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zmountainman
Motril, Andalusia, Spain
May 2018
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He's the only one that fits the bill.

Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, doh non smoker, must like dancing & travel, own hair & teeth uh oh love of animals & grandchildren, good sense of humour, financially independent etc etc, the list goes on, having given it some thought I've realised they're all looking for the same man doh the only one that fits all the criteria professor






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Cervatilla
Cervatilla●The Reef, Canary Islands Spain
May 26, 2018●8 Blogs●119 Comments
#81
eish! GO TO BED, you are not as young as you used to be. I used all my ink nattering with Biff tonight.
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
May 26, 2018●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
#82
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Got dog! Yanny...............rolling on the floor laughing

No Comment! Just laughing about your blog. Funny!
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zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#83
Angel, at least you saw it for what it is, it is listed as being in comedy laugh wine
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zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#84
Usha, scold from what I can gather the potential suitor's itinerary would be too full of walks on the beach, dancing, eating out, traveling etc etc for there to any time left for such things sigh laugh wine
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zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#85
Abagail, wow perhaps you should share your reading list laugh
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#86
100th!!!

gimme!
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MiMiArt
MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA
May 27, 2018●36 Blogs●1,662 Comments
#87
Biff rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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MiMiArt
MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA
May 27, 2018●36 Blogs●1,662 Comments
#88
“.....feed me ice-cream every day in bed.....”

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zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#89
Biff scold plagiarism , you're just copying what the others said now grin
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#90
Oh, I know, but I bet I'm the only one honest enough to list them all on one profile grin
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zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#91
Mimi, don't encourage her doh laugh
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#92
Er - it is customary to present a small but tasteful gift to the winner of the 100th comment - innocent
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zmountainmanOP●Motril, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#93
Biff, indeed, so here you are, small & very tasteful -
https://smallseotools.com/plagiarism-checker/

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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#94
Thank you kindly.

Incidentally, when you copy one person, it is plagiarism. When you copy 5 or more, it is research. snooty
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MiMiArt
MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA
May 27, 2018●36 Blogs●1,662 Comments
#95
Found another one, Biff!!!

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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#96
blushing

stop now please

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MiMiArt
MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA
May 27, 2018●36 Blogs●1,662 Comments
#97
And another!!! laugh

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MiMiArt
MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA
May 27, 2018●36 Blogs●1,662 Comments
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And another!!! laugh

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Ok, I’ll stop now grin
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
May 27, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#99
Once I put those pics of yours on my profile, Mimi, the queue will stretch from coast to coast. daydream
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