RE: What has been your worst experience while dating online?

Housing commission tennant, usually in a socially disadvantaged area, on welfare benefits.

RE: What's the first sigh of madness??

First sign of madness, is whacking off 5 or 6 times a day. So once you reach 4 or 5 times each day, maybe its time to have a look at what changes can be made.

RE: What has been your worst experience while dating online?

Probably the worst thing is clingy people. Some folks decide you're a married couple after the first message or two. But the houso's and fatties arent that great either really.

RE: What's the first sigh of madness??

Usually the first sign of Madness, is when they sing One step beyond.

RE: Why married men stop givng us flowers?

Women like a man who can take control of a situation. So, the go is, just slam the flowers down on the bench and tell her to piss off.

RE: Go On Have A Laugh, You Know You Want To!!

A blind man walks into a shop. He works his way down the aisle knocking items off the shelves with his cane as he goes. "Can I help you?" asks the young guy who works there... "Nah... just looking..." says the blind man.

RE: Why married men stop givng us flowers?

So married men stop giving you flowers. Just deal with it.

RE: Best of current singers, what's your fave?

Looks like Tay Tay is blitzing it.

RE: CS elections 2016 - Take your pick.

Bindings and Chinese herbs could help.

RE: CS elections 2016 - Take your pick.

A key selection criteria for a forum leader I would think.

RE: Man-Grooming

Indeed they might. And if they swing both ways, or have learning difficulties, bipolar bears.

RE: Man-Grooming

There's always polar bears.

RE: CS elections 2016 - Take your pick.

Yep. Because you bump so well. Not too soon, not too late. slender delicate little fingers elegantly typing "Bump" at just the right pace. Smooth.

RE: Man-Grooming

And, I shave off my eyebrows- then simply draw new ones on.

RE: CS elections 2016 - Take your pick.

Molly for Prime Minister!

RE: Man-Grooming

Smokey eyes, pouty lips, rosey cheeks... I'm right on to it.

RE: Man-Grooming

I spend hours and hours each day doing my make up.

RE: So Thats Why They Are Always Thanking Me

You've hit the nail on the head with the second part.

RE: So Thats Why They Are Always Thanking Me

Friendzoning is completely different from being friends.

RE: What age do you feel you are...?

Old enough to know better.

RE: Who Makes a better President for the United States

I'm not from America so I dont care who's running the show over there. They'll work it out for themselves over the next 18 months or however long their tedious elections go for.

RE: Why?

He cheats on his wife, you imagine he will treat you any better? The guy's a jerk, end of.

RE: CS elections 2016 - Take your pick.

I'd have a crack at it, after a few drinks.

RE: Why so many men lie...?

I would mock somebody that got too carried away. I met a girl who put 39 as her age, she's 46. She reckoned guys arent interested in over 40's. But she's nice and everything else was honest so it didnt worry me too much. And, most say non smoker when they smoke...

RE: Why so many men lie...?

Too funny Berry... One or two embellishments maybe, but not everything like that.

RE: Why so many men lie...?

Its fun to lie. Sometimes I say I'm really tall, sometimes I say I'm really short. Its great.

RE: lol

Yeah I'll pay that one...

RE: do you know that pedro chap...?

The more I hear about Pedro, the more I realise how little I know about life.

RE: What would you do if you won the lottery?

Well if you win lotto, you can have a giant heater outside your house, and air conditioning inside it. Bet nobody else on your street has thought of that.

RE: What would you do if you won the lottery?

Well I spose there's always air con...

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