RE: So there I was

RE: So there I was

Yes, letter from Zimbabwe never made much sense, whereas, Olivia Newton John was there to interpret for us in the song hammerhead.

RE: So there I was

Too funny Serens, I was just singing the lines... mothers little helper is coming out for more... and the Ray Martin show...

RE: Confused...

Pssst! ...Its Mills and Boon... (Taps side of nose conspiratorially and disappears down dark alleyway).

RE: Anyone else,...........................

Yeah sure, Google cyclone Larry or cyclone Yasi...

RE: So there I was

Well, the thing is, you could try doubling up. Send in the longnose pliers to try retrieve the spanner, but be careful not to cough or sneeze or you could lose the lot. Next step after that is the 15kg hilti demo hammer.

RE: Confused...

It happens to most people at some time, its no good at all. But I dunno about M&B, I'd be getting amongst it.

RE: So there I was

Thats the main reason I just read stuff on the internet these days, its much safer.

RE: Hi Hansome

Just got this one...

qm182288@gmail

Hello Dear how are you doing?..
I am Quinn and I will be glad to know you better if you dont mind

I'm sure she's really nice.

RE: Hi Hansome

What about in Slough? I've heard its quite nice this time of year.

RE: Hi Hansome

So what was the outcome? Do you like to be...

RE: Hi Hansome

Too funny seri, I think with asian girls I've still got a fair few in the tank the normal way, so no need for the lefty yet.

RE: Tea or coffee,.................?

So whats it going to say, when I run open tea leaves through UD... Though I imagine its also rhyming slang for thieves.

RE: Tea or coffee,.................?

Tea is different, adding the milk first makes the leaf sink. With coffee, it makes it nicer.banana

RE: Full Moon?

Thats good advice Track, but lets face it there will always be a certain amount of problems. I guess the world is kind of on edge, give it a week or two and see what happens.

The most boring blog ever written.

No, its more like watching paint dry.

RE: Jarred1,..............................................................

He does his own thing, live and let live. I actually dont follow his work, it would be like being lectured to I think. But its kind of the same as when there is religious stuff, I figure its not aimed at me. I dont like folks having a go at him though, just leave him to it and read or not read as you choose.

RE: Tea or coffee,.................?

Coffee's the go. Tea is fine, if you've run out of coffee or are camping etc., but as a general rule its poms and old people that drink tea.

RE: Toxic People

I reckon thats desktop calender wisdom. Many of the criteria are subjective anyway.

For example, lose their temper- pretty much everyone loses their temper at some time, the real question might be is the reason for losing it justified?
Self-obsessed... Is somebody who spends a lot of time doing their hair and make up self obsessed, or are they just getting ready?
But yeah with you on the constant health issues, personally I see it as a sign they dont have a lot to say and have no great interest in exercise (usually health issue prevents any form of exercise).

RE: Basic Human Needs

Stop whingeing ladies, its simply the laws of nature. Its a man's world and there's nothing you can do about it. And dont blame me because I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

RE: Basic Human Needs

Yes you're absolutely correct.
To test for yourself, simply enter a business and state that you need to go to the toilet. Usually folks will show some concern and point to where the toilet is.
To confirm peoples prejudices, go back to the same business a week later and state that you really want to whack off. Depending what sort of business it is, but usually they'll ask you to leave.

RE: Go to your room !

7 days isolation is completely ridiculous and unfair. Whats going to happen if it goes for 8 or 9 days for some reason? No need to go spoiling it for all the others who did the right thing.

RE: Where is your favourite holiday destination,......

It's a bit better than Luton.

RE: Where is your favourite holiday destination,......

I'll have my holidays in Slough, near the motorway.

RE: The art of interesting conversation

Yeah well if I have to raise my voice over the television and the sound of her doing dishes, then something is seriously amiss. Whats she doing out of the bedroom anyway?

RE: What do you ladies think ?

The key is dating site, combined with middle east. She'd be pretty special I reckon.

RE: The guilt of killing for your country..

Sarcasm huh... I guess I should have just said something along the lines- you're being an idealist not a realist.

RE: The guilt of killing for your country..

Indeed, the authorities should also try to shoot the gun out of the baddies hands, like in the movies too. It dont work like that in the real world.

RE: The guilt of killing for your country..

Yes, the hotel I stayed at in Tel Aviv had retractable tyre shredders in the driveway. Though by the time you're thinking of damaging their tyres, they're cooking up far greater plans.

RE: The guilt of killing for your country..

Demonstrating a lack of understanding of armed forces here. When going into battle, its not a committee decision. You might think- I'd better leave that van alone just in case, then it blows up half your mates. Its a tough one, but its the lesser evil.

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