Ponderisms for Seniors
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off!Old age is coming at a really bad time!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights.” I'm very wise.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.
The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes”.
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... But it can muffle the sound!
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?
At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I was wanting!
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Heres one for you, Whats a seniors definition of pulling an all nighter,