I want a wife
Map's blog raised a subject I feel strongly on, and he's fine with me stealing the direction it took.I want a wife. A little woman to do the cooking, housework, laundry, would be heaven.
Her evenings would be her own, too, she could go out every night if she liked, no awkward questions when she got home - well, some questions, after all she could also be a wonderful source of research for me, and save me having to go out myself. 
Does anyone know where to get one? Is there a deposit to be paid, or do you just have to put your name on a waiting list?
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You can phone and leave messages for her with me. (Not too often, of course, but how many married women can you do that with at all?)
No jealous husband, but she is still not going to be agitating for marriage. She IS married.
Pedal is here because his SA nemesis has gone to bed (swearing)
At least they never flirted through me.
Now everyone hush for a second. The next comment is reserved for Irish.
I'm just here for rhw knickers
Two sets I believe. Hurry off and change into them for your photo shoot.
Are you a potential wife, or looking for one, by the way?
I am definitely in the queue for a wife
But I would do one better than you.
I need one so badly, I would perform husbandly duties on her
Anything for a clean floor
Nothing ruins the moment more than when HE is grinning triumphantly and YOU are squawking indignantly over the sad little fragment of tattered lace that was once your favourite bra.
Say thank you nicely now.
I shall allow them to get totally shredded this weekend
Well, she will in this house.
We need the body heat more
No wonder we're all single.
Nor do women have models bodies.
They are just like silk flowers. Pretty to look at, but they never grow or bloom.