RE: Nice Guys Finish Last

Oh. I thought this was a Green day thread.

RE: Say Anything

Thai women, and volkswagons.

RE: Should women go to war ?

I'm guessing you've never been to Isreal, or seen on the news those brave women in Syria fighting ISIS.

RE: i have a adicap have you

Once I got stung by a bee, and I'm a bit paranoid that all the other bees will try to sting me. Movies such as The Killer Bees havent really helped the situation.

RE: Resolutions for 2016

You're the one wearing glasses...

RE: LDR behaviours

Here's me thinking it was Live Dog Racing...

RE: Resolutions for 2016

I think most resolutions do benefit others already, albeit indirectly. The 2 biggies, giving up the smokes and the grog, mean less pressure on the health system.

RE: NSA outdoors meet up Tuesday 29th

I think it starts in about an hour, or 10 minutes ago I'm not sure. Early days.

RE: Say Anything

... Or the minister for balancing things on top of other things.

RE: Say Anything

And the Swedish chef, he was a bit of a legend.

RE: Say Anything

I often wonder if Kermit ever found the rainbow connection. I suspect he boned miss Piggy at some stage.

RE: Say Anything

Cards against humanity. Thats where its at these days.

RE: Say Anything

If I win a woman in a card game, then she's my possession regardless of whether she's standing up or on her knees scrubbing the floor.

RE: Please tell me I'm not the only one with old men perving on me

I feel I can speak on behalf of all the old perves, when I say suck it up princess.

RE: Women ,,,the great value

I would say women are good value, not great value. A wheelbarrow or chainsaw are great value.

RE: Are you good at cooking?

I tend to rely on the smoke alarm a bit much, and it takes me 10 minutes to make 2 minute noodles.

RE: Rolex Sydney Hobart Yacht Race live feed

Well they killed Phar Lap, so who knows what lengths they'll go to to win.

RE: West australia meeting :)

The women in W.A. are all gagging for it. Its great.

RE: ireland

Ireland is pretty good. Almost as good as Australia.

RE: fair or unfair

All I can do, is shake my head slowly and suck air noisily through my teeth. The same way the mechanic does when he's just about to tell you your car is rooted...

RE: am i the only one

I cant really follow the rules, but just like roller derby, it doesent really matter.

RE: Say Anything

Mate, they'll tell you in great detail. Then change their mind.

RE: am i the only one

All good, you make some very valid observations.

RE: am i the only one

I'm a touchy-feely kinda guy. Its great.

RE: am i the only one

Well, christmas is a time for sharing...

RE: am i the only one

So if thats the case, why is your hand clearly visible in your profile pic? Surely if it was that much of a drama, you would have used a picture with your hands behind your back.

RE: am i the only one

Sorry dear, my mistake. It should be- I'd like to thank Molly for lending me a hand...

RE: am i the only one

I've already prepared my teary speech for the podium... I'd just like to thank Molly for giving me a hand. And my sponsors, the ACME hand cream corporation. Also I'd like to mention the rubber washing up glove makers, for getting me through the tough times where my imagination was being tested...

RE: am i the only one

I can just see it now, a guy sitting in the middle of the gymnastics square going for it... The commentator would be like- ah yes, nicely done with the left hand, working the nuts as expected. Whats this! I cant believe it! he is now doing a full shoulder perch with a half pike! This is putting an incredible strain on his body...

RE: UK Muslims with Disneyland plans: We were barred from plane due to religion

Unpleasant as it would be for innocent people, the authorities now have to err on the side of caution. Thats the world we live in.

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