The only thing better than whacking off to the news while an attractive woman is knocking on the door, is when both neighbours also have women knocking on their doors while they whack off to the news.
Good luck with that. I'm sure many wealthy American women will be quite taken by your charms, along with the several million of your fellow countrymen.
Yeah, and I'm guessing you make your little finger point outwards when you drink your cup of tea as well. Thats how high class people do it. I've seen it on telly.
If they're genuinely lame, then they should be working on getting their legs fixed not limping around stealing womens underwear off their clotheslines. Sometimes there are barking dogs and you have to jump fences, its not as easy as some people make out.
Molly Malone Traditional In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone As she wheeled her wheelbarrow through streets broad and narrow Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!
She was a fishmonger and sure it was no wonder For so were her father and mother before And they both wheeled their barrows through streets broad and narrow Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!
She died of a fever and no one could save her And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone Now her ghost wheels her barrow through streets broad and narrow Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!
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RE: Friends without benefits
The only thing better than whacking off to the news while an attractive woman is knocking on the door, is when both neighbours also have women knocking on their doors while they whack off to the news.