RE: Expectations. Part 1

My jokes are pretty funny. If she cant speak English, too bad so sad because I can't speak any other languages. Except a few words of German- verboten and shaiser.

RE: A poem about being old, for Ten

Thats a poem about rooting, not old people.

RE: Very sad indeed

People write what they think others would like to read. We're all a bit unrealistic I think, lets face it the type we're all after has no need to be on a free dating site.

RE: Disaster Recovery

I think most of Malta celebrated the same way.

RE: Valentine without love!

Yeah, do it or dont do it. Spare us the details.

RE: Why Would Anyone Do This?

I'll let you keep that grill darl.

RE: Why Would Anyone Do This?

And probably some glitter around he exhaust pipe, if you know what I mean.

RE: Why Would Anyone Do This?

But... I'm guessing it does not have a tow-ball.

RE: What a good lover does

You hold your breath while he roots the cat? sounds pretty sick to me.

RE: Disaster Recovery

Long story, whats the point apart from you didnt put out?

RE: The

I'm just a bit worried, if I take my own organic lard, all the other guys will use it all up.

RE: The

You're supposed to focus on the guy in front, not all the other guys in the circle. And did you ever consider, maybe they dont like being watched?

RE: My bf still open his dating site profile..

Sorry to hear of your loss.

As for the dating site guy, you're there... he's there... you've got your reasons he's got his, who's to say its not the same reason?

RE: The

I wonder if five hundred island dressing would have less calories?

RE: The

Up to a point, then I get a bit loose and random... But its still good advice really.

RE: The

Yeah, the more out of it I get, the better my advice seems.

RE: The

I can only bring my energy and good advice to the table, what you as a Nation do with it after that, well its up to you.teddybear

RE: Reflections Of My life

The thing is, it looks like what the good guys friend says in the cowboy movies, just before he dies.

RE: Reflections Of My life

Happy Birthday Cat!


...And please dont die.

RE: Just A Few Minutes Walk From The House

Whats to tattle about? were you catching undersize lobsters or exceeding your bag limit?

RE: The spice of life

you sat in a private booth? better get the morning after pill.

RE: Drama Drama Drama

In Greece, they often say- put some tatziki on the dolmades.

I think we all could learn something from that.



heart wings

RE: Drama Drama Drama

Recently I joined my local drama society. All they do is sit around talking about internet forums.

sad flower

RE: "MADELEINE McCANN"

Sadly, I think Madeline might not be with us any longer, I hope they find out the truth for the families sake.

Every year here, hundreds of people simply vanish. Some get a lot of media attention, most do not. Its a sad state of affairs when missing people are ranked in importance like this. If the parents are famous/important/celebrity types it will get a lot of coverage in the media, as well as if there are attention-grabbing pictures like the one of Madeline you posted.

How horrible would it be to have a missing child here and now, and seeing the media frenzy about a child missing in Portugal 15 years ago getting a lot more air time.

Dying wishes.

Its about quality not quantity. It only takes a tiny amount of shell to ruin a fried egg, or a small bone to ruin a nice piece of fish, and a grain of sand in your eye feels like a housebrick...

RE: Valentine's Fight

You could hide in the bushes and throw falafel at him.

RE: We all have to survive/tools.

I think her master forces her to wear a chastity belt, thats why she invited you over with a can opener.

RE: Valentine's Fight

The other thing you could do, put a kilogram of heroin under his car seat then tell the cops he's dealing drugs.

RE: We all have to survive/tools.

The ladies around here would be more impressed by- nutcracker.

Dying wishes.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well, now, I get low and I get high,
And if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.

You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
Stayin' alive.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.

And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.

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