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Where do all you Europeans get the American Flags that you sleep under every night ?

Flag City in Findley, Ohio USA
2
12%
The White House from POTUS Trump USA
0
0%
Galrads USA
2
12%
Russia
3
19%
Iran
0
0%
Canada
1
6%
Syria
0
0%
New Jersey USA
1
6%
My dad makes them
2
12%
Other
5
31%
Total Votes
16
Just curious where all you Europeans get the American FlagS that you sleep under every night ?...

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Is this forum quiet

Yes
5
42%
No
1
8%
Maybe
2
17%
Someone needs to do something about it
1
8%
A few new faces
1
8%
Golf dinner
2
17%
Total Votes
12
What you think...

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What type of Zoomer are you?

The one who is half dressed
27%
3 Votes
The one who thinks an e-mail would suffice
18%
2 Votes
The one who prefers the camera off
45%
5 Votes
The one with the kids popping up behind you making funny faces
9%
1 Votes
11 Total Votes
A warm welcome to all remote workers, Take a few seconds to answer the poll to engage with other remote workers....

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Do people with high self-esteem consistently attack others in the cs forums ?

Yes
31%
5 Votes
No because they are consistently aligning their actions with their values.
31%
5 Votes
Other
38%
6 Votes
16 Total Votes
Some people believe that consistently criticizing others is an unconscious defense mechanism for dealing with their own insecurities....

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Is it true joe biden said we have nothing to fear but fear itself ?

Yes
5
20%
No
14
56%
Not sure
5
20%
Other
1
4%
Total Votes
25
.. Heeeeere’s Johnny...

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Women do you like men to be

Wearing makeup
1
5%
Without makeup
2
9%
with and without makeup
0
0%
With beard
3
14%
With moustache
0
0%
Clean shaven
7
32%
Wearing a world war two gas mask
1
5%
Wearing a sack over their heads
3
14%
Not interested in men
1
5%
other
4
18%
Total Votes
22
a lady requested a poll...so here it is...have fun...

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What do women do mostly online?

Go on CS and chat
14%
4 Votes
Go on porn sites
11%
3 Votes
Go on shopping sites to buy clothing or food or kitchen ware
14%
4 Votes
Go on other social networking sites
21%
6 Votes
Play online games
18%
5 Votes
Communicate by email a lot
11%
3 Votes
Work from home
4%
1 Votes
watch stuff or listen to music on youtube
4%
1 Votes
gamble online
0%
0 Votes
Shop for sex toys
4%
1 Votes
28 Total Votes
vote now and...

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What christmas present...do CS women want most?

An item of jewellery
10
21%
A new sex toy
7
15%
a new mobile phone
4
9%
a makeup set
0
0%
a world war two gas mask
1
2%
a new pair of slippers
1
2%
a younger man for bedroom company and casual fun
2
4%
A cook book...piny and set of oven gloves
2
4%
a karaoke machine
2
4%
other
18
38%
Total Votes
47

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Do you like those dried up onion.

Eat em all the time.
14%
1 Votes
"Git!"
0%
0 Votes
Are they acidic, or is it just "me."
0%
0 Votes
Op's a screw-up. I know this guy. Nobody is more wrong!
14%
1 Votes
Stay away from me Screw!
0%
0 Votes
Just had idea for a better thread! But i aint quittin this one!
14%
1 Votes
Yes!
29%
2 Votes
No!
29%
2 Votes
Shut ur guts before ur mouth falls out!
0%
0 Votes
.357 in the bum?
0%
0 Votes
7 Total Votes
Detail? I dont know what to put here....

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Who would you rather do business with: Michael Corleone or Tony Montana

Tony Montana... Money, Power, Woman
0%
0 Votes
Michael Corleone... I don’t feel I have to wipe everyone out, Tom, just my enemies.
50%
4 Votes
Either
12%
1 Votes
Neither
38%
3 Votes
8 Total Votes
da chi vuoi essere fregato. Which One and why .... Advance to @ 12 minutes into this interview with Al Pacino...

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Which do you prefer CoronaVirus or CoronaExtra

Virus
4
24%
Extra
10
59%
CoronaGalrads
3
18%
Total Votes
17
I’ll go with Extra...

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Do you have a nickname for your organ?

Yes
5
31%
No
11
69%
Total Votes
16
Just to add a little fun...I used to call my organ...my friend and named my exes organ her friend I would say...My friend would like to ask you...how is your friend and is she ready for my friend I used to use the word "cuddle" in...Read more

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What About OLD People ?

More Experienced
3
16%
More Intolerant
0
0%
More Wise
4
21%
More Rigid
1
5%
More Open Minded
1
5%
More Practical
0
0%
More Reserved
0
0%
More Cranky
1
5%
More Cautious
6
32%
Something Else (Please mention in the comment)
3
16%
Total Votes
19
Hello to you all... First I want to clear that I count myself as an OLD too (I have plenty of grey hairs) and that's why I want to know what others may think about OLD people... Obviously everything in this world has some pros and cons.. So what's...Read more

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How The World Will End ?

By World War
19%
5 Votes
By Pandemic like Ongoing Corona
8%
2 Votes
By Natural Disaster (Tsunami/Meteor Rain/Weather Fluctuation etc.)
12%
3 Votes
By Population Outburst (Causing Basic Supply Deficiency to Survive)
8%
2 Votes
By the Revolution of AI (Artificial Intelligence)
4%
1 Votes
By Sun (When it will become Either Supernova or Black Hole)
15%
4 Votes
By Collision with another Outer Space Object
12%
3 Votes
By Alien Invasion
4%
1 Votes
Let Me Think , Might Be Some Other Ways
12%
3 Votes
Whatever it might be , I just want it to happen SOON so that I can witness it !!!
8%
2 Votes
26 Total Votes
Hello to you all !...

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Might Be Real

Unicorn
2
15%
Dragon
1
8%
Phoenix
2
15%
Pegasus
0
0%
Mermaid
2
15%
Yeti
0
0%
Bigfoot
3
23%
Locknessmonster
3
23%
Total Votes
13
Hello to you all Almost in all different culture all over the world , from ancient time to this modern era , some interesting mythical creatures were/are very popular.. So If someday somewhere One of this creature get a chance to be...Read more

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Has anyone ever used these expressions?

Yes
9
75%
No
3
25%
Only in a confessional
0
0%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
12
I don’t know what they mean but I hear these expressions used all the time. Some say they don’t mean jack shit. … are you shitting me? … I need to get my shit together....

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Do you think insanity is endemic amongst women on CS, or are they going trough the change.

Insane women are attracted to men of the same
10
37%
they are going thruugh the change
3
11%
men have driven them this way
10
37%
they just show off a bit
4
15%
Total Votes
27
I am conducting a poll on what people think...

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Who looks most like me?

Yul Brynner
0
0%
Telly Savalas
4
31%
Other
9
69%
Total Votes
13
Yul Brynner Telly Savalas...

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Which do you prefer?

Sexy neighbors
53
80%
Rich neighbors
13
20%
Total Votes
66
Which is better hot-n-sexy neighbors or rich neighbors?...

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Do you have a crazy wish? If so, What it is?

No,I don't have
14
18%
Yes,To meet my fav. actor/actress.
11
14%
Yes, To have a hot neighbor.
18
23%
Yes, To be a president.
4
5%
Yes, To be a personal butler of a famous person
4
5%
Huh? no comment
11
14%
This is boring! (giggles)
17
22%
Total Votes
79
Just for fun guys. Mine is to have a hawt neighbor like Channing Tatum....

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#2. Which stunt would you do for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a WILD sleeping bear.
42
32%
Kiss 20 Homeless guys on the lips.
19
14%
Cross dress in public for a year.
13
10%
Catch and eat 20 live centipedes.
5
4%
Run across the field during a football game.
52
39%
Eat raw tripe for a month.
2
2%
Total Votes
133
A $100.000 doesn't go as far as it used to....

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What is your favourite hobby?

camping
2
7%
fishing
5
17%
sleeping
8
28%
eating
3
10%
shopping
5
17%
painting your genitals to make them look like food
6
21%
Total Votes
29
I just wanted to create a poll....

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I'm building a star ship enterprise crew...who would you most be like?

Leonard McCoy, chief medical officer.
16%
3 Votes
Spock, first officer and science officer.
32%
6 Votes
Montgomery Scott, chief engineer.
16%
3 Votes
Nyota Uhura, communications officer.
11%
2 Votes
Pavel Chekov, navigator and security/tactical officer.
5%
1 Votes
Hikaru Sulu, helmsman
0%
0 Votes
Christine Chapel, medical officer.
16%
3 Votes
Janice Rand, Captain's yeoman.
5%
1 Votes
19 Total Votes
I'm playing the role of James T. Kirk, commanding officer of the USS Enterprise and I'm looking for a crew to join me on my adventures Read more

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Who do you resemble most?

Father
15
50%
Mother
13
43%
Mailman
2
7%
Total Votes
30
People who have seen photos of my parents say I look like my dad and my brother looks like my mom... Who do you resemble?...

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What is the most important part of our bodies?

Head
7
20%
Heart
15
43%
Eyes
3
9%
Lungs
2
6%
Arse hole
5
14%
Genitalia
1
3%
Feet
0
0%
Ears
0
0%
Hips
0
0%
Other
2
6%
Total Votes
35
I’ll go with the Heart ..... What do you think is the most important part of our bodies? And Why?...

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