When you think about it, I have a chorizo in the fridge. There has been an uneasy truce since the last one. Every time I get some milk or whatever, there it is, peeping at me from behind the salami.
So, one thing leads to another, and a man gets to thinking. But such thoughts get put aside from the day to day worries about things. But still, the smallgoods provoke deep emotions.
Finally the day comes, all inhibitions are swept aside, the head of the chorizo is bulging forcing the lettuce leaves aside. The mother in law has just left after delivering a jar of chutney, the children are all playing soccer or whatever, the missus is off playing tennis..
By this time, the chorizo has fully engorged, causing various condiments to spill over. Only a small amount of handcream is now required, as it is evident both parties are more than ready.
But then the children come running in all excited, soccer has been cancelled due to covid. Then the missus comes back,a little unsteady on her feet, apparently tennis has been cancelled too.
The chorizo returns to normal size with a sigh, and the lettuce perks up a bit.
Yeah, I'd probably get a bit carried away and go down on the American women if I got a chance. Due to the current situation, I'd probably just tell the Russian women to put the bins out or make some borsht, which is pretty much business as usual for them I guess, but it's a political statement really.
You want to project all sorts of evil (even the predictable Hitler stuff) because you've got nothing else, to detract from your obvious stories in the past. It's no big deal, you'd not be the only one telling tall stories on the internet.
You should rope in the hyper American thing, banging on about immigrants etc., as your own story is similar to others seeking a better life. Or go back home, if you feel that strongly about immigration.
Hmm, Sydney to Melbourne via Port Macquarie, free campervan parking at the intercontinental hotel and an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet of mudcrabs... It's unfortunate that people remember the bullshit you have posted. And you also posted pictures of yourself and I think maybe Stringman some years ago.
It's ok, live whatever fantasy you like, but it is just that.
Well you were planning to shoot/shot yourself anyway, and get smashed by a lump of wood by a lunatic. So maybe paddle to a different island instead/ My island, my rules.
I'd probably smash Java with a lump of wood or whatever, I have no time for negativity. Especially whenst stranded on a deserted island. I don't speak Norwegian or whatever anyway, so no great loss.
I would estimate well over half of people here are indulging in mostly harmless escapism... The choice between posting a story of how you struggle with the electricity bill, or a long winded description of your Italian marble kitchen on your superyacht etc... The obvious irony is the more time one spends on sites like this, the more interesting and busy their hectic social life off here seems to be...
Dunno if they believe their own BS or not, but it seems very important to defend the idea at all costs. Often containing easily disproven information and contradictory statements, it gets pretty nasty and personal if this is pointed out to them.
In my opinion, it would be better having the paper towel dispenser in the overhead drawer above the prep area, with a larger cupboard above it for less used items. Personally, I prefer a free standing bin separate to everything, easier to hose out if it gets smelly.
However, I'm taller than most women, have no children at home, and don't spend hours cooking. But I would like to put white tiles over the 1970's brown ones, and have many more power points, and USB chargers.
The last reno I did, it seemed important to have a very impractical hand basin in the bathroom, a $600 tap over it, and a linear shower drain that required a team of tradesmen to complete at ridiculous cost. Then she demanded fluorescent tubes to light the lounge room, no joke, the kind you'd see in an underground car park... But as you'd know, the client is always right.
Meh fractionally... Their design was nuclear, we asked could we have it in diesel? they said sure, then dithered around and missed every deadline, so we went with nuclear, from our strategic allies instead.
Will cost us billions extra, but really we have to consider how disastrous the Collins class has been, and not blow it again.
Yeah, Macron the arsewad called our prime minister a liar... Just because we didn't buy his crap submarines, which they screwed up and couldn't make on time, anyway.
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RE: I have a question for the American women here..
Yeah, I'd probably get a bit carried away with a Canada woman too, if given half a chance.