Elegsabiff

Dec 2016

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These boots were made for walking

My dog was extremely emphatic about it. She'd rather have cold feet. Rather even grit in her paws.

It's the eve of Christmas Eve and four, count 'em, FOUR days before I have to go back to work, whoop whoop WHOOP

So yup, merry Christmas, happy Hannukah, and oh man that sucks if you aren't getting any days off at all

will try not to be too obnoxious in that conga line weaving round CS (step step step kick)

apparently that vid isn't coming through for some. Funny dogs in boots.
Cruel really. All that laughing.

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Haha Molly I shall have to look up the blog where YOU told ME to get my dog shoes because her poor soft feet would be damaged by grit

I was cringing at what YOU would say about me deciding against

because you're so scary

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

I'm sure I was joking

I doubt I was talking about pink knitted ones anyway

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unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●1,614 Comments

They hate shoes, Biff!

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Hahaha Un

I know, NOT FUNNY and my dog is glowering at me. Oops.

Listen, Moll. That snooty one - we can't BOTH use it. I may have been using it longer. I'm certainly older.

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unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●1,614 Comments

Not funny, Biff....not funny!

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

I don't subscribe to the whole respect one's elders craic , Biff

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Unl just don't let her see us laughing, she's a bit self-conscious about her looks, and known to bite people who laugh

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

The dog! I meant my dog!

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Molly, you don't?

And you're bigger than me so I can't smack you up the heid.

Bribery? corruption?

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#10

Are ye twins?

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#11

Bigger

I prefer taller

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#12

Taller

Molly, let's be reasonable. Share custody of this choice little emoticon?

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#13

I am a reasonable person

Plus it's Christmas time

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#14

Festive fancy footwork

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#15

PS I meant you and your pooch (not Unla )

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#16

Yup. She's got a flattened nose, short bow legs, a massive chest, and is black spotted.

People have to look twice to see which one is holding the lead

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#17

You couldn't be describing my one, but without the spots

She just cost me E140 in the vets this evening, so she will be sent up the chimneys sweeping them in preparation for Santa's visit to pay me back.

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#18

Could have

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ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Dec 23, 2016●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

#19

Have a feeling your dog is going to hate you....maybe not for ever....but for a while.

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#20

Oh poor you

Oh poor her, up that dark chimney all alone

At least let the other dog help her. Pass the brushes up or something.

(Note to other readers - and BOOTS are cruel?

Shhh.)

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#21

Eks, I didn't get them!!

I don't know whether to go back and reword the blog to make that clear or what the hell be ticked off

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#22

(Although if you could hire them - for an hour, say - long enough to make a video ....

)

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#23

I'd say she's safe enough. If you think Santa's belly would get caught in the chimney, puppy-belly wouldn't even get past the first hurdle

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#24

I'm rather hoping Santa leaves me to the end of his round. He'll be slimmer and trimmer by then, and have time to sit and enjoy a sherry with an understanding woman.

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#25

Would you do Santa?

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#26

I've seen some very attractive Santa's in my day

Listen, babe, don't judge me. I takes Christmas where I can finds it.

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#27

I got given this Santa last year.

I wasn't snooty about it. I was grateful.

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#28

<<<< Non-judgemental

Just seems almost sacrilegious

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#29

Santas like that don't exist

Cos the other one does

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#30

Oh well, if you're talking about the real Santa - well, he's cuddly. And cheery. And I do rather like beards.

But it will come down to the chemistry, really. Not just because he could give me lovely presents.

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#31

However the first time we met I screamed and wept and wouldn't sit on his knee.

Probably not the best start.

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#32

(in my defence, I was 4 and had never seen a beard before)

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ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Dec 23, 2016●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

#33

Sorry...my mistake...half asleep

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#34

Eks, no mistake, I wasn't clear.

I very rarely am. And am also half-asleep.

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#35

If you had screamed and wept during his visit, it'd have been better

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#36

(yeah)

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nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments

#37

I think dogs clothes are more for the human than the animal.
Another case of the personification of self projected into an illusion of control over nature.

When will us specks in the universe get over ourselves

As for you biff you can leave your boots on

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#38

You sure, hon? They're high-heeled, and quite long. Mid-thigh.

I have a friend who got home (alone) a bit tiddly and couldn't get out of her boots so went to bed in them

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nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments

#39

Any pics Biff

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#40

Of my friend trying to get out of her boots while smashed?

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