Bloggers' Original Pick UP LINES...

No wonder why we're still blogging here!

1. You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open.


2. Surprise me !!!
I am me ! I have a very strong personality. If urs r not it will make u feel inferior.

3. I am a Happy Beatnik Poet Writer Music Scholar Type Person =
Hello my Friend indeed I am Roger a Man of many Lives..

4. Single but not available at the present. Try later if you wish.
I know I cannot always have what I want, but that does not make me want it less.

5. Hi Everyone!
I am friendly and understanding. I work hard and intelligently to always make life happier and better. People say I look younger. I like to keep active and in shape.

6. i love humanity
i need my soul for marriage , age is does'nt matter i need just understanding .

7. passionate and lovely
after you knew me, you will say that I am passionate and lovable person... so be careful !!

8. Autumn rose. There be thorns.
I'm a bit of an idiot, but on the whole a fairly cheerful one. A mediocre cook, a terrible housekeeper, seem very sensible but am secretly ludicrously romantic.

10. Godly Woman seeks Godly Man
So there will be no MISUNDERSTANDING PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!... YOU MUST BE A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN WHO IS ACTIVE IN CHURCH MINISTRY, AND IS AGE APPROPRIATE (58-99)!

11. No picture then NOooo reply...its only fair.
QUIET and living the quiet life too i might add...

12. The show must go on....
My Ego has gone to sleep when I need it the most.


13. normal /polite/ considerate
studying music on the computer want to get involved with deejaying and music full time would like to be part of a music band

14. Im good at this type of thing...or am I?
I am a qualified gold digger and hope to find a very wealthy woman here.

15. bitter things are better for life...
i like truth....but truth is bitter...

16. I adore my cat Keven ! He is red


17. Just Friends
Thanks for viewing my profile. I am here to chat with people and makes friends around the world! In doing this, maybe I will meet a nice lady! Who knows?

18. Thanks for dropping by
Ermmm... not sure describing myself is going to alter the perception you've made of me from my photos.

19. anyone who will have me....
I'm a busy, single father to a 17 year old son, who lives with me, although if he don't clean his room, that may change very soon. Im told that's teenagers..Mmm don't remember being like that when I was a teenager, 37 years ago..OMG I'm 50 this year,


21. welleducated English speaking kind pretty woman looking for serious relationship
I am well educated English speaking lady who have a bachelor degree in science. I am kind and active,1.67m tall,slim,pretty,responsibleI am good at family financial planning. I like reading history and economy articles.I like philosophy also.


22. 'just bored , got nothing better to do.
I'm not your type so just move on...go look for someone else
I'm a crazy, loopy lunatic...will only tease you and waste your precious time.

23. Never stop dreaming
“Study me as much as you like, you will never know me. For I differ a hundred ways from what you see me to be.” ~
Rumi


24. Flippencute
I'm very fussy when it gets to allowing people close to me. Family we can't choose, partners and friends we should.

25. x
Welcome, im a chocolate addict, I dont drink, and smoke ONLY if I catch on fire and enjoy making sweet love ALL night long to the right girl, Im recovering right now after a horrible accident which is covered in my blog entry.

26. Friendly girl needing companion for walking sharing hobbies.
I have a good heart and friendly but no-ones fool

27. Only here for chat and forums
Retired Astronaut and Part Time Brain Surgeon



Please pick your favorite...not your own!grin
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Comments (138)

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that's a LOT of research!!! And yay, me, I'm in there! peace peace peace
You aren't kidding when you say you're bored and have nothing to do!
Ooh Ooh, lets have a competition to see if we can put a name to the profile banana laugh
CH.....I'll take #26 ....just because I can read it while I am typing this comment and it is for a female. laugh


I haven't read my profile since the day I typed it...not even sure what it says....not sure I want to. laugh
OK, Legs,

what's your number?rolling on the floor laughing A wild guess...#8 ?!rolling on the floor laughing
Z,

Birthday Boy, what's your number?laugh
Heart
Here I Am Baby!.....wink
Come And Get Me...rolling on the floor laughing
Hey, you're the one who did the research! innocent

Sent a suggestion by PM hehehe
Johnny,

#26? who is that?


OK...#26 you're taken please stand up and go with Jognny...laugh
Tita,

Yes, it would be nice for everyone to take a close look at their pick up lines and compare it to others...they might work out why they're still singlelaugh
Yer yer mines easy to spot sigh but then so's yours banana laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Johnny
confused Are you talking about Me?!
Angel # 70 please stand up...there...there...comfort


Any takers? Anyone interested in this Angel? She can sing, dance, cook...very talented and big hearted angelthumbs up
OK, Birthday Boy is #68...


Ay ladies here would like to live in the sun with him? free tickets, food and lodging...anyone???mumbling
and our Hunky # 71...


A Headlong Stumble Into Wonderfulness...Not available, just here as a Catalyst, and irritant.



Any takers for this wonderful, gorgeous, awesome hunky ?uh oh
What's with all this free doh I'll have you know I'm descended from Yorkshireman professor laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Z baby I'm Scottish. Let's negotiate. innocent
As long as we don't have to pay angel 's agents fees laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Good idea CH, some people are so thick they would never think of doing that conversing
Z,

FREE ....but you said you're kind-hearted...dunno


Are you really from Scotland...does that mean that men from there are mean?conversing
Z,

NO AGENT'S FEE...I'm doing some kind of "community service" and matching bloggers here...

I think most of us are looking in the wrong direction...our perfect match could be our fellow blogger...the one you always argue with is more likely your soul mateprofessor laugh
Pedal # 71

Please take a close look at those pick up lines...anything there interests you at all?grin
Tita,

yes, it's all out in the open now...this could be an eye-opener for some here...laugh
Legs,

Those words in your profile would sound different to others...not like the way you mean them.

Good to read feedbacks from others...rolling on the floor laughing
We all hide behind our profiles to some degree conversing I want 99% of people to think nah, and move on. Working perfectly.
Hi Sorry, I don't need pick-up lines. I normally get picked up.blushing
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Heart
You going around looking at people profiles...moping
Pepps....I think I found yours. I think I found mine. To me, CH's is probably #7
Scotland uh oh wow NO, Yorkshire is northern England & the phrase is careful with their money professor laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Johnny
You probably did fine mines....laugh
Legs,

Yesh...you can't hide ...we see you!tongue
Catfoot # 4

Not available at the moment...try later!laugh

there must be a queuerolling on the floor laughing
Johnny # 43,


#7 is definitely not me...you fancy that one too?laugh

you've just expressed your interest to # 26!scold don't be greedy please or you'll end up single till you're 90!

professor laugh
Z,


" CAREFUL WITH THEIR MONEY" sounds like a meanie to melaugh
Heart
.... .... ..rolling on the floor laughing
Angel,


don't you laugh there...we are among those in the line up!!!frustrated rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Ch ..wine

Angel, Your new look is hotwow wink
RavenG.
Awwwww! I'm Sorry....hug
Maybe! Just maybe. Because I'm in another State this week!....bouquet
popcorn and drinking
Raven,

Because you hardly post a blog, you're a bit difficult to locate on bloggers list! But I found you anyway...laugh


You might have to re-read and rewrite this but this sounds good enough to me..


"Fit Active, Creative...
Hi there,... I am fit,(well, eh.. fit for my age haha) healthy and active.. and i wont bore you with all the well worn cliches here, just to say i am into most things of a creative nature, ie..music (Play guitar and write a bit myself) some art...thumbs up laugh
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