RE: disrespectful women

Cry you a river? Nah, make me a ham and salad sandwich.

RE: disrespectful women

If there wasnt a law against it, disrespectful women would be ten high at the tip.

RE: disrespectful women

All disrespectful women should be crucified on the cross, as Jesus once said, when he was in a particularly good mood.

RE: Do you ever allowed risk loosing some beliefs?

Maybe.

RE: for guys first dates

You sound like David Attenborough- the female does this and that, the partner does this and that...

RE: Gerry Adams refused entry to The White House last night.

Irishman... Free booze... St.Patricks day... Sounds like a sensible precaution really.

RE: Happy St Patrick's day to you all

And logically, in my fantasies you're chaste around a short fat bald man.

RE: Happy St Patrick's day to you all

Meat? its mostly FAT... Boom Boom, que Benny Hill music...

RE: Happy St Patrick's day to you all

Yeah me too, the salami series of blogs/forums/gratuitous rants... Maybe the powers that be are chutney ferrets.

RE: Happy St Patrick's day to you all

But only if they're alive-a-live-oh... My picture of a mussel got zapped straight away, guess the mods have dirty minds hey. How come something so lovely is such a bad thing?

RE: Happy St Patrick's day to you all

I reckon Molly's alright, despite her parents being fishmongers.

RE: Happy St Patrick's day to you all

Well Doll, your smile is a bit... blurry. LOL.

RE: Happy St Patrick's day to you all

perfect wife material then...

RE: Happy St Patrick's day to you all

You're lying though, and that will never do. You know I don't belong to you.

RE: Happy St Patrick's day to you all



When I think of Molly, I think of this song...

RE: Are you going straight to paradise when you die?

Well maybe and maybe not. Wont make any difference to me because I'll be dead.

RE: Interracial dating how many people have try it ?

Maybe I hould get an Asian girlfriend and we would compliment each other. I'm hopeless at maths, and have only had one minor car accident in 28 years.

RE: disrespectful women

Best thing to do with a disrespectful woman, is invite her on a holiday to Iran. Show her all the glossy brochures, and pictures of luxury hotels etc... Soon as the plane lands give her a flogging, its perfectly legal there.

RE: disrespectful women

Yep, I can confirm they're all different sizes.

Though technically, Kangaroos (Eatsern grey, Western red) are the larger in their family, their smaller cousins are the wallaby, and their even smaller relatives are the betongs, and their tiny relatives are potaroos.
There are even weird-looking tree kangaroos that live up in the trees.

RE: say anything thread continued

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RE: On a Positive Theme

Yeah well on a positive theme, somebody laid a cable in the piss trough and nobody cares.

RE: could you split the atom?

No problems, as long as they let me use the Hadron collider.

RE: Say Nothing thread

Nothing.

RE: what truly turns you off

What do you need to know about Australian history Ali, maybe I can answer your questions.

RE: Solo para hispanoparlantes... Termina esta frase.

El Nino, La Nina...

RE: Solo para hispanoparlantes... Termina esta frase.

Si signorita.

RE: Solo para hispanoparlantes... Termina esta frase.

si signora.

RE: Are there any real men on here?

Are there any real women here, who know how to talk to a man?

RE: joining

2009 in Roman numerals.

RE: joining

Maybe September last year, could have been October...

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