my first impressions of women on here....
Crazy fart38....tends to talk crap most of the time, sensitive..disappears a lot when provoked for some quiet time..has a repulsive flatulence problem, and here in this profile photo she is giving some advice to another poor male soul.
Titania48....a fairy from a charles dickens play...the heart of an angel..the wisdom of an owl....sex drive of a rabbit on viagra...you get this lady in bed and not only will it be your best...she teach you your ABC's
Blusher123..sri lanken beauty,although this photo doesn't really show her at her best, that cares for everyone...no malice..no hatred...a real catch.
Witchy itch....looks deceive with this one..although to the point she's a sensitive little bugger...soft heart but builds walls for protection..oh and guys...you better build some protection around your a**..if you upset this one..that stick is going straight up it...
Calypso51...was part of an unknown UK pop duo doing the rounds up north in old people homes,that never ready made it in the charts..in the end they were so bad she had to leave the UK and live in Switzerland where she can live her life as a dreamer..she still tends to hide herself so no one recognizes her by combing her hair to cover half of the face..but really its a scar where a disgruntled OAP chucked a bottle at her..
Armouredthen...This one tells everyone she is from Indonesia..I say malyasia..she says tomatoes..I say tomatoes..same difference...Sharp to the point but once you get through that amour...another softy waiting to get you in sack for a good old routey tout.
Piece of cake...new comer to the scene..cake is supposed to be sweet..first impression...needs more sugar to be able to enjoy this cake...
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Sorry! Ladies.
Wonderfully funny ...
I love them all already...
You look fantastic..
You too! Sweet Sugar....