RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

If I ever turn pro, I'll get a colostomy bag so I can make a little money on the side.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Yes, mental patients.

RE: Man Old Enough To Be Her Grandfather Marries 12 Year Old In Lebanon

They struggle to stop these arranged marriages taking place in developed western countries amongst immigrant populations, nothing can be done to stop it in middle eastern or african countries.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

You do that. I'll be waiting patiently.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Obviously I dont know you well enough to write the whole thing for you, but my generously proportioned loquacity is a valuable resource when it comes to profile-writing.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Hows about "sweaty", like you've just got back from a run or the gym. Or if its free parking you're after, use "disabled".

RE: Regrets I Have a Few and I Will Mention Them

I regret using only one hand. I'm sure it would have been much more special using both.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

After todays little effort, take it from me, internet dating is a complete waste of time. They're all really fat or mad, generally both.

RE: ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE

Dunno, I'm merely an actor.

RE: This is supposed to be a DATING site

Indeed crap odds Molly. I can only be honest, that the other 2 have 33.3% less chance than the numbers suggest.

RE: Say Anything (again!)

Thats very true. You watch, The Australian of the year (announced 26 Jan) will never be a straight white male again.

Cricket

Canada is part of the Commonwealth right? So how come they dont seem to be involved with cricket? I dont really follow the game myself, as the game seems to go for about 15 days, and the seagulls eating cold chips on the outfield are often the centre of attention for the commentary.

RE: What Do You Want For Christmas?

A John Deere hat.

RE: This is supposed to be a DATING site

Each dating site offers a different experience. This one is by far the most entertaining, but also the least likely to get you laid in Australia. Probably because there are only about 3 of us Queenslanders active, and we're all male.

RE: Say Anything (again!)

Ireland is great. Without Ireland there'd be no Riverdance, no Enya, no Jamiesons, and no Mollybaby. That would make baby Jesus very sad.

RE: What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

2 scoops, mango and caramel/honeycomb.

RE: DEDICATE AN EMOTICON 2 SOMEONE

banana barf cheering crying comfort head banger

RE: American

I was just about to post exactly the same thing.

RE: American

I dont believe he's killed anybody or blown anything up, it sounds like he has a problem with those that do.

RE: American

No, they had Aboriginal parents.

RE: American

I just went down and asked. Couldnt understand the answer because the mouth was taped up.

RE: American

I'd say more likely born to American Indians than English people.

RE: Say Anything (again!)

We eat meat pies too because we can as well. Whats your point?

RE: What Do You Want For Christmas?

I want a bag of dope, but would settle for a woman from CS. Whats third prize? two women from CS...

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Ladies, wax those ankles thoroughly before dating. You dont want people thinking you're related to the Clydesdale horses now do you?

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Six of one half a dozen of the other, faceless folks might or might not meet your expectations, pic people might or might not look like their pic...

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

There are far more "donts" than "do's"... So for the men- DO trim those wayward ear/nose/back hairs, and for the women- DO wear clothes that make your ankles look slim and svelte.

Life in England

Love the sinner but hate the sin...

Life in England

Went there half a dozen times in the 90's, never covered my face once.

RE: clothes on woman

By law here, you have to have a sign by the pool showing the steps for the kiss of life. Guess I didnt read it closely enough.

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