by studecarsayre, Oklahoma, USA
Apr 2012 855 Views 7 comments
Limerick bachelor's maid
A bachelor hired a new maid,
She ask how much she'd be paid,
He said what she'd earn
She accepted the terms,
But it didn't include getting laid.
She ask how much she'd be paid,
He said what she'd earn
She accepted the terms,
But it didn't include getting laid.
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Posted: Apr 2012
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Comments (7)
Thank you Ocean Blue, glad you liked it.
Well, you certainly have mastered the bawdy limerick!