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Haircut...

I've been going to the same stylist for nearly a decade. She's great, but always busy and I have to make an appointment usually a week out. The other day, I was returning from a project and called the salon to make an appointment. She said there was

Attention

I learned long ago some people are just smug self righteous a**hole...begging for attention... Crying in public about how they are mistreated or giving others grief for their perceived crimes... Time to quit whinging an

Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster

Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster As He Flees Every Time A Contestant Puts An Answer In Form Of A Question. CULVER CITY, CA—It seemed like a big coup for the game show Jeopardy! as they got the President of the United States himself,

Having a heck of a day......

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "This is

Revision, Name all of the cs bloggers you want to

Name 5 cs bloggers you would want to be stranded on an island with? Either male or female! And why these particular 5! Who wants to be first? Keep the comments nice or I will remove you!

5 people on a plane

Fishing With Girlfriend

This is too funny! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgFhJN4H0T0

What I don't like about been single

I've no-one to pick my bad mood out on, with Anyone in the mood for taking, stick

Cruising...

Tag. ) ..deep Tom Fakes... https://youtube.com/shorts/WCTtfvFwTf4?si=86UOGNmKv9fdLTPC.

RFK Jr's brain...

It's old news now that doctors have found a dead worm in RFK Jr's brain. He complained of memory loss and it's confirmed it was a parasite that ate a portion of his brain and later died. The worm that is. RFK Jr claims he's okay now, but I'm think

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. 'Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it. 'Hey! Nice shirt!' The

You Can't Make This Sh*t Up

Many people sell things due to their name or brand...and now introducing a Trump- Lee Greenwood Bible called "God Bless America Bible" and apparently Trump has many bibles...

Advice me

Im supposed to go to the airport nd pick up a guest tomorrow , well she s actually a Woman I met online and she s coming to visit me, spend some time here in my love cave ...I asked a buddy of mine to accompany me as I don`t like driving alone ...the

Best divorce letter.....

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell ... Your boss called to tell me th

To ensure some Valentine's Day smiles for you

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some old sayings my dad use to say...

Whore bait A*shole Pete It don't take a scissor bell. dirty pot licker water the horse I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I just figured out whore bait. He would say, make hay while the sun is shining. You

Why men shouldn't write advice columns

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A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St Peter replies "you died and you are at the gates of heaven. The man replied "omg no, I can't be dead

Steel And Wood Work Good

About 25 years ago, one of my younger friends had to have a testicle removed. He was very worried as he had no children yet and very dearly wanted some. I told him that he only needed one testicle and that the second was only a back up.

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A hunter gets a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for suppe

Humans: The highest order of animals......

Humans are unique. Let?s cite some proof to prove that idea. In the Bible, it claims that humans alone are created in the image of God, and given a mandate to husband or care for the rest of the earth that God created. It includes plants, animals on

Beware of Lie Detector Robots!

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." Th

@ DC

would the Answer to words hidden in pic that you posted be as follows ...................... Fecking Brat Kids trashing their Room

Im not a blogger

however, I do like to share things that make me laugh out loud LOL

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me st

Inanimate Love

Object sexuality or objectophilia is where humans are attracted to inanimate objects, They often feel love and commitment and believe that objects have souls, intelligence and feelings as well as being able to communicate. Ive blogged about shoppi

Today's chuckle...

Scanning some new profiles, I see a woman who claims to have a masters degree states twice on her profile: "fell free to text me up thank you very much" Fell free...

Dear Abby

Dear Abby, Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters.

Political Satire Today

The PS artists' works are really good these days. Feel free to contribute recent Political Satire. https://thumbs2.

About last night

Last night there were two good monologues I watched on TV late at night. I figured I would share them with you on here, as the more intelligent members would be likely to enjoy some comedy (based on truth) after a tough day First up was

Who Wants A Date?

Ladies, I have dates, raisins, oats, wheat, lots to offer

My short stories of previous events in my life.

What is standing in a puddle of water with red legs? Due to a maximum of 4000 letters it comes in parts. Part one. It was one of these days, you wake up and don´t really know if you are going through with it. Pure group pressure makes you slowly

I presume that few would know better lol

I saw an ad for this book Here's the synopsis; Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about

Geoffrey Chaucer...what a guy!

Since we've been dallying here concerning English, I thought I'd mention this fellow, widely thought of as 'the father' of the language. And needless to say, whenever such a phrase is heard, many names come to mind, not least the Bard himself, or th

Bob called...

Yesterday, Bob a personal friend and former associate called. Bob: Hi Tony, Bob here. How are you doing? Me: Good Bob, just making the best of retirement with 3 naps a day. How are you? Bob: Except for the dry cough and fever I'm fine... (s i l e

He's the only one that fits the bill.

Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, non smoker, must like dancing & travel, own hair & teeth love of animals & grandchildren, good sense of humour, financially ind

Blog Scoop :) By Blog Watcher

I just love to at some of the blogs on CS! Some are informative or entertaining, but others are just plain -IDK!. Don't get me wrong, but don't these people know how to write and spell? And the topics!

Who are the biggest marxist in the blogs?

I am just curious. Please stand up and be counted for.

Do not come to Holland -

Do not come to Holland -

Funnies

I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next". I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. I'm not as think as you drunk I

The Polite Way to P...(ee)

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Johnny", if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" ?