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Does the Full Moon bring out the best in you?

Yes---Elaborate
27
55%
No---Elaborate
22
45%
Total Votes
49
I am a firm believer that the full Moon does affect us....

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WHO AM I......?

JOKER
18
18%
LIAR
3
3%
BOASTER
2
2%
RASCAL
6
6%
IDIOT
13
13%
TRUE LOVER
28
28%
A KING
3
3%
AWARA
1
1%
CHEATER
3
3%
OTHER
23
23%
Total Votes
100
GIVE UR VOTE EXPRESSING UR SWEET IDIAS.........

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If you could be re-born, what would you hope to be born as?

Working Dog
23
28%
Little itty bitty dog
13
16%
Alley Cat
3
4%
House Cat
32
40%
Pet Mouse
2
2%
Regular old Mouse
2
2%
Pet rat
0
0%
Regular old Rat
0
0%
Pig - any
3
4%
Cow - any
3
4%
Total Votes
81
I would have been more specific on all of them, but there aint much room. So lets have it ya'll. I'd be a dog - maybe a Afghan Hound. They like to lounge about and are fairly independent....

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time to boycot Guinness

yes
8
29%
no
15
54%
I didn't know that
5
18%
Total Votes
28
Time to boycot Guinness, not many people know the cruelty involved in the Guinness process, the Guinness cows are housed in huge sheds often in very crowded conditions, they are forced fed black treacle and Marmite. They are permantly connected to...

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Would you vote for LePen?

Yes
13
30%
NO
17
40%
I'll vote for LePencil
0
0%
I don't know
3
7%
I don't care
5
12%
She is a Putin Puppet
0
0%
She is hot
5
12%
Total Votes
43
Putin has met with candidate Marie Le Pen, who thanks to her extreme views on immigration looks like the next leader to raise from the ashes of the one great country of France....

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What happened to Yuri Gagarin's eyebrow?

Bad Wax Job?
21
25%
Tweezers attack orquestrated by Americans?
13
15%
Someone set fire to his vodka?
22
26%
none of the above
28
33%
Total Votes
84
First man in space had a very weird eyebrow. What happened to him?...

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If money was problem which luxury vehicle would you choose?

Lambroghini
10
10%
Ferrari
16
16%
Rolls Royce
10
10%
Porche
7
7%
Aston Martin
10
10%
Jaguar
7
7%
Mercedes
12
12%
BMW
10
10%
Range Rover
16
16%
Total Votes
98
Which car would you choose?...

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Should people on CS proof-read their poll questions before saving them?

Yes, obvious errors are irritating!
39
63%
No, people shouldn't be so meticulous!
3
5%
I don't care.
20
32%
Total Votes
62
I ask this question because I've noticed more than half the poll questions I've had a look at have multiple spelling or grammatical errors. I find this irritating. Why can't people have a second look before posting??...

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Flight Crew Training Video

Yes
10
77%
No
3
23%
Total Votes
13
Should all Airlines require performing and qualifying this on the job training regularly?...

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Are you a fan of John Oliver ?

YES
8
20%
NO
33
80%
Total Votes
41
Are you a fan of John Oliver HONESTLY I AM...

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Public Restroom: Should women share their restroom with men.

Yes
16
20%
No
58
72%
Dah!
6
8%
Total Votes
80
Happy Endings...

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What is the funniest joke Genera.

yo mama
5
20%
Paddy english, Irish, Scotty man
11
44%
mother in law
9
36%
Total Votes
25
Feel free to post one...

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Should Scottish porridge miners retire at 60

yes
11
58%
no
2
11%
dont care because I hate porridge
6
32%
Total Votes
19
As you might be aware porridge mining is a very dangerous job, many miners die from the fumes given off by the unrefined porridge crystals....

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What is the best poll in the world?

US Presidential election
5
15%
Brexit
1
3%
Holmfirth Women's Institute Best Blueberry Muffins
2
6%
The 170m tall Jeddah flagpole
0
0%
Pol Pot
1
3%
Lech Walesa
2
6%
Robert Lewandowski
2
6%
The greasy one
0
0%
Not this poll. That's for sure
17
50%
Hey, it's not that bad. No need to be so negative
4
12%
Total Votes
34
Having created a poll about polls, I'm now wondering if I can make a poll about poll polls that would be funny or interesting enough for anyone to bother clicking on any of the answers?...

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What is the hardest thing to do?

Diet
31
44%
To forgive someone
27
38%
To concentrate
13
18%
Total Votes
71
For me dieting is the hardest thing to do aside from licking my own elbow. lol JK. :)...

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Why can't women apply mascara with their mouths closed?

Women can't do anything with their mouths closed.
17
31%
Women have to have their mouths open wider than th
5
9%
Hey, stop that. It's just a physical response.
32
59%
Total Votes
54
Hey Guys & Men do u know?...

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Are you shy?

Yes
32
33%
No
22
23%
Depends on whome i'm with
23
24%
A little bit
19
20%
Total Votes
96
Honest Answer...

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Talking to Yourself

Never!
8
11%
Sure do
39
53%
Yes and it's embarrassing
9
12%
It's the only way I get to speak with someone inte
17
23%
Total Votes
73
So are you that crazy person on the street everyone avoids, Or are you a little more secretive with your relationship with yourself?...

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What supernatural abilities do you wish to have

See the future
20
27%
Immortality
15
21%
Invisibility
26
36%
Manipulate minds
12
16%
Total Votes
73
Honet Answer...

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Cs girls dont write me an email becoz

they arent intrested
42
64%
Not looking
2
3%
Thier hands dont work
5
8%
weak eye sight
4
6%
they are Commited wth others
1
2%
Guys have decieved them
5
8%
Other
6
9%
Total Votes
66

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Coutries are Running for

USA = Power
10
43%
Uk = Save country from partition
0
0%
Pakistan = Only need Foriegn Aid ..haha
1
4%
India = Tired to control Population
2
9%
China = Market for Fake products
3
13%
Germany = Make mercedes sell BMW
2
9%
JAPAN = No one can come Food is expansive
1
4%
Other
4
17%
Total Votes
23
Comments plz ,correct the Poll ..?...

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Whats your favorite food to eat?

Crackas dip in hog lard with a 40oz of old english
1
3%
Steak with Seafood on top of it
10
28%
Batmans Brains served with a side of Robin
0
0%
Glass dripped in the finest chocalate
0
0%
Cheese just plain cheese
9
25%
Cheese that smells like something died
2
6%
Cheese that smells like something died over 3X's
0
0%
Your ex's burnt toast
1
3%
That thing living in ur uncle or aunts basement
1
3%
Chicken wings from Hooters off a hooters girl..=-)
12
33%
Total Votes
36
Whats your favorite food to eat?...

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What would you rather be?

Famous singer
14
21%
Famous actor
11
16%
Famous writer
25
37%
A potato
17
25%
Total Votes
67
Just for fun...

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Favorite Sports car?

Lamborgini
17
33%
Batmobile
3
6%
Dodge Challeger
5
10%
Ford Mustang
12
23%
Chevy Camero
9
17%
Scion TC
0
0%
Nissian Z
2
4%
A cardboard box with wheels taped to it
3
6%
Your moms car
0
0%
VW Beatle
1
2%
Total Votes
52
Real question with some humor involved. Enjoy!...

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Have you ever text messaged someone thinking he or she was a different person?

I do not text message
11
17%
Yes I text
34
52%
No, never happened.
20
31%
Total Votes
65
I accidentally text messaged my fix-it-man instead of my boyfriend once. Not only was I embarrassed, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. LOL My fix-it-man shot me a message back saying, “What?” I then called the fix-it-man...Read more

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