What happens

when the chatty, friendly, very interactive singles website you belong to finds out you’ve been writing a book about a chatty friendly very interactive singles website?

Actually, I have no idea. Clarissa - wait for it, wait for it - Rodgers-Briskleigh is about to find out.

How about that name? rolling on the floor laughing

I asked, oh a while back now, for a name that would conjure up a bit of fun, some naughtiness, and that was an almost immediate suggestion from a a very well-known blogger with a very dry sense of humour. I asked if I could credit him and he was, well, evasive. You can guess anyway, right?
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I THINK it will be rather like telling your very large chaotic family that you’ve written a book about a very chaotic large family. All the relatives will be looking for themselves in there, no matter how much you tell them it isn’t based on anyone in particular. Some will be delighted, some will be shocked, and some will go cold with horror when they think they recognize themselves.

You DIDN’T. No-one is based on a real person. There are many Dorothy types, who have always left everything to their husband and now, oops, he’s taken off.

OH so many Simons. Separated, but still keeping the home links open ...

Lots of bloggers fit the Tim-the-player profile, but if any of you own a yacht, you've kept very quiet about it. (But hey. Message me. batting)

If Rick, the Insider, who talks to everyone but never meets up sounds familiar, so he should. Every character is deliberately based on a fairly common single type.

Not every type is included, that would have been impossible, but there are nearly a dozen in all.danceline
Anyway, soliciting isn't allowed, and quite rightly, on CS, so I am not going to be any more direct than the above. Clarissa's book is on my profile, and she has a Facebook page, and that's already too much information and I shall doubtless be struck down and will vanish in a puff of smoke.

If I am, or if none of you ever speak to me again, or any number of other horrible things happen, love you still. Always will. CS has been the best fun and I hope very much will continue to be.

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Well Ms Biff, i've got to hand it to youhandshake
must admit tho, it comes as no surprise to me atall..and sure maybe you're not the only one wine wave
It's a fun background, after all, I wouldn't be in the least surprised to find I'm not even the first, just the noisiest doh

I was feeling a wee bit lonely here, Ms Witch. Thanks for commenting. hug
You lonely Biff, i'm sure you never have a dull moment, but just incase, an owld hug for you lady hug

I'm sure it is a wonderful read, one i'd be very interested in reading, abit of craic even trying to figure who is who between the lineslaugh

I wish you much success with it wine
Legs,

Who is Clarissa?confused What book? Did you write all of our secrets hererolling on the floor laughing
I wouldn't mind being Rogered -Briskly right now.roll eyes
wave I love the board room scene of Gilliam's " The Crimson
Permanent Assurance Company "laugh ..hang on, wrong blogsad flower What are you on about?grin
Now Crazy if she were writing all your secrets, wouldn't she still be writing it roll eyes

(sorry crazy only joking)
heck but i couldn't resist that one hug bouquet
Aw, Itchy, you're lovely. And whoever you think you recognize, look at them with your other specs on and you'll think whoa, hang on!

And - um - no witches. Despite the Wizard of Oz theme. PROMISE!!! laugh
Hahaa Itchy beat me to it!!

Crazy, if I tried to write a history of CS stories, it would be longer than the Encyclopedia Brittanica! rolling on the floor laughing
Molly - doesn't even need to be briskly. sigh daydream
Pedal, I'd explain, but you're already skipping onto other blogs roll eyes

When you do come back, though, there's a book out there that's not about CS, and has scarecrows and tin men and lions who aren't.

Hope that's cleared it up. innocent
Quiet on here tonight confused is everyone on the phone to their lawyer laugh rolling on the floor laughing
I'm not on face book Biff so i can't check it out but if you PM me when its out and on the shelves i'll certainly buy the read.

Hope tho this does not mean you shall now be leaving the site? sad
Ordered mine. At that price it had better be good.
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Itchy,

I can take thatlaugh hug
Itchy, I may be forcibly evicted, or sent to CS jail, or something. moping
Legs,

You have to write in volumes...Volume 1, Vol 2, Vol 3laugh
Chrome, I can safely promise you it will be the best book about mature singles with a Wizard of Oz sub-theme that you will ever read.

Cross my heart. innocent
Good.

I'm guessing the author of the author name is agent Orange?
Crazy - you write volume 2, howzat? rolling on the floor laughing
Legs,

It's going to be very thick book so you have to divide them...volume sounds like encyclopedia and will encourage your readers to get all volumeslaugh
Crazy, the one written already is quite a thin book rolling on the floor laughing I had to keep away from real stories, remember?

The History Of CS would be 36 volumes at least. I think you would have one to yourself ... rolling on the floor laughing
Don't forget for the sequel you'll need to kill someone off, well it worked for Harry Potter grin
I probably wouldn't know who is hinted at anyway, doh but it should be interesting to read. popcorn

Who the heck came up with that name? rolling on the floor laughing
Haha KN I'd have thought that was obvious. Mind you, I was slightly taken aback myself. rolling on the floor laughing
No sequel, yikes. There's a thing called a real life out there that I want to look into. rolling on the floor laughing
Blog hijack - Tom Jones singing as I type. hug won't be feeling much like singing now, with the death of his wife. That was the kind of marriage, through thick and thin, scandal and mess, that in theory we all want.

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Yes that was a hell of a long time to stick with someone sad flower
That's me out for the evening, and thanks for talking, guys. That was a scary few minutes there when I thought I'd been sent to Coventry. wave
Good grief what would be the point of sending you to Coventry dunno you live in Scotland laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Ever sukkeling ... get a South African to translate that for you rolling on the floor laughing
I know you can Crazy hug

But you never know when people are going to get sensitive around here uh oh
It has been rumored that I am the inspiration of several of your books’ characters or that a character or two has been based on me.

I deny this categorically (as every good politician does), then again, perhaps I kind of like the idea of being a briskly rodger!
Congrats on A Second Rainbow.
wow wow wow eleg I thought you were a newby authordoh you.ve writen loads, well done you. Good luck in this next venture.peace
Thanks for the good luck wishes generally it's all just a bit of fun and nothing and nobody based on anyone, haha
Hi Elegsa, I guess that as long as no clear name is mentioned, everything is free to be told or written.. smitten wine
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