Here is a list of Comedy Blogs ordered by Last Viewed, posted by members. A Blog is a journal you may enter about your life, thoughts, interesting experiences, or lessons you've learned. Post an opinion, impart words of wisdom, or talk about something interesting in your day. Update your blog on a regular basis, or just whenever you have something to say. Creating a blog is a good way to share something of yourself with others. Reading blogs is a good way to learn more about others. Click here to post a blog.
Too Quiet Here...
Where's everybody? Too quiet here... My Jerk just woke me up and I had a long phone call with him and I'm having a fabulous day L
Twenty Questions
Twenty Questions 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? Y
Jock the Painter
Jock, the painter, often would thin his paint so it would go further. So when the Church decided to do some deferred maintenance, Jock was able to put in the low bid, and got the job. As always, he thinned his paint way down with turpentine. One
Rubbish
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, Retraced my steps and got distracted on my way back, I've no idea what's going on, And now I have to per.
It Wasn't Me
A new parody music video produced by Reason magazine mocks Democratic lawmakers who were caught breaking their own lockdown rules during the coronavirus pandemic.
Farmer John
Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer John called the
Does this sound like your day at work at times?
Does this sound like your day at work some times?............ I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.” My boss says I have a preoccupation with ven
Human Relationships - a bug's view
Today in The New Yorker; (click on the link)
lol
The blonde had been married about a year. One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her. "Why are we so happy?" he asked. She said, "Honey, I have some rea
Announcing the new CS emoji
No if ands or butts about it. Sorry to drop this on you. Butt, just don't overuse it and make an asz out of yourself.
lol
Wife asked her husband to describe her, husband said "you're A B C D E F G H I J K." Wife asked "what does that mean?" The husband said "adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fair, gorgeous, hot." She said "oh thats so lovely, what ab
Fun
Told my kids I never want to live in a vegative state So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.
Coffee Talk -
So y'all punsters have a blog OF YOUR VERY OWN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiJkANps0Qw Am I considerate or WHAT?!
lol
Saturday morning I woke up in a hurry, dressed up quietly, got my lunch ready, took the dog, and then rushed to the garage where I attached the boat to my jeep and I was on my way. Unfortunately the weather was terrible so I had to head back home an
Graham Martin is in the Hospital
Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?" Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a
Ya gotta check this out....
...Millennial social justice UEBER warrior, Claira Janover, stupidly barked into her cell phone, onto social media, that if anyone uses the phrase "all lives matter" one more time, she was going to stab them. Seems as though MEGA accounting firm, De
The 'other' TDS...
I'll wager you are all familiar with the acronym TDS. That stands for Trump Derangement Syndrome. It started right after Hillary lost the presidential election to Trump, despite having the popular vote. Question any part of the election and you are p
Evidently you can now get your # 46 decoder ring
No supply chain issues involved.
Thanks
I want to thank everyone who commented on my blog yesterday: Name 5 cs bloggers you would want to be stranded on an island with? I really enjoyed the interaction! It was fun! BTW, I still have some room left on my boat for anyone who wants to
I'll trade ya...
As a kid, I had friends who would trade things. For example, baseball cards, marbles, 45rpm records. In the 70's, I was in a band with a guitarist who had a faulty guitar and it was affecting our ability to (as a band) to make money. We came off a
Trump to Throw Out First before game at Yankee Stadium
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Throw Out First Amendment at Yankee Stadium By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2020 WASHINGTON
2022
Remember having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive So I wish everyone a great 2016
Old Guy Trying To pick up Young Ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItXKGyO6cRA
Weekend for a Threesom
Get your minds out of the gutter -- while mine floats by. I have a dog, recently I got another dog both girls. Tonight my daughter will drop off her little boy doggie for the weekend while she parties with her friends celebrating their 35 year re
Build Me A Bridge To Hawaii, Lord
And God Said “Let There Be A Bridge” A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
Happy Birthday to.... Jay Leno
The comedian, actor and former Tonight Show host turns 71 today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqtultQ_B
For the writers on CS - Evie nails it
If you don't care to follow links, the text is below but the pics and gifs on her original blog are hilarious https://eviegaughan.com/2018/05/01/writers-what-not-to-say/ When you write books, people are gonna want to ask you stuff. It is very
Something To Make You Smile
My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs? Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn t
When I Was Younger
When I was younger, my teachers and doctors must have thought I was awesome because they kept telling me I was "special"
WHY OH WHY ....
connecting singles ,,,this is where you get a chance completely free of charge , to portray ones self to a world wide audience in the hope of meeting or chatting to like minded people,, Be it through private messaging ,blogs or forums, well as mos
redex...molly...cal...
In 10 years time
Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Lit
Did You Know?
You can sky dive without a parachute . . . . But only once.
My Oh My, Yolanda!!
Who in tarnation is Yolanda, you ask? Well, she's my next door neighbor and a very lovely person but sometimes she can be a pain in the neck. Yolanda notices everything and I mean everything. Her opinion meter is always "ON". And she will tell yo
Horoscopes Reloaded 2
Any resemblance between real people and these horoscopes are absolutely intentional. As promised, today we can have a look at bulls and twins. And as with the previous, I relied on cutting and pasting to some extend. Tau
Congressfemale Ocasio-Cortez......
Who doesn't get It? Surprised an Ivy League college wasn't able to recruit her first. Full ride, no doubt. Boston University has had a good reputation, with a few exceptions. One notable one is MLK plagiarizing the doctoral dissertation, an academic
Senior at the Concert
An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats at a concert. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usher became mor