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Finally: Peter Doocy And Jen Psaki Announce Their Engagement
"Um, on a personal note, I would like to announce that I will soon be stepping down to marry Peter Doocy," said Psaki at the end of a recent press conference. "I believe, and the President agrees, that this is the best course of action for me at this point in time."
Doocy then jumped up from his seat in the press pool and then did a fist pump before aggressively questioning the Press Secretary. "Excuse me," he said, "don't you think it's a little hypocritical to host a lavish wedding ceremony to me in D.C. when so many people are struggling? And don't you think it's a conflict of interest to marry someone in the press?"
"No further questions," said Psaki with a twinkle in her eye and a shy smile before exiting the stage.
"Ugh, finally," said CNN correspondent Kaitlan Collins. "The crackling tension whenever those two were in the room together was overpowering. It makes it really hard for the rest of us to do our jobs when those two are bickering so adorably and making eyes at each other constantly. Get a room, you two! Also, Congratulations."
Doocy and Psaki will host a lavish wedding in the nation's capital, where all VIPs on the Left and the Right except for Lauren Boebert will be invited to attend.
:-)
Trying to set a 'booby' trap for him!
Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone... I M Married !!!”............. :laugh:
vomits and falls down on the floor...
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects his wife to be really angry with. him....
He prays that they shouldd not have a
fight..
He finds a note near the table...
"Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery...
i'll come running back to you, my love.
I love you. ...
He gets surprised and asks his son..,
'what happened last night..?
Son told...,"
when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said......
"Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...
I M Married !!!”.............
The shortest fairytale...
The man lived happily ever after...riding motorbikes, going fishing...drinking beer..playing golf...left the toilet seat up and could fart whenever he wanted.
The End
Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997
"We got him dead to rights," said Bragg in an unnecessary press conference. "No one removes a mattress tag in my city and gets away with it!"
The mattress tag in question belonged to a Spring Air Conforma Foam mattress from '97, which historians claim featured a warning label advising mattress tags to not be removed:
Do Not Remove by Penalty of Law Except by the Consumer
In a surprise move, Trump has not denied the troubling accusation, though he maintains doing so was not illegal. "The tag says 'except by consumer.' I am a huge consumer. Probably the greatest consumer ever, and I had every right to remove that tag. The deep state is trying to dig up anything they can just to keep me from reclaiming the presidential throne."
"Witch hunt!"
Independent fact checkers have rated Trump's claim "a bald-faced lie," citing the fact that the president does not sit on a throne. Also, he is Trump and that is bad. The fact-check article does not make mention of the mattress tag issue directly, but does note, " broke both federal and international laws probably."
A United Nations committee has been assembled to investigate whether the matter qualifies as a war crime.
"This is an open and shut case. Now he'll never be president. I did it!" Bragg claimed before quickly correcting himself. "I mean, no one is above the law."
At publishing time, Trump's approval polling surged among mattress consumers who have long been befuddled by the mattress tag warning.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALYPSO51!
May you have a wonderful day and many more birthdays!!!
C&PHD
Kind of quizzical that the fellow who calls DR and myself a liar would post this profile:
"I have completed a postdoctoral fellowship; biochemically studying the protein domains of fibronectin. After this, I lectured & performed research at a major university for a decade (microbiology, genetics, biology,)"....
Occupation
"Retired early from teaching & doing research at a major university."
Yeah, right......LOL
If anyone can cooberate this profile based on their experience with Soupy and his commentary,
please call the Smithsonian...they're still looking for the primordial link between man and monkey. Soupy is about as tall as a monkey, so we may have a match.
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