RE: WHY are you still SINGLE???!!!

Yeah it'd probably get a bit much if you copped it all the time, but you know, while its different and exotic...

RE: WHY are you still SINGLE???!!!

I wouldn't mind being shrieked at in Arabic.

RE: FOOD / NUTRITION: Whats your SECRET...WONDER FOOD / SPICE / DRINK

Yak fat.

Who will win?

Football, Rugby League.

RE: Ladies , Important question

If you make the prize a Suzuki dirt bike, I'll have a look. Or a Yamaha would be alright too.

RE: What sound effect best describes your last date ?

A kazoo noise, or Benny Hill music. Or both.

Who will win?

The State of Origin decider tonight, Queensland probably not New South Wales.

RE: The wizard of Oz

A Russian girlfriend that plays tennis.

RE: Breaking the stereo type

Whoever said romance is dead, hasn't tried hair-pulling.

RE: What do you enjoy MOST about the CS Forums?

Well its nice having my hair pulled. Especially in time with the music.

RE: What do you enjoy MOST about the CS Forums?

I like having my hair pulled.

RE: Best advice you have on dating,?

Pull their hair.

RE: How do u feel about non-religious people combined with Astrology ?

I wouldnt worry about it too much, I'd be like- thats nice... as I'm trying to get her clothes off.

RE: Lunch anyone?

Nah, they're really good. All you do is heat them in the oven and away you go. Easy as.

Dunno about chocky hot cross buns, never tried them.

RE: Have you ever punched

I'm not really sure any more.

RE: if you like me leave a comment below

Pedro is that kind of guy, when you're feeling hungry he silently appears out of nowhere and offers you a cheese sandwich.

RE: Lunch anyone?

I dont smoke ciggies, but maybe if there was a train station to smoke at I would. Chocolate croissants today, might have fish and chips later.

RE: Tattslotto

I'd pretty much end up like Tony Montana from Scarface.

RE: if you like me leave a comment below

Pedro is one of the main men. Its as simple as that, and there's no denying it. He can dance faster, and jump over much higher things than most people can. One time, he read the entire telephone book in just under 6 hours.

RE: Do you names your private parts??

I was thinking there's probably a Simpsons fan out there who named them Itchy and Scratchy. And I think without naming names we all know basically who it is...

RE: How to keep your partner interested!!

Yeah pretty big, take a huge bag of breadcrumbs too...

RE: How to keep your partner interested!!

It's written on the wall in the toilet block, down near the houso's. Grab a cask from Dan Murphy's while you're there.

RE: What job did u have the longest / liked the most ?

Haha, you started it.

RE: How to keep your partner interested!!

The trick is not to look at your watch or yawn when she starts yet another story with- My friend fat Sharon...

RE: What job did u have the longest / liked the most ?

Maybe the one that morphed into morphine?

RE: How to keep your partner interested!!

Well, we'll just see about that then, wont we now?

RE: How to keep your partner interested!!

All's fair...

RE: How to keep your partner interested!!

Well for starters I'm not trying to entertain you, so bad luck.

And if I tell you all my secrets you'll use them up, so I can only give false advice like play with their hair- really hard.teddybear

RE: What's the secret to a successful relationship?

A cruel irony, asking this kind of question to a bunch of singles... We don't know, that's why we're here.

RE: ..Which came first the Irish or the English...?

Its like a soccer match. They both came equal second.

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