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Feeling sleepy, feeling hungry, feeling bored...I have no idea what is it that I want at the moment...


What about you? ...

See if you can name them all....

God help us if he is elected to a second term. I hope everyone else in the blogs will stand up for the USA citizens' security, economy and freedoms come this November.

I hope the best for him in his private life but I cannot vote for this guy. Let someone else who understands the difference of missions for Ukraine and Gaza.....

Unbelievable this guy is the leader of the USA government: Biden announced that the United States is "providing airdrops of food and other supplies into Ukraine."

The White House immediately corrected Biden's announcement: "He meant Gaza."



(This blog is about no one else except Dementia Joe. All others will be towed away sooner or later.)

On Monday, April 8th, there will be a narrow path total eclipse that will skirt diagonally from part of Mexico, across America into Canada. The longest duration of this eclipse is about FOUR MINUTES and TWENTY EIGHT SECONDS, so if you are planning to travel across the country to be in the path to view this event, my best guess is you should already have arrived at a hotel, unpacked your viewing glasses and having dinner.

Tomorrow could be a hectic day as Arkansas Governor, Sarah Huckabee has declared a state of emergency ahead of the eclipse. She's released $100,000 from the Response and Recovery Fund to help commercial carriers transport essentials to customers in the state during the eclipse.

The state emergency will remain in effect until April 10.

Many of the comments that I've read think that Huckabee over reacted, maybe referencing the Chicken Little / Henny Penny fable where the sky is falling.

Sara, it's just like night-time but, only 4 minutes in duration. Call off the National Guard, there's no need for the villagers to huddle in caves like they did a thousand years ago!




Some links:

Joke received today in email....

We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theatre evening. We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parrot and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local taxi company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived, and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the parrot.

My wife walked on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the night so, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-by to my mother."

A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away.

"That stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her a** with a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck.

Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the backyard! She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"

The silence in the taxi was deafening.

I've seen so many serious blogs lately (mine included) and decided it's time for a bit of fun.

I'm a big fan of parodies, in particular music parodies. It's not easy to put together humor and still make the lyrics make sense (well sometimes they doesn't ).

I'm sharing some of my favorites. I hope you like.

Feel free to add yours.




As a warm-up: Foil by "Weird All" Yankovic (Parody of "Royals" by Lorde)

Did you hear about the race in the garden?







The hose was running, the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup!

Ok, ok....I surrender!

Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.

The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.

Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!

DR's Fakes, Frauds, and Phonies....

Kind of quizzical that the fellow who calls DR and myself a liar would post this profile:

"I have completed a postdoctoral fellowship; biochemically studying the protein domains of fibronectin. After this, I lectured & performed research at a major university for a decade (microbiology, genetics, biology,)"....

Occupation

"Retired early from teaching & doing research at a major university."

Yeah, right......LOL

If anyone can cooberate this profile based on their experience with Soupy and his commentary,
please call the Smithsonian...they're still looking for the primordial link between man and monkey. Soupy is about as tall as a monkey, so we may have a match.