Christmas Joke
This morning on Christmas, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic lightand next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike.
The cop says to the young little girl, "Nice bike you got there sweetheart. Did Santa bring that for you?"
“Yes, he did. It was a total surprise !” she replied sweetly.
With a smile on his face, the cop says "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,” and he proceeds to hand the girl a $25 ticket.
Before the cop rides off she says "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Playing along the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did.”
“Well, next year, tell Santa the prick goes underneath the horse, not on top of it.”
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