What do you like to have with your McDonald’s French Fries?
A Plain baloney sandwich
1
6%
A Baloney sandwich with tomato salt n pepper
1
6%
A bowl of Wendy’s chili
1
6%
A box of Kentucky Fried Chicken
5
28%
A bowl of corn flakes
0
0%
A banana
0
0%
A bowl of Greek bean soup
0
0%
A dish of macaroni and cheese
0
0%
A banana split
1
6%
A Other
9
50%
Total Votes
18
I think McDonald’s crispy French fries go with anything edible, especially baloney sandwiches washed down with a cold beer....
can you read a woman's mind?
Yes
4
16%
No
9
36%
Yes women's minds are easy to read
3
12%
No women's minds are too complicated
2
8%
why would i want too
1
4%
it might offend a woman if i tried
0
0%
men wish they could
3
12%
women wish men could
0
0%
only women can read minds
3
12%
only men can read minds
0
0%
Total Votes
25
just a bit of light humour for this evening...
What are you wearing for Thanksgiving dinner?
One of those little stainless steel revolvers in my garter belt.
0%
0 Votes
Your mother.
14%
1 Votes
Your mother's dress.
0%
0 Votes
Your sister's dress.
14%
1 Votes
Your daughter's dress.
0%
0 Votes
Your mother.
0%
0 Votes
A 357/45 auto.
0%
0 Votes
Just a little 38.
0%
0 Votes
SHUT UP!!!!
57%
4 Votes
You offend me! Im going to report your f'n @$$ to the mods!
14%
1 Votes
7 Total Votes
You want me to talk about my pole???????? Ok you buy two 5-gallon buckets of viagra and i'll talk about it! Otherwise i DONT want to talk about it! NOW who's your daddy?...
what will women...be wearing...on xmas day?
A Miss santa outfit
4
20%
A elf outfit
0
0%
A French maid outfit
0
0%
A cat woman outfit
1
5%
A spider woman outfit
0
0%
A fluffy bunny outfit
1
5%
A see through outfit
1
5%
A dominatrix outfit
1
5%
nothing at all
5
25%
Something else
7
35%
Total Votes
20
Can anyone hear in their nose and smell through their ears?
Yes, I can do that
1
7%
No, I can not do that
6
40%
I won't confirm or deny
1
7%
Trolls are always born this way
4
27%
Other
3
20%
Total Votes
15
Time to come out of the closet folks....
would you breakup with a woman...if she had bad manners?
yes
70%
14 Votes
no
10%
2 Votes
Yes if a woman talked with her mouthful...she should...gobble...gobble and swallow
5%
1 Votes
no i like to see a woman talking...with a mouthful
0%
0 Votes
yes i would not like...a woman farting
0%
0 Votes
no a woman can fart all she wants
5%
1 Votes
yes a woman...belching is disgusting
5%
1 Votes
no i like to see...a woman belching
0%
0 Votes
yes a woman... should wash downstairs regularly
5%
1 Votes
no i don't mind...a woman's downstairs...smelling of rotting fish
0%
0 Votes
20 Total Votes
vote now and have fun it is the session to be jolly...
should i forgive women...who have been unkind to me over the years?
hell no
41%
12 Votes
yes...yes...yes
21%
6 Votes
no they won't care if you do
21%
6 Votes
yes they will be grateful if you do
3%
1 Votes
no they enjoy being unkind to you
3%
1 Votes
yes they will be kind to you in the future
0%
0 Votes
no they don't like you lee and never will...forget them
3%
1 Votes
yes they feel very guilty and you should forgive them
0%
0 Votes
no many are grumpy old women...living with their cats
3%
1 Votes
yes some might be attractive looking and dating material
3%
1 Votes
29 Total Votes
what should i do vote now...
Is it a myth...that women can multi task?
Of course it is
10
36%
No women can do it
4
14%
Never known one that could
0
0%
I know plenty who can
5
18%
only during sex
2
7%
men are better at it
0
0%
no...not a good idea
0
0%
they used to
0
0%
Women will prove it
4
14%
undecided...
3
11%
Total Votes
28
Vote now...
Would you buy a used ar from Boris Johnson?
Yes he would tell me the truth about it
30%
3 Votes
No but he is much maligned and people take him the wrong way, he is an honest man really,
10%
1 Votes
NO
60%
6 Votes
10 Total Votes
He tells it as he sees it....
Should we ban gas stoves and ovens along with cattle?
Yes, there Is there too much methane emissions on the planet.
13%
2 Votes
No, Leave your open flame alone.
13 Votes
15 Total Votes
I think we need to ban light pollution sources and eradicate the triatomic molecule of oxygen....
are women on cs...good at flirting?
No
7
33%
Yes
2
10%
Hopeless at flirting
3
14%
Great at flirting
2
10%
they have forgotten how to flirt
2
10%
They should be..they have had...plenty of practice
0
0%
notice seen evidence...they can flirt
1
5%
seen plenty of evidence...they can flirt
1
5%
other no
2
10%
other yes
1
5%
Total Votes
21
discuss and vote...
which his and hers...do you think...is most popular?
his and hers onesie
2
18%
his and hers pillow cases
1
9%
his and hers underwear
1
9%
his and hers blankets
0
0%
his and hers t shirts
5
45%
his and hers socks
0
0%
his and hers slippers
1
9%
his and hers hats
1
9%
his and hers gloves
0
0%
his and hers jewellery
0
0%
Total Votes
11
do women like his and hers?...
Trudeau
You put him in, Canada, now You get him out! before he gets you...
60%
6 Votes
Heil Trudeau!
10%
1 Votes
Only some_body like OP would post rubbish like this!
0%
0 Votes
Nuts!
10%
1 Votes
Drop your pants! A duck pops out!
0%
0 Votes
NOT funny. This is rubbish.
0%
0 Votes
Shut up.
0%
0 Votes
SHUT UP! YOU'RE DRUNK!!! SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10%
1 Votes
357 in bum?
0%
0 Votes
Im offended, i'll report you! I'll pull your pants down! You better be a girl!
10%
1 Votes
10 Total Votes
I remember one of the reasons you put The Tru Hitler in! You said you wanted someone "positive thinking!" The stupidity was mind-numbing. But now the stupidity doesn't exist because you need some brain function to even support stupidity!...
women who are...concerned about their waistline?
Could wear a corset
2
11%
Could have a tummy tuck
1
6%
Could diet
4
22%
Could exorcize
4
22%
Could have lots of sex
2
11%
Could ask for advice
0
0%
Could eat more
1
6%
Could run marathons
0
0%
Could buy a skipping rope
0
0%
Could do northing
4
22%
Total Votes
18
Do you like your photo on your Drivers License or other ID .
Yes
7
39%
No
8
44%
Other
3
17%
I don't have a Drivers License or other ID
0
0%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
18
I just renewed my REAL ID-compliant driver’s license and my photo sucks....
Have you ever seen a UFO and suffered a health problem afterwards?
Radiologic burns on skin
1
11%
Brain damage
0
0%
vision problems
0
0%
Hair thinning
0
0%
Nails curling
1
11%
Ears droop
0
0%
Nerve damage
1
11%
Marks on body parts
1
11%
Nightly nose bleeds
0
0%
Other
5
56%
Total Votes
9
What are governments not telling us?...
Are you wasting your time on earth?
Yes
6
21%
No
11
39%
Maybe
9
32%
I like turtles!
2
7%
Total Votes
28
Think about it. Life is short. Take all the time you need....
Which do you...prefer to be friends with?
heterosexual men
4
12%
homosexual men
2
6%
heterosexual women
8
25%
lesbian women
2
6%
transperson
1
3%
pets
8
25%
vampires
0
0%
aliens
1
3%
themselves
2
6%
no one
4
12%
Total Votes
32
make your choice...
You Are A .. ???
Knife
1
17%
Arrow
2
33%
Sword
0
0%
Double Barreled Rifle
0
0%
Automatic Assault Rifle
0
0%
Grenade
1
17%
Dynamite
0
0%
Torpedo
0
0%
Missile
1
17%
Bulldozer
1
17%
Total Votes
6
Heyyaaa All !! If You had to Describe Yourself (well.. At least One Side of yourself ) , then , which One of this Would you have Pick as something Similar to Yourself !! If your option is not included in the poll...Read more
Are you conscious of when you pick your nose during a dinner date?
Yes
3
27%
No
1
9%
Only on holidays
2
18%
When in prison
2
18%
Other
3
27%
Total Votes
11
Well?...
Morning or Late Night
Morning
4
19%
Late Night
11
52%
Both, but only with galrads
6
29%
Total Votes
21
If you remember, which do you prefer: morning or late night sex?...
Self Defense
Self Defense techniques (with proper lessons of free hand fighting , martial art , boxing etc.)
21%
3 Votes
Any small handy weapon (pocket knife , shaving razors etc.)
0%
0 Votes
Pepper Spray (as alternative perfume , deodorant , mosquito spray etc. Whatever available)
7%
1 Votes
Fire Arms (with proper lessons and valid license)
29%
4 Votes
A location tracker (mobile or vehicle GPS system etc.)
0%
0 Votes
A communication device (mobile , wireless transmission etc.)
7%
1 Votes
A signaling equipment (to send SOS a torch , flair gun etc.)
7%
1 Votes
Anything available that can be used as weapon (safety pin , hair clip , pen , lighter , belt etc.)
7%
1 Votes
Scream to draw attention of rescuers/public
0%
0 Votes
Run as fast as you can
21%
3 Votes
14 Total Votes
Heyyaa all !! Imagine , If you were caught in a critical situation (attacked by mafia gang , attacked by a dinosaur , attacked by aliens etc.) , and needed something for self defense , then Which option would you Mostly like to Rely...Read more
Boris Johnson is attracted to Angela Markel
Yes he is
5
20%
No he isn't
8
32%
She is mother of his child
3
12%
No Ali they just dated
1
4%
Angela just like his hair style
0
0%
No idea
5
20%
Other
3
12%
Total Votes
25
What do u think ?...
Can you guess the type of fish tattooed on this person?
Gold Fish
1
9%
Common carp
0
0%
Guppy
1
9%
Tilapia
1
9%
Koi
4
36%
Bass
1
9%
Trout
0
0%
Cat
0
0%
Star
1
9%
Other
2
18%
Total Votes
11
So what kind of fish is it?...
You know you have made it when...
You get a gold star
0
0%
You are asked to speak to a crowd
3
25%
You get a star on a sidewalk
0
0%
you get your face on a coin
0
0%
everyone hates you
3
25%
everyone adores you
1
8%
you get a monument
0
0%
soemthing else
5
42%
Total Votes
12
Famous people get likenesses on a coin, streets named after themselves and the rest. Average if lucky get a kid named after them. I have a headstone....
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