Pedro is one of the main men. Its as simple as that, and there's no denying it. He can dance faster, and jump over much higher things than most people can. One time, he read the entire telephone book in just under 6 hours.
I was thinking there's probably a Simpsons fan out there who named them Itchy and Scratchy. And I think without naming names we all know basically who it is...
RE: WHY are you still SINGLE???!!!
Yeah it'd probably get a bit much if you copped it all the time, but you know, while its different and exotic...