Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2015
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A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. 'Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.

'Hey! Nice shirt!' The man looks up but, again, the barman is engaged elsewhere. 'Hey! Nice suit!' The man then calls the barman over and asks him why he keeps talking to him.

'It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts', said the barman.

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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Dec 27, 2015●5,763 Comments
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nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland
Dec 27, 2015●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments
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doh laugh
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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Dec 27, 2015●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments
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1to1to1●nbattleford, Saskatchewan Canada
Dec 27, 2015●11 Blogs●1,778 Comments
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Hello Gentlejim,handshake rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks Jim, You always get me laughing, or chuckling to myselfyay yay , We could use more bloggers like you on CS
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candykisses46●Cape Town, Western Cape South Africa
Dec 27, 2015●20 Blogs●507 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing teddybear Gentlejim ,If I could I would put you in my pocket and keep you there for the times that I need your "Pick me up" blogs.I will promise to feed you so that you dont dry out Just Love Youteddybear teddybear heart wings bouquet bouquet lips lips
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Abby1963●California, USA
Dec 27, 2015●25 Blogs●714 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing I love it thanks for the laughrolling on the floor laughing : Have A Happy New Year
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Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan
Dec 28, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments
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Jim,

thanks!thumbs up thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Dec 28, 2015●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks everyone for their comment.grin
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