Elegsabiff

Elegsabiff

Apr 2016

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I want a wife

Map's blog raised a subject I feel strongly on, and he's fine with me stealing the direction it took.

I want a wife. A little woman to do the cooking, housework, laundry, would be heaven.

Her evenings would be her own, too, she could go out every night if she liked, no awkward questions when she got home - well, some questions, after all she could also be a wonderful source of research for me, and save me having to go out myself.

Does anyone know where to get one? Is there a deposit to be paid, or do you just have to put your name on a waiting list?

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tenner●n/a, Majjistral Malta

Apr 29, 2016●166 Comments

well, you'd have to go out there and earn a living for starters. A GOOD living actually ... Then you would have to put up with her whining too and various other things.

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Biff, sounds like every man or womans dream, but are you sure you dont mean a carer?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Tenner, I DO earn a good living plus one of these days, especially with all the time currently wasted on housework, I will be a world-famous author. I'm a bit of a catch, really.

Oh, she won't whine. I will be very firm about that.

Calypso51●Thurgau, Switzerland

Apr 29, 2016●800 Comments

Thought Map wanted a trolley...

......

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Map, no, watch my lips.

I
want
a
wife

Carers are expensive and I don't need all that fussing anyway. The less I see of my wife, the better.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Cal, his blog went sideways into wives.

I'm not quite sure how - I think it was Molly, though. It usually is. Or Z.

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Board and lodging?, monthly stipend paid?...I can export someone from here that would be perfect.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Map, no-one pays wives. That's why they're popular. If I wanted to rent a housekeeper or a carer I would. Stop this sordid talk of money, please.

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Cal, I have a secret Trolley already, I believe she was made in Switzerland.

Biff Apologies for the carer remark.

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

I think there are websites for Russian brides, any good? or would you prefer someone from Europe?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

That's okay, Map, at your advanced age I imagine that's on your mind a fair bit.

tenner●n/a, Majjistral Malta

Apr 29, 2016●166 Comments

how about pleasing her in bed? I've been told that that is as important to a woman as it is for a man i.e. it's extremely important. How're you gonna be doing that?

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

THanks Biff, good thing I dont wear a belt!...My advanced age?, today its trolleys and the colour lime green, hope it will help me find a wife too.

Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Apr 29, 2016●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments

Me! Me!! Me!!!!!

Though I'd probably kill you with my cooking....

However, I'm pretty good with laundry

Housework? Uhmm.........so so

Calypso51●Thurgau, Switzerland

Apr 29, 2016●800 Comments

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Tenner, she'll be happier going out and meeting new people for that side of things. And I will listen to her adventures, and gasp and giggle in all the right places. How many wives get that?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

DC, you'd be the worst possible wife for me. Poison me with your cooking, and we'd laugh all the time and nothing would get done

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Cal........Bliss!, that's something I find very appealing..

Biff, Some lucky women will enjoy being your wife.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Cal, she looks young and strong. Is that an ad? can you give me the link?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Map, I believe you're right. I am pretty much ideal, I think.

Calypso51●Thurgau, Switzerland

Apr 29, 2016●800 Comments

Gosh Biff.....quite fancy a wife now....someone to hold the fort...while i'm galavanting around the world...

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

See? SEE? when you start thinking about it, Cal, they are incredibly useful things to have.

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

THis could be a problem for us men!, would it mean that you and Cal would be "batting for the other side"?

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Ooy you, yes you, queue jumper

we've been on the list for ages & you think you can come along & just grab one

mumble mumble

tenner●n/a, Majjistral Malta

Apr 29, 2016●166 Comments

I think it's best if you stop divulging these ideas maam. You're making it harder for the men to get a cooperating woman.

hehe

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Map, you would be free to date my wife. I want nothing to that sort of thing from her.

I too would continue to date although it might be a little weird to double-date with my wife. What do you think?

Calypso51●Thurgau, Switzerland

Apr 29, 2016●800 Comments

We just understand the skills a woman brings to a home....how to keep a toilet clean...keep the home cosey...as for batting for the other side...well....men are just too gorgeous....

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Z, nonsense, man, get a grip. We would attract entirely different types.

Calypso51●Thurgau, Switzerland

Apr 29, 2016●800 Comments

Well....

....5 percent of them are......

....

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Cal! someone to keep the loo clean!

and, and, pick up after the dog?

Could I get her to mow the lawn?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Tenner, I would have thought you'd have been ecstatic. A woman already happily married and looking for adventures with her spouse's full permission?

Win WIN for men.

Chromedome56●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Apr 29, 2016●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Hell now I want one. Could we share one?

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Cal, Biff, thats a relief, so we men are still in with a chance, perhaps a manservant would be more appropriate, Im a dab hand with a toilet brush, so my cleaner tells me.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Hey Chrome

what is this, Paint Your Wagon? in which case you're Lee Marvin. I want to be Clint Eastwood

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Map, a sort of Jeeves? Hmm. It might be more socially conventional ...

Chromedome56●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Apr 29, 2016●17 Blogs●328 Comments

I was born under a wandering star - aye okay.

Calypso51●Thurgau, Switzerland

Apr 29, 2016●800 Comments

Map...are you smirking at us...

....you with your cleaner and outdoor lifestyle in Spain...while we are fighting the dog hairs...and long grass...everyday...

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Cal, would you be prepared to go on a fact-finding mission and check Map's situation properly?

Not entirely sure I believe him, personally.

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Cal.......I am so ashamed of myself, I will say I live inside at times and my cleaner is only part time if that helps...

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Apr 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Biff, I think Cal should come over and find out, she will probably just lay by the pool and enjoy the fine hospitality rather than make any scathing reports.

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