a team of tradesmen to complete at ridiculous cost. Then she demanded fluorescent tubes to light the lounge room, no joke, the kind you'd see in an underground car park... But as you'd know, the client is always right.

RE: Rusty Nuds Meets Chloe Cobwebs - part 2

I hope the piano is OK now...

teddybear

RE: FRANCE&POLAND LEADERS ARGUE

Meh fractionally... Their design was nuclear, we asked could we have it in diesel? they said sure, then dithered around and missed every deadline, so we went with nuclear, from our strategic allies instead.

Will cost us billions extra, but really we have to consider how disastrous the Collins class has been, and not blow it again.

Is there more than that?

RE: IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE?

Foreplay... Afterlife... It's all about the here and now.

RE: Qualities or character you are looking for in a possible partner

That sounds medically invasive... And kinda personal.

RE: FRANCE&POLAND LEADERS ARGUE

Yeah, Macron the arsewad called our prime minister a liar... Just because we didn't buy his crap submarines, which they screwed up and couldn't make on time, anyway.

RE: Rusty Nuds Meets Chloe Cobwebs - part 1

Is Chloe cobwebs related to Sandpaper Sally, or Vanessa the Undresser?

Just asking for a friend.

teddybear

RE: Americans and guns

Convince Americans to destroy all guns... Might be setting the bar a bit high.

RE: Americans and guns

As I long suspected... I'm normal and you lot are freaks.

RE: Americans and guns

24.3 ... Not bad hey.

RE: Pray without ceasing....

Yeah... Nah... It won't take off. But good luck with it.
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RE: "Dear Mr. Putin -- a Message From America": Always believe the opposite of what Mass Media proclaims

In reality, the Y sign means lets have a few bongs... No wonder the deaf have a bad reputation.

RE: Americans and guns

I thought Malta was all about the pastizzis...

RE: Americans and guns

The Maltese were at Babinda... I'm nearby, where the Sicillians went.

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