RE: What to do....

Take him to a diner. Especially like you see in American movies, under an elevated roadway. Or like the one in Seinfeld, hopefully the irritating bass player is not there any more.

RE: 30+ meter white pine dying,

Like a seagull on a sick prawn, you're onto it.

RE: A simple girl next door -

Yeah I didnt have time to read all that, but I like the sound of girl next door.

RE: 30+ meter white pine dying,

Well there's no need for dying, you could always flutter your eyelids and ask nicely. It might work.

RE: One of those days eh !

Must be paranoia from all the choof.

RE: One of those days eh !

You'll have to reword it...

RE: 30+ meter white pine dying,

We run a duel system here, you buy an ounce of weed, and get busted for 28.4 grams of a dangerous drug.

RE: One of those days eh !

But you'd be used to seeing that after making love.

RE: my visa is denied

That would make sense, my guess is he'll also get horribly seasick so the ferry trip is out too... Then I believe he'll get mugged and need some money urgently wired to him in Ghana via western union.

RE: my visa is denied

When I was travelling, it became a running joke between us about which line to wait in for passport control. I noticed straight away people of Asian background always have to wait much longer. It could just be the language, but we dont speak Finnish either, and then it happened in some other countries as well...

RE: Have You Ever...

Yes, its now easy to say- I've thoroughly researched the issue... which translates to skimming over the first three google search results.

RE: feminism

Why doesn't one of you ladies put the kettle on and make us a cup of tea?...

RE: Disabled Comments Blogs

You can usually tell straight away, if 30 people have looked at it and there are zero comments... Its either comments not allowed, or just some idiot typing rubbish... Sometimes I think 10% is a reasonable amount, so if 30 people look at it and there's 3 comments, happy times.

RE: Date sites

Hmm, maybe I'm just being the devil's advocate, but if they've already met their soulmate and one true love, they'd be unavailable wouldn't they?

RE: Date sites

Do you imagine many people that have found their one true love, their soulmate... Will be here reading blogs? Really???

RE: If this is true....

Do you have disproportionately more success than anybody else?...

RE: Would You Rather...

Imagine choosing the 3 years, and then the guy gets busted and becomes your cellmate anyway.

RE: Would You Rather...

Yeah I'd do lunch with Addy, and then keep stirring him up by asking for kosher food. Then I'd keep banging on about the book of David, and claiming Germans are the result of interbreeding, and bagging out Volkswagons.

RE: How one looks at things...

I think the situation involving clumsey flirting needs to be looked at, the workplace is not the right place for flirting at all.

RE: Man needs woman, woman needs man

I think his todger has been airbrushed to be much smaller, to make modern man feel good about himself.

RE: Man needs woman, woman needs man

I love the furry lassoo... Except they generally aren't furry these days.

A Question.

We're a Commonwealth country, and I had to look it up...

A Question.

The word out there on the streets, is that Prince Charles is OK but not Camilla. But he's getting a bit too old really, and he's a bit boring. Co-Kings makes perfect sense to me.

RE: Age and mileage, please

Tru has a 3 wheeled bicycle, it suits him fine for when he goes out pinching womens undergarments. By sheer coincidence, its the same make and model as Catweazels.

RE: Age and mileage, please

Oh, and be careful not to get one that pulls to the left...

I dont mean to boast...

I'm thinking, these must be those so-called "comfort foods"...

I dont mean to boast...

So today I made pizza... Anyway, its back on, big time.

IncogNitro

Yeah Aaron and David had a massive snog, just tonight at the kareoke. But I'm more concerned about IncogNitro and how its affecting Piper.

IncogNitro

Its from the hit TV show Neighbours, you'd probably have to look it up on the interwebby.

I dont mean to boast...

There are things we know, things we don't know, and things we know we don't know... Barbecued pork with potato and onion lies somewhere in amongst all that.

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