RE: How do you deal with a breakup

I get a bit upset but not too much. Both recent ones, I've gone overseas on holiday coincidentally afterwards, and both seemed less than impressed that I didnt mope around more. I did a bit, but they didnt see it.

Women are like busses really, sooner or later another one comes along and you just look like a dropkick chasing them...

teddybear

RE: I don't get it ???

Yeah, he's not wearing any shoes.

RE: Who pays on the first date?

If it's even remotely an issue, I'll pay the lot and offer her a lift home, and that will be the end of that... If folks have to nitpick over such a small amount, there's no future in it. Whoever asked or suggested the date, should be prepared to pay for it. I usually suggested it so I would say- nah I got this, you can get the coffees, or similar... If she carries on and insists, game over.

RE: I don't get it ???

A mix of jealousy and curiosity, they must bounce around a fair bit.

RE: I don't get it ???

I think most guys would look at the first artwork, and feel a little bit better about themselves...

RE: Ladies - To be, or not to be, that is the question?

I'd like to see half and half, one side completely out of control, and the other side waxed totally smooth.

RE: Monogamous or Polygamous???

Lets face it, 8 breasts to play with sounds great... However, 4 girlfriends with PMS sounds like hard work.

RE: Is Jeremy Corbyn starting a new world movement?

Jeremy Corbyn... Don't make me laugh.

RE: How do u feel about non-religious people combined

I can understand people from Ireland or England thinking we all drink Fosters lager, I have seen it in liquor warehouse type stores. I doubt you'd find it on tap anywhere here, maybe in an Irish pub maybe. It was popular in the 1980's here. Probably 20 or something years since I've had a Fosters, and that would have been in London...

RE: When a girl does this what does it mean?

She might be concerned there's something wrong with her chest puppies.

RE: Typical New Zealand native?

Thats understandable, most munters get carried away at times.

RE: Truck Songs

RE: one day in the sun to turn dark

I have to wait another week to get all the stitches out of my neck and back, from the skin cancer place. But it wasnt the really bad one so I'm grateful, but I dont plan on sunbaking any time soon.

RE: Where are you at your most confident best ?

There's a temporal aspect to your post, it starts with hiding behind a screen, graduating to chatting on the phone, then face to face... I guess out of the 3 I'd do comparatively better at face to face, everyone seems more nervous than me.

RE: When a girl does this what does it mean?

So maybe it wasn't her at the mall. Who knows, it might be her brother or cousin or something. Just relax and see how it goes, if she likes you she'll let you know I'm sure.

RE: Vices - did you ever...

And that's just a weekday, it's always good to cut loose a bit on the weekend.

RE: When a girl does this what does it mean?

It's impossible to answer a question like that, because girls are one of those things we're never supposed to fully understand. You'll only do your head in if you try.

RE: Typical New Zealand native?

I'm not a fan of the place, but to me that's disrespectful toward Maori culture to suggest this is a typical NZ native.

RE: Heyyy I am looking for someone nice!!

How could I forget the piercings... Especially those ridiculous ear stretchers, and heaps of facerings.

RE: How do u feel about non-religious people combined

Cairns has a large population of kiwis, pretty much every story has been told. It's also the gateway to PNG where its still all happening. And the indigenous folks here, they dont like to discuss the matter too loudly, you certainly won't find agreement on the historic practices.

So, it was not unusual in any native population to believe eating some or all of your enemy gave you their powers. In a tropical rainforest, its actually very difficult to catch animals but very easy to catch humans. 5 generations is actually not very long ago, say between 100-125 years. Many native populations can trace it all back a lot further than that, stories of volcanoes erupting, when we know these volcanoes erupted 10-15 thousand years ago.

RE: Truck Songs

RE: did you ever attract the prettist of females...?

Yes, I'd say in the past that would have been important to me. Probably less important these days, but I doubt I'd go below a 6. Usually, weight for age, my cutoff is around the 7 mark though. I'm no oil painting myself, but I've got lucky genes and an aversion to tattoos so an 8 or 9 partner is still feasible for me. A 10 would not exist in my age bracket, anyone claiming to be is a liar, be it male or female.

RE: Should all British police officers bear arms?

Well, the last drama they had, the police were there in so many minutes and had shot the bad guys dead.

The last drama we had, the standoff lasted 12 hours or something, and didn't end at all well.

Their cops don't have guns, ours all do.

RE: Are you a keeper, or a good time girl?

Fark, I must be a keeper... I know for sure I'm not a good time girl.teddybear

RE: Serious guys:- I need some time off !

I think the Irish folks know more than me about the Riverdance aspect of things. The government is paying.

RE: Serious guys:- I need some time off !

I might add, there's a big party organised for the blogs.

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

Maybe, if she's wearing hot pants then no problems.

RE: worry

Faark. I was nearly finished worrying, but now I'm worried about you having nothing to worry about. You should join Greenpeace, they've always got stuff on their minds to worry about.

RE: Heyyy I am looking for someone nice!!

I couldn't decide if height or girth was less important, so hopefully she looks like Humpty Dumpty. Pre-fall of course.

RE: WHY are you still SINGLE???!!!

I just am OK. Dont worry about it, I dont...

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