The other thing, there's a lot of mad cat ladies out there that enjoy this kind of thing. Watching some loony having a bat on skype gives their lives direction and purpose, and is a welcome distraction from looking after all the cats.
It sounds like you've got Christmas fever. The only cure is to find a christmas tree thats resined up properly, break off a large branch, and smoke it.
Well, lets be realistic here ladies, a quick wipe with a refresher towel from KFC isn't quite the same as a good soap up in the shower. Besides, if you have a glass shower screen you could give that a bit of a go over as well.
Yes, I'll wait another 3 weeks before buying my Christmas tree. Should save a few bucks there. Then I'll sit under it and eat easter eggs from last year I got cheap in August, pretending that crazy white fungus is meant to be there.
I just think its great that people can talk about their medical issues without too much judgement. Unless of course, they have syphilus and leprosy, then they'll be the brunt of many schoolyard jokes.
I wrote my first blog in 1943 taunting the Japanese. I checked it each day several times until one day in 1987, a Japanese soldier hiding in New Guinea called me an idiot as the war had been over for at least 2 years that he knew of.
Well, you have a 1 in 37 chance of winning around 30. It would be very unusual to turn a profit this way, I think the casino would be considering rescinding your membership on this basis.
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I'll probably just have a lefty to celebrate.