Oh Sheeeet! Not again
In another daring caper, thieves made off with 160 boxes of cupcakes stolen from a warehouse in Malaysia last night. They escaped on a sledge pulled by 8 reindeer and then vanished into thin air. This was the tenth time in as many months that this warehouse was plundered.
The owner of the warehouse, a well-known Malaysian cupcake producer whose name may not be mentioned due to the CS ban on ads, said that the cupcakes were insured, but her six Dobermans are very ashamed and depressed for failing her once again after being doped. She said that they will recover fully but to restore their confidence, they will probably need counseling which will cost an arm and a leg.
General Electric, the spokesman for Interpol, said that they suspect it was the work of an international syndicate with roots in the US and South Africa. He also said that they are investigating reports that a female Indonesian national was seen feeding the reindeer at a truck stop somewhere in the middle East. He added that their only lead was that the one villain was addressed as Jim by his accomplice. The other one remains an enigma.
General Electric asked that anybody who notices a sledge, eight reindeer, two men and a woman, heading west, to report it to the nearest police station, and cautioned the public not to approach these villains if they are encountered. He said that there is nothing gentle about the one named Jim. He could be dangerous as he showed in their archives dressed in a Special Forces uniform full of medals.
The case took a new twist when an unnamed eye-witness with a broad South African accent testified that the woman was only hitching a ride to South Africa and not involved in the crime. He also suggested that Interpol should take a closer look at the owner as this could be an insurance scam. He (the eye-witness) has since vanished.
We have just learned that Santa Claus reported the theft of a sledge and 10 reindeer. In their hurry to get away, the thieves left a gummy bag with a Special Forces uniform behind. A police spokesman denied the possibility of the two cases being related as the numbers of reindeer do not correspond. The US government denied any knowledge of the theft and blamed it to Islamic extremists.
There is no truth in these rumors going around that I may have been involved. I must deny these allegations and I distance myself from this incident. The police should rather have look at Santa Claus who reported 10 reindeer stolen when only 8 were borrowed. If you ask me he's trying to con his insurance.
Comments (38)
First, I am not Malaysian and second never in my life did I produce cupcakes. NEVER! So that means I was not whatsoever in that incident.. I was not involved in anything. Yesssss!!
Wait a second!
It says a female Indonesian national was seen feeding the reindeer at a truck stop somewhere in the middle East.
Whaaat??
Ok ok.. well, although I am female, I am Indonesian, I went to one of ME countries.. I didnt feed any reindeer there! Sure I used to like feeding deers, but it's not reindeer and definitely not at a truck stop and it's somewhere in Indonesia! Hmm..
Ok Catfoot, do you have any secret information from inside about that Indonesian female? Does she look like this woman?
Oh please please do tell me as I have been trying very hard to remember where I was last night!
My lips are sealed. I know nothing about it. I was not there, but it seems that the circumstantial evidence is stacked rather badly against you. Don't talk to Interpol without your lawyer and don't accept one of their lawyers. They are CIA operatives.
Nope, my lips are locked. My lawyer is preparing a plea of insanity but I hope it won't get to that. Whatever you do, don't talk to the press. They are MI6 agents in loan to Interpol.
At least one reindeer has been found wandering about on the beach.. could it be this one?
You are in grave danger. Ex KGB operatives are known to use such disguises. My latest information is that all the reindeer are back in Santa's possession. He said they, together with the sledge, had mysteriously re-appeared overnight.
Be careful, it is a decoy staged by the Mossad to get rid of the refugees.
And what about that reindeer?
It has also been reported that a boat full of refugees had landed on our shores overnight.
Thank goodness nobody was starving! Loads of empty cupcakes cases were found on the boat and floating around in the water.
Why do you ask me? I have nothing to do with it. I don't know why every law enforcement agency and every secret service is staking out my place. You better not show your face here. Looks as if those cupcakes were hot.
I'm telling you it is the KGB. they're not suppose to exist, but they are very active these days. They're out to get us.
Huh very well then.
And where are my two lawyers when I need them?
A wise maneuver. You were busy incriminating yourself. Don't talk to strangers. The world is crawling with policemen.
No Sir, Not me. Speak to DC and Santa. They are the villains.
Don't drag my family into it. The moon phase is to be blamed.
Santa is a bit of an enigma. Think about it. Everybody talks about his wife Mary Christmas, yet nobody has ever seen her. One would expect a woman of her stature to be involved in all kinds of charities, but we see zilch.
I warned you! The place is crawling with the CIA.
I'm clean! The Mossad already searched me.
Awesome blog and so very funny!
We needed something like this to lighten things up!
Wait a minute, where is Mimi and her cupcakes? We haven't heard from her yet!
Wait there she goes on a sleigh and has a white beard....or is that Mary Christmas?
Last I saw her she was searching for somebody prepared to donate an arm and a leg. Apparently that is what it will take to restore those dobermans' confidence.
I thought she was the one to donate her organs?
But it's not full moon yet?
At least not in this part of the world where I live in..
Mind you..One of the mares was on heat today. Maybe the moon cycle is to blame after all
Apparently she also likes almond slices.
Very well then mister, YOU ARE
friedFIRED!(Psst Ken! do I already look like DonaldTee when saying that?)
And oh before you leave, could you please allow me check your satelite camera. I want to see who that Indonesian female who was seen feeding the deer is. Ugh! you can't imagine how tiring it is to find CCTVs set in every truck stops somewhere in ME! You know that it could be any where!!
So pretty please, Ken!
Yep, it is the moon phase.
On heat, you say? Hell those KGB guys are getting very good with their disguises.!
As for Santa's wife, I think Leony has it wrong. A fella who comes only once a year, and that down the chimney, cannot have a wife.
Are you sure it was Santa? There had been a theft reported at the Vatican City. The pope is missing one of his red attires. He's offered a reward for the recovery thereof. He did not say what the reward was, but hinted that it could be something from outer space. Actually, the exact words he used was 'not of this world'.
Come on partner, you know a drivers license means nothing in this country. If all the unlicensed drivers (fakes included) were to be taken off our roads, we would have been able to play street tennis on our main roads.
Sorry, I missed your comment earlier.