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The biggest problem for Trump with mail in voting

In The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Warns That Mail-In Ballots Could Result in Voting By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Ca

Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for ho

Interview of Sara Cooper

Just Fred

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a go

The Superbowl Winners to meet with Mueller lol

I'm not sure if you have been following this situation, or not. But Dirty Don Trump started a whole big to do, because several of the black football players decided to respectfully kneel, instead of stand up, during playing of the USA national ant

Water Vs Wine

To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… And those who are always seen with a bottle of purified water in their hand. As I always say: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, but in water there is bacteria. In a number of c

Okay, How About This

Go door to door selling "no soliciting" signs

my first impressions of women on here....

Crazy fart38....tends to talk crap most of the time, sensitive..disappears a lot when provoked for some quiet time..has a repulsive flatulence problem, and here in this pr

Hot date tonight ?

Be careful of those.....smouldering desires you may get burnt and be fuming later.

my dear friends let's enjoy thus simple joke but try to be sincere

in a class of 31 students what will be yo position mine in 28th be sincere please..

lol

The Newfie got pulled over by the police and when the cop approached his car, he could smell booze coming from the Newfie. The cop asked "are you drinking tonight sir?" The Newfie replied "yes I am, I had 6 shots of whiskey, 4 rum and cokes, and 3 be

where is GOD????????????

...Two little boys aged 8 &10 were extremely mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boy’s mother heard that a preacher i

If we boycott certain bloggers...

..do you think they would disappear eventually ? ..me included...

What is the most funniest thing u ever did or someone or witness

Most funniest moment ever you witness how hard it made u laugh how did it make your day go and who u tell

reminds me of someone...

'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified.WASHINGTO

We all need a good laugh. Donald at his best

Relax those smile muscles. https://youtu.be/Fwfk5FUUbTM

The Telephone Rings And

A whispered child's voice answers - Hello? (An employer is calling to pass information to an employee.) - Hello. Is your Daddy there? Whispered Voice - Yes. Caller - May I speak with him? WV - No. C - Is your Mommy there? WV - Yes

Christmas Joke

This morning on Christmas, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike. The cop says to the young little girl, "Nice bike you got there sweetheart. Did Santa bring that for you?" “Ye

This one has so much truth in it, it's not even funny.

Satire from The Borowitz Report Twenty Million Witnesses Come Forward Claiming They Saw Kavanaugh Lie Under Oath By Andy Borowitz October 1, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its s

Old Man Cashier

Be careful who you hire to be a cashier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19THRdXxmaI

lol

A man walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my family jewels inside. Then the croc will close

CDC reacts to Mike Pence

Fom The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report C.D.C. Director Says Coronavirus Effort Could Be Helped by Quarantining Pence By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The director of the Centers for D

Walking Backwards

Walking backwards is the new trend in health & fitness; it’s excellent to hone your spatial awareness skills as it increases what you would have seen walking forwards by 50%, and is also known to increase the Wi-Fi signals in doughnuts. Dr. Whet F

Im not a blogger

however, I do like to share things that make me laugh out loud LOL

New word

My contribution to the lexicon is...... HiBrrrNation It shall be defined as sitting in front of a window (or Windows) and waving to neighbors while refusing to go outside until spring arrives.

blogging in the good old days !

I imagine it was like this http://www.youtube.com/v/wOQeqcPocsQ?version=3&start=952&end=1015&autoplay=0&hl=en_US&rel=0

The Church Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

Do you have a Phobia?

There are some people out there with strange and bizarre phobias, a few of these are: Xanthophobia – fear of the colour yellow Turophobia- fear of cheese Somniphobia- fear of falling asleep Hylophobia- fear of

Helping the little wifey out.

Read the ‘story’ below before pasting the link in your address line.… >> So this retired guy sits around the house all day. Wifey says, "You could do something useful, >> like vacuum the house once a week." >> >> Guy giv

Card Game

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart—he has t

bored

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play

"If loving you is wrong...."

Come on, you know that song. Some people had fun inventing new lyrics for one prior. This one could use a change too. "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right." Really ? If it's wrong aren't there better options ? So, if you

A Few Tips For A Better Day

Don't keep the sugar and salt in similar containers beside each other. If you need to use the bathroom but someone is in there, just use the garbage can instead. Do not pull out an*l beads like you are pulling over a lawn mower. Baking powde

How do you break up a fist fight between 2 blind men ?

It's really quite simple, All you do is shout....... "Hey I got $20 on the one with the knife."

Trump Confesses & the impeachment trial

A Closer Look;

I'm Like Anyone Else

I have a angel on my left shoulder and a devil on the right. Problem is that I'm deaf in my left ear.

Did we lose our Greatness?

Okay, a man named Anthony Dream Johnson is on a mission to MAKE WOMEN GREAT AGAIN, along with some other men. Of course in America at a price tag of US$.2000.00 to attend hi

I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.....

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Co

Went To The Bar With My Buddy

I said "I'm really nervous. Girls can smell fear and right now I'm reeking of it". My buddy replied "what you talking about, all I smell is garlic and fish, now come on lets go find you a woman"

A Love Story

I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved whe