Well I'm not tempted, and I'm not a mortician. But lets face it, most people become morticians to live out their sick fantasies of nailing dead bodies.
I agree with Priap. Morticians face temptation on a daily basis, and as we know, one thing leads to another. It starts with a harmless little look at things, and ends in a way which cant be described at a family dating site such as this.
Yeah when he builds the wall and your drug business dries up, you might have to do a days work instead to pay the bills. No wonder he's not popular down there.
My hair is the correct colour (i.e. not red) and my head measurements are within tolerances, so maybe it is you my friend that needs to run and hide before the revolution.
I think the good thing about this site, is the friendly banter and exchange of ideas/jokes/whatever. Majority of the people here are open to the idea of meeting somebody of the opposite gender.
Then there are people like yourself- the reason for your participation seems a bit murky. Obviously, nobody will ever meet your high standards, unlikely anybody will know as much as yourself about computer programming/being beautiful/genius IQ etc. etc.
So come to a singles and dating website, bag out all the men and ensure none have any interest in you whatsoever, talk yourself up against all the women and get narky at everybody... Have a nice day.
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Well I'm not tempted, and I'm not a mortician. But lets face it, most people become morticians to live out their sick fantasies of nailing dead bodies.