RE: The Isolation Blog

The bar probably just went broke, because they're a bunch of tea drinkers.

RE: The Isolation Blog

Its gallows humour, if you dont laugh you'll cry...... Here's a song.

RE: Which are you ...

RE: The Isolation Blog

Pace yourself big fella, one each day would be sensible. Give yourself something to look forward to each day.

RE: The Isolation Blog

Well, I'm guessing you have another thumb,that should buy you anouther 10 seconds. I can see a potential other 80 seconds of more or less bliss..

RE: Which are you ...

My story for the day... At the paint shop an old boy was kind of close to me. Leaning on my trolley and asking me what I was planning to paint. Normally a very normal thing. Just making conversation.

But it got me thinking, he was taking more risk than me most likely. Craving normal.

I took a step back, discussed things as normally as I could, but I thought he hasn't accepted the new norrmal.

RE: The Isolation Blog

I heard, from a reasonably reliable internet source, if you belt your thumb with a hammer it will momentarily take your mind off corona virus.

RE: The Isolation Blog

Nah, he is Merc... But thats about it, the bit the flies dont like...lol

RE: Plus -zero-minus

When there is a dedicated bicycle track parallel to the road, and a cyclist insists on exercising their right to ride on the road slowing down traffic, inevitably they're wearing their favourite tour de France-looking lycra outfit. And being an inconsiderate fool...

Which is why I think your suggesting there is some similarity to social isolating, is wrong. The similarity would be- I can cough and sneeze all over anyone I choose to, and they should keep a safe distance from me or go to the shops earlier etc...

Anyway, be safe and dont set out looking for conflict, most people will be mildly irritated but eventually you'll happen upon someone equally setting out looking for conflict, and come off second best.

RE: Plus -zero-minus

I think the cyclist anaolgy shows a flaw in your thinking. Its not hust about how much space motorists should give cyclists, but also cyclists could use a bicycle path where it is available on the same route, and perhaps understand motorists get frustrated driving at 15kph because a lycra clad fool is exercising their right...

Its not what everyone else can do to make your own life easier or prevent you personally from becoming ill, its what we all can do to get on top of it. Certainly motorists should give room, cyclists should not be holding everyone up, its a two way street.

The minority of cyclists that have such a poor attitude, is about the same as the minority of motorists that are abusive or behave dangerously toward cyclists...

RE: Is It The Beginning Of The End For Covid? And A Return To "Normalcy"?

RE: Very good news regarding the Coronavirus

Australia invented the car radio and the wine cask, amongst other things. So we'll probably be the ones to sort this mess out too.

teddybear

RE: The first date from here

I think like snow white and the seven dwarfs, this might be kind of made up... Good yarn though.

RE: maybe....could it happen you think

Well, obviously you wouldn't be in a mens jail...

RE: maybe....could it happen you think

They should put all the people with tattoos in jail, as a sensible precaution.

RE: Job openings...

I'd be sitting in my bunker thinking, geez I'm kind of hungry but I dont want to waste valuable spaghetti and sardines...

RE: The Isolation Blog

Thats a very kind offer, I'm right for a few months though. And I have a basil plant thats growing really fast, I'll use that if I have to.

I'm sick of this...

Often, after a few drinks and whatnot, I serve my guests mashed potato and give them chopsticks to eat it.

It buys me heaps of time to plan a second course.

RE: The Isolation Blog

I reckon you've left your run a bit late... here, toilet paper was first, then hand sanitiser, then pasta and rice, then unrelated paper products like serviettes and tissues... Ironically, there's still heaps of tinned tuna and tinned fruit etc...
I had to buy Italian flour, upon reflection I didnt need to as I dont really cook, but its good to get into the spirit of things.

I'm sick of this...

They seem to be rather quiet about the matter, now I have called them out on it... Surely thats a sign.

I'm sick of this...

Well Z, just like the telly in the days of old, The net don't lie.

RE: The Isolation Blog

I had a look a few minutes ago, there's plenty for sale on the internet $3-$5 per roll... Before the fuss, I think I paid $3.50 for a pack of 8 rolls...

I'd say there's a bit of speculating going on, probably by the same types that got so annoyed by Chinese folks buying all the baby formula to send back to China at great profit.

teddybear

RE: Nothing can live and be well without God

Yeah, but they're just stories... Like santa clause, the easter bunny, the tooth fairy etc...

RE: Nothing can live and be well without God

A dog or a cat has no knowledge of god or jesus, and they mostly do just fine.

I think it could work for humans too.

teddybear

RE: Remember ladies to add some to your vehicle

And top up the water for the windscreen wipers while you're at it.

RE: The Isolation Blog

After running out of socks, poor little hamster.

RE: The Isolation Blog

I've heard the kumquats are rather large and firm this year.

RE: The Isolation Blog

Well, if it doesent fit we can send it to tokyo.

RE: The Isolation Blog

Corrrect measurements, its like a babies arm with an orange in its hand...

RE: The Isolation Blog

well dont spare the wool, I dont want a snug fit.

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