limerick is it?
This is my try not sure
Tale of a woman
So let me take the time to tell quite a tale It’s a tale of a girl, a woman, a wonderful female What makes her so awesome, is this what you ask? Well let me reply after another shot of whiskey from thy flask We can cover some basics, that s
Limerick bachelor's maid
brawdy? you bet !
CS Limerick
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
CS Limerick
Can't wait to catch up on reading all of the limerick posts!
limerick 2
There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france
EVERY mIRROR eVER
f*ck you, I hate you
limerick 'ODETTE'
There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.
"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"
This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of global politics and economics. It playfully critiques the elites who navigate these institutions, subtly wielding power. Despite its light-hearted tone, it acknowledges the grave consequences of their decisions. The poem aims to make the abstract concept of global governance relatable, aiming to provoke thought and discussion. The poem was written with a spirit of light-hearted cynicism, highlighting the absurdity of these power dynamics, yet it carries an underlying hope for a more transparent, shared global governance. This ode falls under the category of "Satirical Poetry." Satirical poetry uses humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. In this case, the ode humorously critiques the often unseen actions of global elites, symbolized by leaders of major international organizations, and their effect on world affairs.
~ Magical Fingers ~
~ It's cuddling time ~ Lol
Limerick-a-Palozza
Am lovin' it!
Unsanitary Blindness
A tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.
very silly poem, number 2
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
The Horse from the Course (challenge)
Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL) how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)
Limerick soap
Do you know her?
Girl from Nantucket
Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?
Santa --- A Limerick
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
cruciverbalist
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
Very silly poem, number 3
Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xxx
Bill-----Limerick
There was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill
Glider limerick
OK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...
Limerick Jack Spratt
Jack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.
Limerick Weekend #3
A pool boy at work in the shade Was transfixed by a comely young maid. She waltzed over to him And she said with a grin. You're just too hard at work I'm afraid.
Gotcha Limerick
This is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.
Limerick fighter
is that called shadow boxing?
Fred the Pig
There once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his bed.
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....) ..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
The Suitor (take two)
Did a bit of tinkering!
Ron Paul
Gearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United States since 1913, when they and the income tax were made into law. So it will not matter if we vote for Mitt or Barack, since they are both shills for these rich fat cat bankers.
Limerick Weekend #2
I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
Just another limerick to contemplate...
Just a Limerick way of asking.... "What's REALLY important?"
Limerick - Gertrude
I probably have known her !
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
There's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how many she's laid.
Limerick Romeo
An old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
There once was .....
There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her MUSCLES, she'd flexes!!
limerick challenge
Dunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.
Limerick A Woman From Texas
I know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILURE
There are those amoung us !
Whose Party ?
political suicide
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)
The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the aching
LIFE
ITS TIME TO LAUFH AND NOT TO CRY ,ITS TIME TO Live AND NOT TO DIE ITS TIME TO THINK OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN ,ITS TIME TO START GIVEING ,ITS TIME TO STOP ALL THE GREED IN THIS WORLD AND TO MUCH POWER IN THE HANDS OF A FEW ITS TIME TO STOP THE HATE IN
who knows
who knows
RE: My paper reality
So you don't agree with 'I think therefore I am' or are you just confused and want to share it? interesting...
RE: Happy New Year!
marika, i add to the din...your infectious positive spirit is a blessing to this corner...on to the new year! ;-)...
RE: "Soul Food Cafe2"
That he does Laura - he also touches everyone's tickle bone!! Thank God for Cafe and thank you for this great tribute to him. Kathy...
RE: Unravelling
Thank you Rapturous one! Rob...
RE: Fierce storms
You write such wonderful words. But I am sad you left from a port of light to end on a loveless shore....
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