The Cat
Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!
Comments (5)
I can't imagine a scenario where my cats don't wish to go outside. The only exception is when they smell coyote scent. Then I would need an armored bulldozer to get them out. Other than that they will happily stay out 24/7 (except in below zero temps or when it is raining) and wish me to bring their food outside to them instead of them have to come in to eat.